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Is Kirby the largest tosser you've ever met? EVER

#1 Kirby

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Posted 24 April 2005 - 06:59 PM

Well, I've been feeling realy self consious lately so I thought I'd put my worries to rest (or reinforce them).

So tell me what you think.

Hope the answers don't get seriously screwed because of my ability to not put things in a clear concise way.

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Posted 24 April 2005 - 08:18 PM

Zuh? Where'd this come from? You're definately not even in the top three tossers on this forum, I don't even think you'd make top hundred. Really beyond that theres no ranking. In fact as best I can tell the forum is about 50 people who post good stuff, around five tossers, and several hundred who sign up and are then never seen again. Likely killed by the five tossers.

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Posted 24 April 2005 - 08:51 PM

What's a tosser? Some body who posts pointless threads? Or just a jerk?

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Posted 24 April 2005 - 08:51 PM

You would've gotten a vote for #1 from me, but I don't particularly like it when people start polls like this, so it diminished your standing somewhat.

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Posted 24 April 2005 - 09:02 PM

QUOTE (Jordan @ Apr 25 2005, 01:51 AM)

What's a tosser? Some body who posts pointless threads? Or just a jerk?

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Tosser is British slang for wanker. Wanker is British slang for one who wanks.

And Heccubus has a point; I'm surprised this topic got any replies at all.

#6 Kirby

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Posted 24 April 2005 - 09:58 PM

Nah, just stuff that happend in another CS forum. Some one called me a noob for saying that if you don't like getting shot by the AWP then stop coming at him with your knife. Then I said that his moma is a noob, and it escelated to goat rapers and uncle f*ckers. After the argument someone called the both of us assholes and banned the both of us outright.

Strainge game Counter-Strike, it has the ability to make the worst of us come out and call people n00bs.

It really shook me for a while that I became the thing that I hate the most, a fl4/\/\3r.

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Posted 24 April 2005 - 10:49 PM

QUOTE (Kirby @ Apr 24 2005, 09:58 PM)

Nah, just stuff that happend in another CS forum. Some one called me a noob for saying that if you don't like getting shot by the AWP then stop coming at him with your knife.

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Well, there's your problem. Don't EVER take anything personally said in an online forum. Particularly if someone calls you a n00b. Idiots love to call anyone that knows less than them about a particular subject a n00b. It's part of the glory of being an internet know-it-all.

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 04:20 AM

Tosser? I thought you were from Utah.

No seriously, you're alright by me dude, there's far bigger arseholes in this pond (myself included at times). Everyone gets close to troll at some point.

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 05:29 AM

Though the options you gave abover were quite terrible. What the hell's a ten spot anyway?

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 11:25 AM

Money. I think.

Thinking about it, I've posted some stupid shit that makes me look like a dumbass, and most of my jokes aren't funny. I annoy myself sometimes.

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 11:27 AM

I can't believe you started a thread about yourself.

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 12:23 PM

Yeah, that's really odd. You're cool, and I can't help but love you with your current avatar. Don't judge yourself based upon people who play CS! Good God, man. I've seen them and they frighten me. I've been known to play until I'm pissed off at the completely counterintuitive aiming system (your bullets don't actually correspond at all to the crosshairs!) and inefficient network transmition (at least on CS:Source - I'll put 10 bullets into a guy in the face from 2 feet away on a t3 conection with 10 ping and he'll kill me because my shots don't count.) However, anyone who AWPs is a complete newbie. That gun shouldn't even be in the game.

And yeah, relax. If we don't like you, you will know, trust us. It takes alot. And I've been known upon occasion to throw out some almost-trollish statements for kicks, but it's mostly with people who know there's no possible way I could be serious.

But nobody likes a guy who's this insecure. -_- *growls* <-Statements like that.

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