Porn sites
#77
Posted 27 April 2005 - 05:35 AM
EDIT: Oh shit, I just realised Slades probably gonna sodomise me with a barge pole for mentioning furries again. FUCK.
This post has been edited by Voodoo dog: 27 April 2005 - 05:48 AM
#78
Posted 27 April 2005 - 05:39 AM
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#80
Posted 27 April 2005 - 11:34 AM
DEAD FISH PORN?!?!? WTF?!? OMFG!!!! LOL!!!! JAYSUS, MARY AND JOESEPH!!!!!
Now that's off my chest, I DO seem to remember hearing something like this in the Simpsons. Troy McClure confessed to a similar fetish in one episode(Although I think he prefered the little bastards alive. Don't we all?) Leading to the following hilarious joke:
Fat Tony and his cronies(hur) observe MR McClure walking down the street. One of the guys(I think it was Legs) says to Fat Tony "Hey boss! Didn't you tell us that guy was dead?". Fat Tony responds "No, I said he sleeps with the fishes.". Classic. Christ, there was also a joke about fish porn in Friends. Maybe this thing is more mainstream than I thought.
The only way I can see guys getting into this is if they are socially inept loners and a dead fish is the closest they'll ever get to the sweet, succulent aroma of human vagina. Somebody should really let them have access to one of those dirty panties vending machines. Unless I've been horribly misled and the "dirty" part refers to them being splattered with chunks of shite.
#81
Posted 27 April 2005 - 12:02 PM
I didn't find porn, just someone's confession that they have a fetish for dead fish. And I remember that McLure thing now!
And I don't care what you say, although I'm getting very tired of fascism (but not as tired as the owner of these forums.) To quote Voltaire: "I may not like what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to be a complete asshole." Although a line needs to be drawn somewhere.
Rock dash - lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111oneoneoneeleventy-one
#82
Posted 27 April 2005 - 12:38 PM
(If anyone wants to know what THAT was all about, go and see the hilarious mess I caused on the girls vs boys thread in the debate section. Think that was bad? I refer you to the most glorious tangent in the history of the universe. Its in the sitcoms thread in the FR.com forum.)
Anyway, FINALLY back on topic:
I just entered the phrase "dead fish porn"+stories into google. (The things I do for you people.) I couldn't find anything. So, gritting my teeth, I made the decision to remove the "+stories" part. Zip. Finally, I did what could have turned out to be the worst mistake I will ever make in my life. I entered the phrase "dead fish porn" into google IMAGE search. Absolutely nothing. From this I have to conclude that either there's only about two dead fish porn fans on the planet or that the little cunts are too dumb to operate a computer, which would make them the only fetish group not to flood the web with their offensive prattling.
This post has been edited by Voodoo dog: 27 April 2005 - 12:54 PM
#83
Posted 27 April 2005 - 12:53 PM
I might buy something from those machines...if they actually existed.
#85
Posted 27 April 2005 - 01:36 PM
EDIT: Oh shit, I just realised Slades probably gonna sodomise me with a barge pole for mentioning furries again. FUCK.
Ok, time to defend myself here. NO NO NO. When I said furry, I meant things like anime catgirls. Not real people dressing up. I'm seriously beginning to wish I hadn't brought it up.
*typing frantically, trying to remove focus from himself* Dead fish porn? That's crazy! CRAZY!
*looks for place to hide in and die*
Edited because I used the word 'hole'. In a non-sexual way, you dirty bastards.
This post has been edited by rock_dash: 27 April 2005 - 01:37 PM
#86
Posted 27 April 2005 - 02:17 PM
This post has been edited by Voodoo dog: 27 April 2005 - 02:20 PM
#87
Posted 27 April 2005 - 02:29 PM
I wasn't being serious, just trying to illustrate the fact that these legendary machines dont even exist (exept in the minds of people who've never been to Japan)
#88
Posted 27 April 2005 - 02:39 PM
I have been lied to?
Curse you Manga, your "real life" stories have gone behind me telling me that there were Machines for used underwear at Subway stations! I apoligize for that, it was one of the reasons I wanted to go to Japan...
... so that's not going to happen anytime soon.
#89
Posted 27 April 2005 - 02:51 PM
#90
Posted 27 April 2005 - 02:53 PM
That goes all the way back to Greek mythology and stuff like that. Fertility symbol if I remember correctly.
EDIT: I mean the multiple breast thing. Not the furries.
Yeah, that's what they are. Animals shaped like humans.
This post has been edited by floppydisk: 27 April 2005 - 02:54 PM