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#61 User is offline   Voodoo Dog Icon

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 07:10 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Apr 26 2005, 12:45 AM)
the 'compeling' remark was mostly aimed at the 'sentient chewing gum' angle...

the rest of it sounded quite lame.
but i like the idea of an actor talking to peice of discarded chewing gum.


Relax, I was only fucking with you. I know someone who would pick as his avatar a golden version of bender couldn't possibly be a pervert.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 09:34 PM

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I see you have graced us with your presense again Lord Vader.  You sir, remain a refreshing fart in a room full of roses.  If you have not been reassured by everyones statements so far, then you never fucking will be.  So yes, ditch the net.  Jack off to the victorias secret catalog.  Jack off to playboy.  Jack off to penthouse.  Hell, you could even try easing your sexual frustration by inserting a part of yourself into one of those strange exotic creatures known as "women" if you think you're up to it, but please, for the love of god, please cease your endless verbal masturbation on this thread.  Thank you so very fucking much.


i guess im just a bit worried and it might seem a little annoying. i just was wondering if anyone can tell me if just by viewing regular porn can you stumble straight away into something that's illegal or not (if that's possible or can illegal stuff find you or do you have to find it so to speak).
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 10:00 PM

QUOTE (Voodoo dog @ Apr 25 2005, 07:10 PM)
Relax, I was only fucking with you.  I know someone who would pick as his avatar a golden version of bender couldn't possibly be a pervert.


i wouldn't go so far as to say "not" a pevert....
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 01:09 AM

Nothing tops the Finglonger Episodes, but the Farnsworth Paradox does come close.

You've usually got to go looking for the stuff, webmasters don't disguise illegal sites as legal ones. But if you're really paranoid, like VD so eloquently said, buy/have someone buy an established pornography magazine instead, or just stop looking at the stuff. But really unless someone is installing spyware on your machine with the intent to monitor your internet status you don't have much to worry about. Either way, like we've said, relax. Enough people have mentioned an activity that helps in that regard and pertains to this discussion for me to bother saying it again.
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 04:19 AM

I've just been slapped for flaming the lad(Not by my ol' buddy Slade, it was someone else) so I'll offer some CONSTRUCTIVE critisism this time.

If you remember, at the start of this thread I confessed to the rather humiliating fetish of schoolgirl uniforms/cheerleader outfits and asked if this made me a paedophile. The good MR Barend kindly reassured me I was not and offered rather intelligent reasons WHY I was not. I could have done two things at this point:

1. Accepted his wisdom
2. Rejected it as bollocks

I went for option #1. I could have also gone for option #2. It would have been a big no-no however, if I did the same thing as you and went for secret option #3. This involves acting like you are unaware anyone has said anything and continue to ask the same question over and over again, in slightly different ways. I did not do this because I am sure Barend is a meer mortal like myself and would react by punching me in the face. If you hadn't noticed, everyone is being forced to bring the same points up again and again. This is starting to steam my noodles a tad.

Go over the thread from the beginning. All points are already covered there. If you have another question, please make sure it is not another version of your original query that has been asked about five million times and answered five million times. Thank you.

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Posted 26 April 2005 - 07:57 PM

I'm glad you went with option 1.

option 2 would have just incriminated us both! unsure.gif
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 09:30 PM

Just be glad I didn't go for option 3, my friend. You would have ended up gouging out your eyeballs and eating them.

Anyway, I just read this thread again and unless I missed something, me and look to the sky are the only people so far to name our private little kinks. I regard this as somewhat unfair. So come on, fess up people. I'm sure you'll feel better. I promise I won't point and laugh at you for more than about 10 minutes.
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 09:32 PM

QUOTE (Voodoo dog @ Apr 26 2005, 09:30 PM)
Just be glad I didn't go for option 3, my friend.  You would have ended up gouging out your eyeballs and eating them.


i hate when that happens... pinch.gif
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 11:57 PM

QUOTE (Voodoo dog @ Apr 26 2005, 06:30 PM)
Just be glad I didn't go for option 3, my friend.  You would have ended up gouging out your eyeballs and eating them.

Anyway, I just read this thread again and unless I missed something, me and look to the sky are the only people so far to name our private little kinks.  I regard this as somewhat unfair.  So come on, fess up people.  I'm sure you'll feel better.  I promise I won't point and laugh at you for more than about 10 minutes.


Eheh...I haven't shared mine because someone here already brought it up and said that it was horrible and disgusting. But I suppose I'd better say which one, so it isn't assumed that it's one of the fetishes that I find freaky too.

I like furries. Hell if I know why. But since we have Nazi-wannabes and other crazy people on the forums, it probably can't hurt to admit it, right?

...right...? sad.gif
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 12:04 AM

I'm not going to incriminate myself and admit I like hentai untill I get a girlfriend who is into it too.

So...

you'll probably never know. sad.gif

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Posted 27 April 2005 - 01:38 AM

Smooth move, Kirby. Your secret is safe with us because we don't know it.

And you can like furries, they just creep me right out. I might be able to tolerate moderately animal-esque ears and those bizarre half-fangs if I had to, though. Although when you mentioned them, I thought of the people who actually like to pretend they are animals or have lost touch with reality and think they are animals, so my apologies on misconception.

I don't have any real kinks, I'm afraid. The closest thing I can think of is lesbianism. I've perused many realms, have borne many scars, but the places people like to hear about oddities the most I seem to miss out on. I get seriously fidgety frequently, comes with my spotty OCD, but that's irrelevant to the current discussion.

Sorry, guys/gal.
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 01:38 AM

I like variety....

but nothing fucked up...

girl on girl, girl on webcam, girl on machine, girl in a room with phalic objects, girl striping in private, girl stripping in public, ...

you know.... girl stuff.
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 01:48 AM

Aww man, I absolutely have to share this one:

I decided to check out www.grouphug.us because I get a morbid kick out of it (or some laughs), someone confessed to fantasizing about dead fish and dolphins. I think I'm back on top for finding the wierdest things.
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 01:53 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ Apr 26 2005, 10:38 PM)
Smooth move, Kirby. Your secret is safe with us because we don't know it.

And you can like furries, they just creep me right out. I might be able to tolerate moderately animal-esque ears and those bizarre half-fangs if I had to, though. Although when you mentioned them, I thought of the people who actually like to pretend they are animals or have lost touch with reality and think they are animals, so my apologies on misconception.
Sorry, guys/gal.


Yeah, I'm strange. I'm not even into hardcore anything. I usually like it better when I have to use my imagination. sleep.gif

Also, in the interest of being silly and childish:

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EDIT: I forgot, and I'd like to point out that there is a subsection Furry-ism that creeps me out: Multiple breasts. That is just weird. huh.gif

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Posted 27 April 2005 - 04:38 AM

QUOTE (rock_dash @ Apr 27 2005, 04:57 AM)
I like furries. Hell if I know why. But since we have Nazi-wannabes and other crazy people on the forums, it probably can't hurt to admit it, right?

...right...?  sad.gif


Woah, I've always wanted to run into one of you people. It's one of those things that's so far out of normality that it leaves soo many questions.
For reasons of science; Can I dissect you?

Sadly I've not developed any fetish, I feel all leftout now. The closest I've got was that programming gig in 2001, where I wrote some VD engine for a dating game. A Dating game which apparently lead to Hentia. Needless to say I mysteriously stopped answering the company's calls after I discovered that.

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