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#46 User is offline   SimeSublime Icon

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 02:54 AM

I thought it was generally considered that Freud was fairly off the mark?
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 04:17 AM

QUOTE (SimeSublime @ Apr 25 2005, 08:54 AM)
I thought it was generally considered that Freud was fairly off the mark?


If only it were, my friend. Think how many people think the whole "weapons=compensation" thing is true. Shotguns, swords, baseball bats, you name it. If there is a single thing in the average arsenal that doesn't scream "I have a very small penis!", I would very much like to know what it is.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 08:43 AM

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I personally don't see anything in porn involving real people / models / whatever. I'm not sure what it is, but I don't really have any interest in it at all.

Hentai on the other hand... big fan of that. innocent.gif That type of porn can fuel your imagination sometimes...
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 10:00 AM

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I have to confess that the entire concept of Hentai confuses me. Cartoon porn? Bloddy weird stuff. Okay I guess you'd have the opitunity to include orcs, elves, and cthuhlu tentacles monster, and on the plus side no models are being exploited by the evil porn industry (Artists and programmers charge less per hour.)

Furry porn on the other hand is deserving of naplam.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 12:30 PM

Please, do not mention furries. I turn into the Incredible Stabbing Man at the mention of furries.

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LttS - Some of it isn't bad, but it's hard to filter out the robots and tenticles.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 12:48 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Apr 25 2005, 12:30 PM)
LttS - Some of it isn't bad, but it's hard to filter out the robots and tenticles.


Not really. Just keep your eyes open for Hentai films that revolve around everyday people. The hentai films and series that revolve around universities or urban occupations are the best ones ; completely void of the robots and tenticles. The hentai that have tentacles and that sort of junk in them ruin the reputation of the really good shows out there.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 01:31 PM

I've just found another one, and as much as I'd like to summarise it in an original witty way I'm just lost for words, so I can't. Maybe later. I'll just lay out the bare bones here so you can do it yourself. Its yet another sub-set of s&m and its called castration porn. No there is nothing wrong with your monitor. It contains stories of little male bitchs who happily sacrifice their testicles in order to better service their wives/owners. You may have noticed I'm focusing on stories more than images. Thats because the stories have no doubt taken ten years off my life, and I'm pretty sure the images would kill me instantly.

Oh and by the way, you may be interested to know that since inflation porn makes furries look normal, I rather thought these merry little perverts should be covered on FR.com. So I glued a bunch of my posts together, and hoping Yahtzee had recently suffered from some kind of psychotic fit that would lead him to deem them fit to display, I sent them winging on their merry way to him. However, judging by his actions on the FR.com forums I am quite sure he would quite like to rip my intestines out and use them to beat the world skipping record, so I'm pretty sure they'll never see the light of day. Although thats probably for the best. Maybe I should send him that "why it blows chunks to be Irish" post I did. Since I spend the entire thing insulting myself via my nationality, he'll probably use it in a second.

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 03:16 PM

"hentai" just means "pervert" in Japanese. So I can see the connection, but I can't see why anyone would want the association.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 03:33 PM

This one is pretty sick: http://www.cnn.com/2...ibal/index.html

Here's a quote for the lazy folks:
"Emotionless and calm, Meiwes recalled how he began the killing by cutting off the victim's penis at the victim's request, how they fried it in a pan and tried but failed to eat it."
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 05:32 PM

voodoo dog etc., thanks for your replies, but if you are surfing regular porn like I did and you come across a teen site that might be illegal, isn't that just a little bit too dangerous? could you go to jail? im thinking of ditching the internet if this is the case.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 05:59 PM

I see you have graced us with your presense again Lord Vader. You sir, remain a refreshing fart in a room full of roses. If you have not been reassured by everyones statements so far, then you never fucking will be. So yes, ditch the net. Jack off to the victorias secret catalog. Jack off to playboy. Jack off to penthouse. Hell, you could even try easing your sexual frustration by inserting a part of yourself into one of those strange exotic creatures known as "women" if you think you're up to it, but please, for the love of god, please cease your endless verbal masturbation on this thread. Thank you so very fucking much.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 06:18 PM

Try cantoloupes with holes cut in them.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 06:38 PM

QUOTE (floppydisk @ Apr 26 2005, 12:18 AM)
Try cantoloupes with holes cut in them.


Kind of ruined the dramatic flow there floppydisk.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 06:39 PM

QUOTE (Garth Vader @ Apr 25 2005, 05:32 PM)
voodoo dog etc., thanks for your replies, but if you are surfing regular porn like I did and you come across a teen site that might be illegal, isn't that just a little bit too dangerous?  could you go to jail? im thinking of ditching the internet if this is the case.


geeze...

just enjoy yourself...damnit! if you come across a site that looks incredibly illegal, inform the FBI... otherwise skip it. you'll be fine...

if your that scared, stick to celbrity porn or something.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 06:45 PM

QUOTE (Voodoo dog @ Apr 24 2005, 07:05 AM)
I'd like to think you said that because you regarded the drama, oddness and originality of the fable refreshing.  If however, you sported an erection during some part of the telling, then for the good of humanity, please do the following:

1. Find nice sharp pair of scissors.
2. Remove testicles.
3. Flush down nearest toilet.

I'm sure that after this, you will be capable of living a normal, productive life.


the 'compeling' remark was mostly aimed at the 'sentient chewing gum' angle...

the rest of it sounded quite lame.
but i like the idea of an actor talking to peice of discarded chewing gum.
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