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Posted 23 April 2005 - 11:36 AM

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school uniform rates number two on the international what men find hot list. (the ROTJ princess leia bikini of bronze thing is number 1)


is that true? i've never found Leia in 6 to be that nice at all, she just looks worn out and bored. Episode 4 Leia is much better. Episode 2 Padme wins hands down for me though.
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Posted 23 April 2005 - 01:04 PM

I saw the scene in CLOSER where Padme gives Clive Owen a private dance, so I don't think I need to see Episode Two. devil.gif
"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).
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Posted 23 April 2005 - 02:06 PM

Shes not topless in that film though right?
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Posted 23 April 2005 - 02:23 PM

Lots of the junk mail in my hotmail account has to do with women having sex with animals, that's pretty fucked up. There's also the peeing thing, but hands down the wierdest thing I've ever seen was inflation stories. People being turned on by watching someone getting impossibly and sci-fi-like inflated to grotesque proportions. Amber Nicole sent me a link to that before World of Warcraft consumed her soul. I have no clue as to how she found it.
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Posted 23 April 2005 - 02:29 PM

I looked at the list of people browsing this thread and there were four guys. I'm just waiting for a girl to post here.
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Posted 23 April 2005 - 02:33 PM

Well, it could take a while. All of the women have to pretend they don't like looking at guys because it's frowned upon for them to, you see.

If that's not an invitation to get on this thread if only to flame me, I don't know what is.
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Posted 23 April 2005 - 02:33 PM

How would you know the difference?

edit- if it was a boy or a girl posting here I mean.

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Posted 23 April 2005 - 02:39 PM

Because most of the females on the board have let slip their genders and it's not that hard to keep track of about 6 people :-P
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Posted 23 April 2005 - 06:17 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Apr 23 2005, 08:23 PM)
People being turned on by watching someone getting impossibly and sci-fi-like inflated to grotesque proportions.


What the FUCK?!?! How the hell is that even possible? Or is this some kind of hentai thing? Anyway, as one of the sick twists the human mind can undergo, it adds to my opinion that the entire human race should be slaughtered as soon as possible. Let's see if the cockroaches can do a better job of this pesky little "civilisation" thing, a billion years from now.

Anyway, since this thread started, I have been sniffing around the s&m sites (In the name of RESEARCH, mind you). Yes, we all know s&m is weird, but we also all know what s&m is all about, which makes talking about it here pointless right? Wrong. I would like to direct your gaze towards a novel sub-section of said genre. Orgasm denial torture, or "cock-teaser" porn. This punishes people, not with whips and paddles and nipple clamps, but simply with their own unsatisfied desires. It goes something like this:

Girl ties guy to bed.
Girl brings guy to brink of orgasm, over and over again.
Girl gets to orgasm whenever she wants, usually via oral sex, whereas guy can orgasm if, AND ONLY IF, girl wishes him to.
At some point, guy breaks down and begs to be allowed to come.
(I refuse to spell it cum)

This is the point where girl smiles evily, and walks away.

I have to admit, that sounds somewhat appealing. In theory. In THEORY. Sexual frustration is kind of fun, in a painful kind of way. The reality however, would probably be a nightmare.
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Posted 23 April 2005 - 06:34 PM

infaltion porn?
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Posted 23 April 2005 - 07:03 PM

I just entered "inflation porn"+stories into google. I clicked on the first site that came up. I clicked on the first story listed on the site. I read thoroughly. I am currently thinking of lobotomising myself, because there is no other way I will ever forget the horrible, horrible things I read.

To anyone else thinking of satisfying their curiosity, its just not fucking worth it.
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Posted 23 April 2005 - 08:02 PM

guys, im still worried as hell about this thing. it could ruin my life.
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Posted 23 April 2005 - 09:02 PM

QUOTE (Garth Vader @ Apr 24 2005, 02:02 AM)
guys, im still worried as hell about this thing. it could ruin my life.


Dude what exactly did you do? I kind of got the impression that all you saw was teen porn. There is nothing illegal about this, take it from me. My body works on the following equation:

Pleated skirts+the colour tartan(called plaid in america)+MODELS AGED 18 AND UP=Go go, gadget dick.

I have yet to get arrested for this quirk. I doubt I ever will. If you really did look at pictures of naked kids by mistake, I refer you to my previous equation about the time you were on the site stored in your registry.

I strongly doubt you have anything to worry about, but i'm starting to feel you will never be reassured. If this is the case, abandon the net and go back to porno mags. No danger and a lot easier to hide from your parents. Unless they happen to look under the matress a lot, that is.
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Posted 23 April 2005 - 09:12 PM

QUOTE (Voodoo dog @ Apr 23 2005, 09:02 PM)
Pleated skirts+the colour tartan(called plaid in america)+MODELS AGED 18 AND UP=Go go, gadget dick.



this is what happened, but how in the hell are you supposed to know if they are 18 and up? that's what im worried about.
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Posted 23 April 2005 - 09:44 PM

I'm sorry but I can't keep it in anymore. I tried to forget the inflation story I read but I can still feel it inside me eating me up like cancer. I have to get it off my chest. It's the only way to keep my sanity. I hope this will not put your immortal souls in danger.

The story was even more surreal than I expected, given the genre. I have no idea if this is typical of inflation porn or not, and I have no intention of finding out. The summation is as follows:

THE CAST

A hapless female
An evil scientist
A sentient piece of chewing gum

THE PLOT

Evil scientist somehow manages to create sentient piece of chewing gum.
Evil scientist offers the sentient piece of chewing gum to hapless female.
Hapless female takes the bait.
Hapless female happily chews the gum a little bit, then blows a bubble.
As she sucks the gum back into her mouth the evil scientist (and audience) observe the gum clearly reacting with signs of anger. Hapless female however, remains oblivious.

(The theme from Jaws starts to play softly in the background)

Hapless female suddenly realises she cannot spit the gum out.
Hapless female suddenly starts to feel strangely bloated, as if she had eaten 10 cans of baked beans in less than 20 seconds. She does not however, feel the need to fart.
Hapless female suddenly realises that the gum, having suffered horrible pain because of the chewing and bubble blowing, in getting its revenge by blowing HER up.
Hapless female repeats her efforts to spit the gum out. This is in vain, as the gum has latched itself to the roof of her mouth.
Evil scientist starts cackling madly.
Hapless female realises with horror that her body is slowly inflating.
Hapless females individual body parts, most notably her breasts, are starting to resemble balloons.
Hapless female realises that her body parts are becoming incredibly sensitive. Her whole body has become one huge erogenous zone. She is becoming, completely against her will, incredibly aroused.
By this point, evil scientist has started masturbating furiously.

About this point in the story, I suffered a minor mental breakdown and passed out. I therefore have no idea what happened after that. Somehow I doubt the tale ends happily.
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