[jariten]

"furries"? whats that?

[Voodoo Dog]

You are obviously not a follower of the classics my good woman(or man, I have a terrible habit of imagining people as their avatars so forgive me if I'm wrong). If you had studied the writings of Benjamin Croshaw you would know who these people are. They are people who dress up as different animals when having sex. The humble cat costume worn by women in particular seems to be a big turn on for certain men, probably because of the terrible erotic evil temptress in Batman. This fetish should NOT be confused with bestiality. Bestiality concerns a group of horrible people fucking actual animals, which is a form of rape if you ask me. I have been lead to believe by someone on this thread that the term furries also applies to those bizarre human/animal women that crop up far too often in hentai.

EDIT: Oh shit, I just realised Slades probably gonna sodomise me with a barge pole for mentioning furries again. FUCK.

This post has been edited by Voodoo dog: 27 April 2005 - 05:48 AM

[SimeSublime]

Yeah, that about sums it up. And Jariten's a guy. He's just influenced by the Japanese into thinking odd thoughts, such as the PT is good

[Icey]

And that buying used underwear from a machine is just cool... Just like the PT.

[Voodoo Dog]

I don't know how I missed this before, but I just read Slades discovery of dead fish porn. If any DFP fans are reading this, please don't be insulted, but I just have to get something out of my system.

DEAD FISH PORN?!?!? WTF?!? OMFG!!!! LOL!!!! JAYSUS, MARY AND JOESEPH!!!!!

Now that's off my chest, I DO seem to remember hearing something like this in the Simpsons. Troy McClure confessed to a similar fetish in one episode(Although I think he prefered the little bastards alive. Don't we all?) Leading to the following hilarious joke:

Fat Tony and his cronies(hur) observe MR McClure walking down the street. One of the guys(I think it was Legs) says to Fat Tony "Hey boss! Didn't you tell us that guy was dead?". Fat Tony responds "No, I said he sleeps with the fishes.". Classic. Christ, there was also a joke about fish porn in Friends. Maybe this thing is more mainstream than I thought.

The only way I can see guys getting into this is if they are socially inept loners and a dead fish is the closest they'll ever get to the sweet, succulent aroma of human vagina. Somebody should really let them have access to one of those dirty panties vending machines. Unless I've been horribly misled and the "dirty" part refers to them being splattered with chunks of shite.

[Slade]

Voodoo Dog - You must liberate yourself from Yahtzee. You're like Nietzsche before he broke from Wagner. Like Einstein before he broke away from Newton. Like Tom before he ate Jerry and became a tap-dancing sensation.

I didn't find porn, just someone's confession that they have a fetish for dead fish. And I remember that McLure thing now!

And I don't care what you say, although I'm getting very tired of fascism (but not as tired as the owner of these forums.) To quote Voltaire: "I may not like what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to be a complete asshole." Although a line needs to be drawn somewhere.

Rock dash - lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111oneoneoneeleventy-one

[Voodoo Dog]

You're right. I hereby swear never to utter the word "Yahtzee" again unless I'm mentioning something he did an article about. You can all relax now lads. And I can only take the fascism thing to mean that you now choose to interpret my ironic german/nazi joke to mean I think you should kick Thrawn out. No! No no no! I simply LOVE the xenophobic little twerp. He makes a brilliant nemisis for us all to gang up on. Life around here would be a lot duller without him, don't you think?

(If anyone wants to know what THAT was all about, go and see the hilarious mess I caused on the girls vs boys thread in the debate section. Think that was bad? I refer you to the most glorious tangent in the history of the universe. Its in the sitcoms thread in the FR.com forum.)

Anyway, FINALLY back on topic:

I just entered the phrase "dead fish porn"+stories into google. (The things I do for you people.) I couldn't find anything. So, gritting my teeth, I made the decision to remove the "+stories" part. Zip. Finally, I did what could have turned out to be the worst mistake I will ever make in my life. I entered the phrase "dead fish porn" into google IMAGE search. Absolutely nothing. From this I have to conclude that either there's only about two dead fish porn fans on the planet or that the little cunts are too dumb to operate a computer, which would make them the only fetish group not to flood the web with their offensive prattling.

This post has been edited by Voodoo dog: 27 April 2005 - 12:54 PM

[jariten]

And that buying used underwear from a machine is just cool... Just like the PT.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I might buy something from those machines...if they actually existed.

[Voodoo Dog]

And I have to confess, so would I. Is there anyone normal around here?

[rock_dash]

You are obviously not a follower of the classics my good woman(or man, I have a terrible habit of imagining people as their avatars so forgive me if I'm wrong).  If you had studied the writings of Benjamin Croshaw you would know who these people are.  They are people who dress up as different animals when having sex. The humble cat costume worn by women in particular seems to be a big turn on for certain men, probably because of the terrible erotic evil temptress in Batman.  This fetish should NOT be confused with bestiality.  Bestiality concerns a group of horrible people fucking actual animals, which is a form of rape if you ask me.  I have been lead to believe by someone on this thread that the term furries also applies to those bizarre human/animal women that crop up far too often in hentai.

EDIT: Oh shit, I just realised Slades probably gonna sodomise me with a barge pole for mentioning furries again. FUCK.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Ok, time to defend myself here. NO NO NO. When I said furry, I meant things like anime catgirls. Not real people dressing up. I'm seriously beginning to wish I hadn't brought it up.

*typing frantically, trying to remove focus from himself* Dead fish porn? That's crazy! CRAZY!

*looks for place to hide in and die*

Edited because I used the word 'hole'. In a non-sexual way, you dirty bastards.

This post has been edited by rock_dash: 27 April 2005 - 01:37 PM

[Voodoo Dog]

Relax man. A furry fetish aint all THAT weird. In fact I remember when I was playing the hental game True Love(*sigh* And yes, I downloaded the thing solely so I could look at pictures of girls in school uniform) I regarded the hidden angel character (I forget her name) that spends the first 5 minutes as a cat/woman hybrid as INCREDIBLY arousing. Especially the way she kept purring, cleaning herself with her tongue and lapping delicately at a saucer of milk while completely fuckin' naked. And I'm not sure if this counts, but the little mermaid was hot too.

This post has been edited by Voodoo dog: 27 April 2005 - 02:20 PM

[jariten]

And I have to confess, so would I.  Is there anyone normal around here?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I wasn't being serious, just trying to illustrate the fact that these legendary machines dont even exist (exept in the minds of people who've never been to Japan)

[Icey]

I might buy something from those machines...if they actually existed.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I have been lied to?

Curse you Manga, your "real life" stories have gone behind me telling me that there were Machines for used underwear at Subway stations! I apoligize for that, it was one of the reasons I wanted to go to Japan...

... so that's not going to happen anytime soon.

[Voodoo Dog]

You mean they DON'T exist? I was saving up for a trip to Japan purely to see them. Pagodas be damned! Seriously, I honestly thought I saw some official news report on the BBC news or something which mentioned them. That means they HAVE to exist right? RIGHT?

[floppydisk]

EDIT: I forgot, and I'd like to point out that there is a subsection Furry-ism that creeps me out: Multiple breasts. That is just weird. huh.gif

- rock_dash
That goes all the way back to Greek mythology and stuff like that. Fertility symbol if I remember correctly.

EDIT: I mean the multiple breast thing. Not the furries.

I have been lead to believe by someone on this thread that the term furries also applies to those bizarre human/animal women that crop up far too often in hentai.

- VD
Yeah, that's what they are. Animals shaped like humans.

This post has been edited by floppydisk: 27 April 2005 - 02:54 PM