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Posted 22 April 2005 - 08:01 PM

hey guys, i gotta question to ask. if anyone's seen the film "love actually" (if you haven't then don't) there's a part where liam neeson's on his PC and see's a conventional porn ad, curious he clicks on it and it leads him into even more porn and stuff.

anyway, I did the same (which i shouldn't, my parents check the pc most of the time since its theirs) and im kinda inexperienced with this stuff. but anyway, some of the sites that came up had the word "teen" on it, usually with the word "great" or whatever before it (i didn't get a good look at the overall site becuase I left it immediately). anyway, i was just wondering is that shit illegal and could I get into real trouble for it? im pretty worried just thinking about it.
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Posted 22 April 2005 - 08:24 PM

Firstly, teen in porn context means 18/19 years old in age. So you're ok, aside from the parents thing. thumbsup.gif

Secondly, porn is bad. Wait till you get your own computer before you get addicted to it.

Thirdly, go to the history tab, and right click all the porn sites to delete them, you know, so you don't get into assloads of trouble. devil.gif

Now pinky swear that you won't go back untill you are legaly 18. innocent.gif </patronizing voice>
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Posted 22 April 2005 - 08:49 PM

thanks man, but for some reason im still worried.

the porn that I was 'looking' at was normal porn, when I clicked on it led to more porn sites of the same kind that included what seemed to be standard porn sites but with "teen" attached to it (so the teen site was sourced from normal regular net porn, It didn't come from any sicko sites). but i want to put my mind at ease, how do I find out if I won't get into any serious trouble? how do I know for sure that it's not illegal?
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Posted 22 April 2005 - 08:53 PM

You find out by never speaching of it again. If you don't get caught, then you're fine. Now please relax and stop talking about porn, it's almost as bad as someone ranting to me about anime.
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Posted 22 April 2005 - 09:01 PM

dude, that was VERY reassuring.
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Posted 23 April 2005 - 01:44 AM

2 important points...

9 times out of 10 when they say "teen" the girl is nearly 30!!!

also, never pay for anything, not even a trial!!!
and don't down load aditional software...

mapegs of sex and nude pix will pile up and show up in the 'my recent documents' section in the main windows bar...
and porn sites will show up in the history and temporary internet files section...

so consider that before using you parents computer...

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Posted 23 April 2005 - 04:18 AM

Also, remember that if something is illegal, chances are they don't want to be caught putting it up. As such, you can assume that anything that you stumble across is likely legal.
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Posted 23 April 2005 - 04:24 AM

Even genuinely illegal stuff is so ubiquitous on the net, that with popups being as common as they are, and links misdirecting you all over the place, that you can only get in trouble if you have so much illegal porn on your computer that a prosecutor can make a case that you are searching for and/or collecting the stuff.

Also, everything everyone else said about "teen" meaning "legal teen," or "30 with pigtails."

Also, porn is bad. whistling.gif
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Posted 23 April 2005 - 05:22 AM

I'm not exactly sure, but if, god forbid, the police ever ramraid your house and take a peek at your computer registry and find you were on childraping.com I think they'll be able to tell how long you were there. It'll be pretty obvious from that what was going through your head at the time.

2 hours or more="Hey hey hey! I'm a fucking paedophile who enjoys jacking off to pictures of little kiddies naked!"

2 seconds or less="OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I'm on a kiddie porn site! HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!"

(Hits back button on browser so hard, mouse sustains damage)
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I wouldn't worry about it. Stop trying to put the lad off porn, people. It was the only thing that made life worth living when I was his age. Anyway now we have a thread dedicated to porn, it would be a shame to waste it. I would like to hear the weirdest (legal) porn people have found on the net. I nominate the following, which I found while looking for advice on how to restrain my rather weak bladder. Pee desperation porn. Yes, apparently there are men in the world who find the stories of women hopping from foot to foot, trying to restrain the oceans within, as incredibly erotic. I can't remember the address (I think it was called shaz and ger's female desperation or something like that) but just enter "female desperation"+stories into google and I'm sure you'll find it.

And on the whole "teen porn" thing, I have to admit I find the whole schoolgirl uniform/cheerleader outfit thing (ON MODELS AGED 18 AND UP,he screams) worringly arousing. I wish I didn't, but I do. Please tell me this doesn't mean I am a paedophile.
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Posted 23 April 2005 - 05:49 AM

no it's all good...

school uniform rates number two on the international what men find hot list. (the ROTJ princess leia bikini of bronze thing is number 1)

incidentally, number one thing women find attractive is firemen!!! (flamenco dancers are suprisingly high).

anyway... i think the whole school uniform thing is sexy for two reasons.
1. school uniforms is what women were wearing when we first realized we liked them.
2. a sick little submission thing... a woman no longer needs to take orders from teachers, she doesn't have to do homework anymore, then suddenly sticks on her old uniform... it's just kinky. sort of mild version of domination or something...

so no it'sa not sick... it's a little pervy, and also those dresses are really small...

so sickness...

and contrary to everyone elses statement...

PORN GOOD!!!!

as i have said before. men like women, men like naked women, women don't walk around naked, but some have photos and footage taken...
i just kind of makes sense...

it doesn't demean women at all...

more guys grow old alone than women do (for some reason... i think men die a lot and women just get remaried or something), but porn tries to balance things out...
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Posted 23 April 2005 - 06:05 AM

No, I just said porn is bad because he was underaged (assumed) and on his parent's computer.

Hey you're right VD, we have a whole thread on somthing you can have so much fun with.

Edit: tee-hee Darth InVadeHer

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Posted 23 April 2005 - 06:13 AM

QUOTE (Kirby @ Apr 23 2005, 11:05 AM)
Edit: tee-hee Darth InVadeHer


If you start working on a porn script for starwars I may have to kill you....
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Posted 23 April 2005 - 06:26 AM

No, I just watched an old episode of Mad TV. It had a skit about the porno name registration office. Made me laugh like a phycho.

Besides, it has probably already been done.

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Posted 23 April 2005 - 10:52 AM

isn't it when criminals use their credit cards that they get traced and the police knock their door down?
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Posted 23 April 2005 - 10:57 AM

Yes, but then you have to go to court and explain that you handed over your card details in exchange for entry to Sheepsex.com. Hence most of them are perfeclty safe to rip you off.
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