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Jessica Simpson Introduces 'Lickable' Perfume 
Thursday, January 15th, 2004

Pop singer and TV star Jessica Simpson is endorsing a new "lickable" fragrance and body care line called Dessert, according to a Local 6 News report.

The perfume will come in several scents; creamy, dreamy, and juicy, Local 6 News reported.

"I am thrilled to be able to partner with Jessica on the creation of Dessert," President of D'lish Fragrance Inc., Randi Shinder, said. "Her input has been invaluable. We are creating the line as a playful treat for confident women looking for an alternative to everyday perfume and I look forward to seeing great response from the launch."


http://www.local6.co...429/detail.html

Other flavers include Strawberry, Peach and Talentless Whore.

[Heccubus]

I think I can find a way to make all of those flavours things relate to oral sex, although I can't say it's particularly difficult to do so.

[Chefelf]

She won't impress me until I see this headline:

Jessica Simpson Introduces "Likeable" Personality

[looktothesky]

She won't impress me until I see this headline:

Jessica Simpson Introduces "Likeable" Personality

lol.

That perfume sounds like a good idea.. But it's probably expensive, isn't it?
(too lazy to read the article)

[Jordan]

She's a stupid ass beatch.

[Heccubus]

That was a rather blunt, yet effective critique. Well said.