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#136 Laughlyn

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Posted 26 May 2005 - 08:30 PM

Can I at least be Cardinal in charge of throwing rocks at the paparazzi?

I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....

#137 floppydisk

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Posted 26 May 2005 - 08:45 PM

OOH! I call last cardinal position!

I mean, please appoint me as Cardinal flopadiscik the first, your holiness!

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Posted 27 May 2005 - 12:54 AM

Ok, fair enough. Ya'll are cardinals.

And if barend wants his own vatican that acts like a casino, I'd say he's still being more honest with his intent than he present Church. Just, you know, don't kill anybody or deal drugs and all that...

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Posted 27 May 2005 - 01:18 AM

No murders, no dealing drugs. No prostitution, no funding private armies.
So, Sladadict, you have your church.
Lead us... but remember, this papacy has no doctrine of infallibility.
Otherwise I for one will break off and form a Sith brotherhood and name myself Darth Shadroth, Dark Lord of the Sith.

#140 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 27 May 2005 - 01:21 AM

What about severely maiming people? That is, if they really deserve it, of course!

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Posted 27 May 2005 - 01:25 AM

With a big fuckoff knife, I take it?

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Posted 27 May 2005 - 01:36 AM

With The HOLY Big Fuckoff Knife! Tis The Divine BFK!

(*insert choir of angels here*)

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Posted 27 May 2005 - 02:36 AM

*Blesses the BFK with +10 holy water.* Now it's the holy Big Fuckoff Knife.

Mnesymone, uh... what is it they always say? Blah blah... anger, hate, emotion lead to the dark side, the darkside leads to you trying to kill everybody and rule the galaxy, something like that?

On second thought, go ahead and join the Sith. You'll come back when you realize that the Force isn't real. Midichlorians are no match for a man in a pointy hat!

But maiming shouldn't be done either, I'm afraid.

And the papacy worked fine until 1870 without an infallibility doctrine, I don't see why it can't now.

Is it ok if the pope is also a pirate?

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#144 Mnesymone

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Posted 27 May 2005 - 03:04 AM

It isn't okay if the pope isn't a pirate.
The pope and all cardinals must be pirates!
Which, by amazing coincidence, they are.
Yarr!

#145 floppydisk

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Posted 27 May 2005 - 07:34 AM

QUOTE (Mnesymone @ May 27 2005, 03:04 AM)

It isn't okay if the pope isn't a pirate.
The pope and all cardinals must be pirates!
Which, by amazing coincidence, they are.
Yarr!

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QUOTE (Slade @ May 27 2005, 02:36 AM)

And the papacy worked fine until 1870 without an infallibility doctrine, I don't see why it can't now.

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Dude, that infallibility doctrine is BS. And didn't we already decide in this thread that you're not infallible?

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#146 Mnesymone

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Posted 27 May 2005 - 07:48 AM

Let the papal piracy... or the pirate papacy begin. And no doctrine of infallibility. Yarr! Peace be with you, me hearties.

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Posted 27 May 2005 - 07:49 AM

The papal piracy is in another thread, and I think that for the sanity of everyone here, it should be kept there.

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