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Yet another stupid game! This one you play in the REAL world.

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 09:57 PM

You people are making me want to get drunk simply so I'll be able to thoroughly enjoy such stupid pointless games.

...Actually, I don't think I even have to be drunk to enjoy them, considering the fact that I am so deeply amused by small things.

(*tries it*)

Yup! That is absurdly fun! The most I could manage was twelve seconds, and I averaged at about nine (and also nearly broke my lamp), but since I'm completely sober I guess it doesn't count.
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 10:47 PM

Try cutting a rectanglar slot in a beer carton, plus circles on the side to hear through. Get a coat of similar cover, plus a broom stick. Have a friend do likewise. Always a fun occaision.
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Posted 22 April 2005 - 05:44 AM

Best trick - or worst.
Take one drunken mate.
Take one full glass - beer is best.
Command/Instruct/Convince drunken mate to form his hands in an inverted 'L' and place his thumbs right next to each other on the table.
Place glass on thumbs.
Leave him be. And laugh.

Don't get suckered into it though. I once got out, but wouldn't want to go through that again.
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Posted 22 April 2005 - 01:22 PM

I would like to point out that you don't need to be drunk in order to play my broom game. All you need is a complete lack of dignity.
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Posted 22 April 2005 - 01:31 PM

Mnesymone: How do you mean? You mean as in palms down, thumbs touching (|_ _|), one up, one down, thumb touching (|_|) or index fingers touching thumbs somehow? The way I read it, the pints balencing on nothing but thumbs, and I can't see that being possible...
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Posted 22 April 2005 - 11:37 PM

The fingers facing downwards, towards the floor, the web of the thumb and index finger at the tables edge, the two thumbs projecting along the table-top. Don't put the thumbs right together - a little separated so the glass doesn't just fall over without the guy doing anything. If you want minimal risk of breakage use a can rather than a glass, but open it first to maintain the humor.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 12:26 PM

I demand a picture because my head isn't doing it for me.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 12:27 PM

I concur! I've still got no idea...
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 03:15 PM

I know how it looks. Even drew up a beautiful picture of it, but the forums won't let me post the picture. Evil forums.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 03:45 PM

Host it on ImageShack.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 05:58 PM

I did, but it said something like "You can't post pictures with that ending (gif. etc...)" I can't remember what ending it had on it though...
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 08:27 PM

From what I gather of the description, you leave the other guy with both his thumbs trapped under a glass of something, so he can't free either of his hands without spilling it.

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 08:29 PM

Easy. Drink as much of it as you can, then press down on the glass with your face. Quickly pull out both thumbs, and the downward force should place it safely on the table. You've got yourself a nice tasty pint.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 09:31 PM

Glad to see someone has a solution to the famous pint trap. I bit the top of the glass, curled my hands and managed to get hold of it - then sculled - but its a difficult trap if you aren't either shameless, Houdini or both.
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 06:10 AM

I would have tried your method, Mnesymone. Though the suction idea is quite interesting.
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