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Yet another stupid game! This one you play in the REAL world.

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Posted 19 April 2005 - 07:07 PM

If you ever find yourself incredibly bored you could try this game which I like to call "broom". I came up with this after 5 pints of vodka. Simply follow these steps.

1. Find a broom.
2. Try to balance on the index finger of your dominant hand.
3. That's it!

If you run the opposite way to whichever way the broom goes its possible to balance it for a very long time. WARNING: You will probably find yourself screaming like a chipmunk at some point in the game, but thats half the fun!

The first time I tried it I lasted 2 seconds (probably all that vodka) however with practise I managed 2 minutes 38 seconds. Then I got bored. Anyway give it a try.
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Posted 19 April 2005 - 08:19 PM

On the subject of brooms and alcohol
May I add to your game with this one.

Become humorously inebriated - or just plain old schnockered.

Take broom.

Point broom upwards, brush end up. Look up the length of the broom.
Twirl 10-15 times.

Throw broom on ground.

Leap over broom - or attempt it at least.

Much fun. Also I'd like to point out that all drunken games are just kids games from when you all were little midgets in preschool, or kindergarten, or Grade K depending on whatever, with alcohol added.
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Posted 19 April 2005 - 09:42 PM

Take a pop-o-matic. (clic-CLAK)

roll a four. Ok, that's FOUR shots of _________ (your favorite spirit)

within... (clic-CLAK)

(rolled a 1) TEN Seconds?? What???

gulp gulp.

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 12:49 AM

i've got one...

first you take a broom... brissle side down...
push it along the floor until you've covered the whole place.

then have a drink.
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Posted 20 April 2005 - 01:53 AM

Wait, 5 pints of Vodka? Lets think about this. 1 pint = 440mL.
Hence, 5 pints would be 2200mL(2.2L)
Vodka is 40% alcohol by volume. This means you have 880mL, or 2 whole pints of pure ethanol.

Think about it.

edit: spelling.

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 02:45 AM

I was just going to ask how you were still alive, VD. 5 shots, you mean? That would get me somewhere between rather drunk and totally trashed, depending on various imbibing factors.
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Posted 20 April 2005 - 05:01 AM

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 05:27 AM

Sure, I drank half a bottle of vodka in one go once, but 5 pints is just crazy.
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Posted 20 April 2005 - 06:35 AM

It really depends on the time you're taking to consume it. 2 litres staight will send you too the grave or the bathroom. I guess you have to mix it first, and take the whole night to think up some crazy game.

On the other hand I have seen people down a bottle of JD and live to tell the tale, but they were talking about stealing HMS discovery from the drydock 2 hours later,
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 01:20 AM

Vodka is an evil evil evil substance...

It's also completely weird to look at it and think "This drink began life as a potato"

It's part of the inherent difference between Russki and Eirinn - the Russians eat their grains and drink the potatoes, the Irish eat their potatoes and drink their grains.

I thought a pint was 600 mL.
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 05:01 AM

My favourite drinking game is "Have a Pint"

1.) Buy a pint
2.) Drink it
3.) Repeat until unconscious

Its quite fun if you do it right wink.gif
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 05:34 AM

Just to clear things up, I DID drink 5 pints of vodka (not shots, PINTS). Not all a once though. Over the course of about 2 hours. I felt pretty proud of myself. Until the projectile vomiting kicked in that is. The difference is as follows:

5 pints of vodka taken all at once = You are dead.
5 pints of vodka over the course of 2 hours = You wish you were dead.
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 07:20 PM

I had Vodka once. It was OK. Then I had a Lime Margarita. Yuck. I need cherry flavored drink.
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 07:45 PM

Back on the subject of drunken games, I would like to add this one:

1. Watch all of Quentin Tarantinos films (Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill 1+2) back to back.

2. Every time somone utters the word "fuck", have a sip of sherry.

3. Keep an ambulance on standby.
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 09:26 PM

I don't think I could even stand Kill Bill totally rat-arse-shite-faced.
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