[SimeSublime]

In better news, it's good to see Stalky back again.

[Chyld]

Where?

[SimeSublime]

He started this thread.

[floppydisk]

We obiously aren't pathetic as a species, evidenced by the fact that we eat hamburgers, and not the other way around.

[Voodoo Dog]

Meh?

How the hell could hamburgers eat us? I will however, assume you meant COWS and didn't use the word so the flow of the sentence would not be ruined, thus spoiling the joke. You may be interested to know over here they're called beefburgers, no doubt because some racist twat in marketing said

"Fucking americans, they are clearly made of BEEF therefore they should be called beefburgers!"

This is horse dung because the real reason they are known as hamburgers has nothing to do with America. They were invented in hamburg. Thus hamburger.

Christ, that has to be the most irrelevant tangent ever.

[floppydisk]

I said Hamburgers, and I meant Hamburgers!

Look at this poor fellow, who strayed too close to a hamburger. His poor buddy's being eaten by the hamburger's #1 accomplice, the fries.



Edit: By the way, welcome to the forums, VD.

This post has been edited by floppydisk: 20 April 2005 - 05:40 PM

[Kirby]

You would be suprized at the irrevalncey of most of the tangents found here, just look here

[SSH]

You would be suprized at the irrevalncey of most of the tangents found here, just look here

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So does that mean that you guys are finished rationalising your own fear of being infertile by claiming that you never want to have kids anyway?

[SimeSublime]

My experience of children is as screaming little brats. This is not a positive view.

[Voodoo Dog]

Why is everyone so negative about infertilty? I look upon it as inbuilt contraception myself.

[Chyld]

Its hardly like we need more useless population statistics clogging up the planet...

[der Mudda]

Speaking as der Mudda of the great Yahtzee I feel qualified to enter the subject, yes I know it's been a while - life, you know.

Yes, babies, kids and teenagers are hard work but after all the huffing and puffing i.e. lovemaking and childbirth, there follows a warm glow of a job well done.

Where did you get your avator Voodoo Dog, it looks very much like our very own dog, Paddy!

[Voodoo Dog]

I got it on an early article by YZ, about zombies. He also used it as one of the commentators on the fights. Darth Vader versus that bloke from the princess bride, I think.

[floppydisk]

"So does that mean that you guys are finished rationalising your own fear of being infertile by claiming that you never want to have kids anyway? tongue.gif"

I seriously never want to have kids. If I was infertile, that would be awesome! I could have sex with anyone, and not worry about getting them pregnant.

[SimeSublime]

Just contracting STD's.