[Stalky]

I think they look more like potatoes with limbs.

Just a thought.

This post has been edited by Stalky: 18 April 2005 - 11:07 AM

[civilian_number_two]

I guess, then, that you will not be interested in this.

[looktothesky]

Sex --

Messy? Yes.
Squalid? Possibly.
Uncomfortable? Uh... no.

EDIT - Maybe it was uncomfortable because a 'pimply arse' was involved? That'd make anything uncomfortable.

This post has been edited by looktothesky: 18 April 2005 - 01:18 PM

[Cynic The Hedgehog]

I suppose the comfort would depend on where you were. Bed - good. Washing line - bad. Though you're right about the pimply arses.

[Dr Lecter]

Mmmm

[Icey]

Sex is never uncomfortable, doesn't matter if it's inside, outside, standing up, in the kitchen or a public bathroom while you know a transvestite is nearby.

[Chyld]

Odd, I always thought sex was something other people always had, or had lots of, or something. Ho hum.

[floppydisk]

Great article YZ. I don't ever plan to have babies for exactly the same reasons you described. And they do look uncannily like old, ugly men.

Edit: by the phrase 'have babies', I mean watch my wife have babies. I'm not going to personally have a baby. And I don't currently have a wife.

This post has been edited by floppydisk: 18 April 2005 - 08:13 PM

[SimeSublime]

I've done enough work in a grocery store to be put off of children.

[Chyld]

Good point. Whatever Yahtz said aside, I reckon my child would be bludgeoned to death before five if I had him now, from sheer irritatedness.

[SimeSublime]

Yeah, I can't stand small dogs for any length of time, let alone a child.

[floppydisk]

I like cats.

(and lemurs!)

[Icey]

Which proves you have a bad taste in living organisms. You might just as well say you like rubbing a poison ivy against your eyeballs. Lemurs are unlikable like Himmler.

[floppydisk]

Despite your erroneous bad taste concerning other living beings, cats aren't so bad.

[Voodoo Dog]

Yahtzee's right they DO look like small, ugly old men. Specifically, however they look like winston churchill. Try it. Find a picture of churchill and a random baby and compare. Try not to throw up. Anyway I just had a rather disturbing thought about babies (try saying THAT in the vatican!). Babies are basically mentally retarded untill they are about 5 and still are never fully mature until about what? 18? 21? While most animals are fully mature in about six months. The fucks with that? 21 is double most animals life spans! Is it because we are long lived compared to them? But animals with incredibly long life spans, like the raven and the turtle mature in about 6 months too.(at least I think so, I can't be bothered to check)

Lets face it we are, as a species, fucking pathetic.