finnally just saw it....
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck !!!
if this movie had just plain sucked it would have been okay!!!
but there were so many moments that they got so close and failed...
and there were many moments (like the construction zone on magrathea) that would have made me emotional if they'd only paid closer attention to the central theme...
why do slarti bartfast and Arthur have the "best laid plans.." exchange instead of with the mice?!?
what happened to the airlock sequence: "wait a minute what's this?!?" gag...
they totally fucked it!!!
most of the gags were just read...
it's like no one told the actors that it was a fucking comedy!!!
and what happened at the beginning there?
let's compare the show with the film for a second...
QUOTE (1980 BBc version)
ARTHUR: Appropriate time?! The first I knew about it was when a workman arrived at my home yesterday and said he’d come to demolish the house! He didn't tell me straight away of course, I thought he'd come to clean the windows and he told me after he charged me a fiver.
PROSSER: But Mr. Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months!
ARTHUR: Yes, well, as soon as I heard, I went straight round to see them. You hadn’t gone out of your way to call attention to them, had you? I mean, like actually telling anybody or anything.
PROSSER: The plans were on display—
ARTHUR: On display? I had to go down to the cellar to find them!
PROSSER: That’s the display department!
ARTHUR: With a flashlight.
PROSSER: The lights had probably gone out.
ARTHUR: So had the stairs.
PROSSER: But you did find the notice, didn’t you?
ARTHUR: Yes, I did. It was "on display" in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying, "Beware of the Leopard."
...have you ever thought of going into advertising?
compared to the film...
QUOTE (2005 HGTG film version)
PROSSER: But Mr. Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months!
ARTHUR: I had to go to the basement
WTF?!?
that's not even slightly funny...
they would have been better off avoiding the reference altogether!!!
or using that time to finish one of the many other jokes they left incomplete...
see, I'm not bitter about the jokes they left out, but the ones they referenced for no reason, or better yet, hte ones they delivered without humour or timing or emotion...
it's like this whole project was just a cheap attempt to sell British humour to America but dulling it down, taking away it's adorable arrogance and replacing it with apathy, and using lighting during the vogon interior scenes that made it look like a terry Gilliam film for reference...
just appalling...
and SAM Rockwell...
they found the perfect actor to play zaphod and they made him do it wrong...
if he'd just played a more confident version of 'guy' from galaxy quest, his own personality would have carried it...
and why in the face of impending doom, does ford let Arthur sit their telling him a story about the party where he failed to get it off with trillian...?
11 minutes... they had, and his house looked miles from the nearest pub.
they totally underused the brilliant actor who played Blartfast too...
the new Adams material was great, and the little animations in the guide were great, aside from the bit that shows a baugblatterbeast from trall eating a vogon mother despite the dialogue making no reference to that particular joke...
so it made no sense at all...
and they seem to keep forgetting that the book is the star... the book only seems to chime in occasionally to make a half assed attempt to mention anything...
a great cast and budget, all the potential in the world and working from the best material, but they utterly fucked it....
I give this film 1 bollock out of 20!!!
This post has been edited by barend: 17 July 2005 - 09:33 PM