[Hannibal]

Yes, yes I know, its supposed to be dark and gloomy and violent...but at the rate the spoilers are going...

Revenge of the Sith will be the funniest movie ever made. People will be having side splitting laughing attacks and while the fanboys writh in horror, the audience surrounding them will be giggling up a storm.

It will be the biggest joke in movie history. Every 3 minutes...giggles will erupt...with "you gotta be fucking kidding..."

The audience will be healed of all illnesses through the power of laughter, and it will be the biggest moneymaking film of all time...

Critics will appluad it for high comedic content, and recommend it as the best comedy of all time.

and George Lucas will be baffled...and later commit suicide...

his note will say:

"Damn you all to hell. Its my masterpiece...and you laughed at it..."


As a matter of fact I think I'll go into the theater like Robet Deniro in Cape Fear, with a big old nasty smelly Stoagie, light up and just start laughing until they kick me out...

This post has been edited by Hannibal: 11 April 2005 - 10:16 PM

[Hannibal]

Click here to listen to George Lucas commit suicide.

Click here to listen to me laughing during Revenge of the Sith
(try right click and save-target if it doesn't work first time)

This post has been edited by Hannibal: 11 April 2005 - 10:55 PM

[snaithbert]

Um hannibal I hate to say it, but stuff like this is one of the reasons why everyone thinks Star Wars fans are total freakazoids.

I for one don't want George Lucas to die, by his or any other hand.

I just want him to go back to making good movies.

I know you're joking, but your hatred of Mr. Lucas scares me a little. He's a bad moviemaker, but that's about all we know about him.

I mean there's criticism- and then there's criticism.