[Hannibal]

Just watched the new preview where yoda sez: "Fear of loss leads to the Dark Side..." Among other things... Come on, isn't this not only redundant (Fear leads to the Dark Side) but I have to ask is there a list of "what leads to the Dark Side"?

Is there a list of Jedi Commandments of what leads to the Dark side?

1. Fear leads to the dark side
2. Anger leads to the dark side
3. Hate leads to the dark side
4. Fear of loss leads to the dark side
5. Fear of seagulls leads to the dark side
6. Fear of the dark side leads to the dark side
7. Fear of belly dancers leads to the dark side
8. Fear of death leads to the dark side
9. Fear of certain doom leads to the dark side
10. Fear of fear leads to the dark side
11. Fear of spiders leads to the dark side
12. Fear of muppets leads to the dark side
13. Fear of heights leads to the dark side
14. Fear of Coneheads leads to the dark side
15. Fear of women in white spandex leads to the dark side
16. Fear of Nazis leads to the dark side
17. Fear of Liberace leads to the dark side
18. Fear of antiques leads to the dark side
19. Not flushing the toilet leads to the dark side
20. Not washing your hands leads to the dark side
21. Smoking death sticks leads to the dark side
22. Fear of scary movies leads to the dark side
23. Fear of dark alleys leads to the dark side
24. Fear of Republicans leads to the dark side
25. Fear of Angora leads to the dark side
26. Overconfidence leads to the dark side
27. Walking into a dark jungle cave armed to the teeth leads to the dark side
28. Trying to save your friends from torture & being frozen leads to the dark side
29. Fibbing about geneology does NOT lead to the dark side
30. Stealing flashlights from droids does NOT lead to the dark side
31. Misrepresenting yourself to rebel pilots does NOT lead to the dark side
32. Cheating at dice does NOT lead to the dark side
33. Coercing people to take your worthless money with the Force does NOT lead to the dark side
33. Insulting other alien races does NOT lead to the dark side
34. Fear of bubbles leads to the dark side
35. Killing womprats does NOT lead to the dark side
36. Using the Force to get out of traffic tickets does NOT lead to the dark side
37. Hacking people's arms off to stop a bar fight does NOT lead to the dark side
38. Fear of pirates leads to the dark side
39. Fear of bugs leads to the dark side
40. Fear of Mynocks does NOT lead to the dark side
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This post has been edited by Hannibal: 13 April 2005 - 05:22 PM

[J m HofMarN]

If the PT is taken to be serious (which is a stretch) than the only way to avoid the darkside is to sit on your ass and make vaguely spiritual comments while talking about meditating.

"Your thoughts betray you"

"Be weary of your thoughts."

"All your thoughts are belong to us."

"Lost a planet you have? Ass dumb."

[Lord Aquaman]

Fear that a much hyped movie you are looking forward to will not deliver leads to the dark side.