Weekend Assignments
#3
Posted 08 April 2005 - 08:01 AM
See, by the time I'd gotten here, he'd given up on the whole ruddy idea. So no.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
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#5
Posted 08 April 2005 - 02:29 PM
QUOTE (SimeSublime @ Apr 8 2005, 10:08 AM)
Sorry, I failed Yahtzee each and every week
And you've been here alot longer than me
#6
Posted 08 April 2005 - 05:20 PM
Then I give you a homework assignment:
Go find a car (preferably one that's not your's), and carve or marker "There's someone in my trunk" or "I have no locks" on the back of it. If possible, steal the rims.
Go find a car (preferably one that's not your's), and carve or marker "There's someone in my trunk" or "I have no locks" on the back of it. If possible, steal the rims.
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If you will it, it is no dream.
#7
Posted 08 April 2005 - 05:58 PM
I once but a tape player under someone car with the someone screaming "Help! I'm in here! He's going to hell me! Let me out!" and then just screaming and then looped. It was pretty funny.
#8
Posted 09 April 2005 - 07:16 AM
I watched one of those shitty documentary/quiz things on the Discovery Channel about what you should do if you're trapped in the trunk (boot) of a car. Apparently their number one piece of advice was to fumble around in the dark for any kind of wiring you can find, and/or attempt to force the lock.
I found this amusing because in the boot (trunk) of my car, there are no exposed wires, and the locking mechanism is ridiculously complex. The only available way I could think of signalling from inside my bunk (troot) is by tugging on the manual fuel door release. Which sounds pretty dull, until you realise how hilarious it would be to see the car hurtling down the road under the control of insane carjackers, only to have the fuel door pop ineffectually open.
Or, moreso, would be the looks on the faces of pedestrians at an intersection as the lil door goes "pop". Possibly with the subtitles, "Help, I'm in the troot (bunk)!."
In Swedish.
I'm going now. Bye.
I found this amusing because in the boot (trunk) of my car, there are no exposed wires, and the locking mechanism is ridiculously complex. The only available way I could think of signalling from inside my bunk (troot) is by tugging on the manual fuel door release. Which sounds pretty dull, until you realise how hilarious it would be to see the car hurtling down the road under the control of insane carjackers, only to have the fuel door pop ineffectually open.
Or, moreso, would be the looks on the faces of pedestrians at an intersection as the lil door goes "pop". Possibly with the subtitles, "Help, I'm in the troot (bunk)!."
In Swedish.
I'm going now. Bye.
#9
Posted 09 April 2005 - 12:15 PM
We lean out the window and close peoples fuel caps on the freeway at 100km/h. Tis a nice gesture.
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#11
Posted 09 April 2005 - 04:19 PM
One idea: Don't get locked in the boot of a car...
#14
Posted 11 April 2005 - 04:48 AM
I might have done one of the assignments without knowing about it. I spraypainted under a bridge once, I emptied a bag of confetti from a third floor stairwell, I've drank energy drinks, I've chained myself to a light post, and at one time I recorded some rather loud political music and stashed an old tape player with the volume jammed all the way up somewhere in my school and hit play. I recorded five minutes of nothing before it started so I had five minutes to get away.
I also jumped out a window once or twice but we've all done that.
Edit: forgot to mention hopping off the back of a moving pick-up truck. Thats a rather interesting story. Later this week I intend to do something else incredibly dumb but this time it'll be on purpose so I'll keep it quiet so noone steals the idea.
I also jumped out a window once or twice but we've all done that.
Edit: forgot to mention hopping off the back of a moving pick-up truck. Thats a rather interesting story. Later this week I intend to do something else incredibly dumb but this time it'll be on purpose so I'll keep it quiet so noone steals the idea.
This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 11 April 2005 - 04:50 AM
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