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BIG HUGE ADVERTISEMENT!!! You want to read it. You know you do.

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Posted 06 April 2005 - 06:44 AM

Are you looking for a great way to waste away the hours of your day?

Are you looking for exciting new adventures with er... storylines and...

plot-twists and other goodies?

Well, look no further!

(Don't look further. Please don't. You'll like it here.) unsure.gif

If you've got a fast internet connection, come on down to the Screening Room and check out the riveting adventures of

STARRY NIGHTS!




Read the exciting adventures of a group of mercenaries who through their courage stop a terrible war, with camaraderie, romance, action, highs, lows, laughs a plenty and more than any movie's fair share of kinkiness.


Starry Nights

Then if despite the obvious drawbacks, you somehow enjoyed that, then join Captain Hale and his mates on their further adventures in this substandard and largely unpopular sequel - that cashes in on the petty success of its predecessor and delivers an uninspired story and just turns into a gratuitous kinkiness festival.

STARRY NIGHTS - THE AFTERMATH



Starry Nights - The Aftermath

And if that didn't put you off for good, maybe this will! Come back one more time for a brand new adventure that is still unfolding as you read this. Watch as I struggle to breathe some life into the franchise again, while beating a dead horse.

STARRY NIGHTS - THE VEIL OF ARNA



Starry Nights - The Veil of Arna

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Posted 06 April 2005 - 06:50 AM

You still can't self-promote as pointlessly and manaically as me, though.

*deep breath*

Once you've finished looking at Starry Nights, take a gander at Tales of A Broken Heart, my own treatise on love, hate and tragedy! Featuring robots, lesbiens and mass cynicism*! Go on! Its lovely!

*wheezes for air for a bit*

*Robots and lesbiens subject to change

EDIT: Oh yes, I'll have to have a look at Starry Nights once I've done my shopping...

This post has been edited by Chyld: 06 April 2005 - 07:41 AM

When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 06 April 2005 - 07:15 AM

I'll back advertising for Tales of A Broken Heart, Chyld. I've just caught up and the strength of your work continues to amaze me.
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 10:35 AM

Crikey, that swimwear doesnt leave much to the imagination. I thought these were family films!
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 05:22 PM

No, these are more like films for young guys who've recently graduated from university and don't particularly want to fully become responsible young adults yet.

I hope there's enough stuff in them that girls of the same age can enjoy. But I think guys would probably enjoy them a lot more.
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 05:56 PM

It takes more than boobs to get me excited... No pun intended.

And while we're at it, what about the Tales of Martin Chuzzlewit and Glamis the Great?
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 06:25 PM

good god!?!

where the hell is my face in those posters...
wasn't i like the main bad guy in one of those?!?

*throws popcorn at the screen*
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 08:18 PM

Barend, that would be spoiling the surprise for the audience, due to the unconventional way in which you are introduced into the role.

That aside, how cool were those posters? smile.gif



And Slade, there's much more going on in Starry Nights than you presume.



Other authors, if you want to advertise things in the Screening Room, feel free to use this thread.

But it's up to each author to advertise their own work. I mainly set up this thread because word-of-mouth advertising doesn't really happen around here.
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 09:06 PM

suprise nothing... Jack Nicolson had top billing in batman, and he played the joker!!!
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 10:08 PM

Ease up! Sheath swords! Put down your crossbows and popcorn.

No one evil got any presence in that poster - not you, not Wei Ling - no one.
It's a good guys only poster... which is perfectly fine.

Still, our movie goer is a shameless self-aggrandiser.
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 10:18 PM

Thank you. And yes, that is true.


This thread really hasn't worked out the way I planned.
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Posted 07 April 2005 - 01:11 AM

i know....


BWAH AHAHA HAHA HA HA HA HA HAA HA HA HA HA.....

*throws more popc-* oh, i'm out...

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 01:50 AM

Jariten- Even though it has descended into, quite literally, boobery, Starry nights still has moments where it's very clever and is quite well drawn, Movie Goer is very proud of all the artwork in it. In fact he enslaved a race of tiny oompa loompa like creatures to do it for him under pain of death does it all himself!

Anyhow, since this is an ad...

Does anyone like:

The works of J R R Tolkien?
Harry Potter?
Eighties fantasy films?
RPGs?
The war in Iraq?
Ravishing?
Elves and wizards and orcs?

If you answered yes to any of these questions please go read
The Epic Journey of Glamis the Great

If you answered no to any of these quiestions, you can instead go read
The Epic Journey of Glamis the Great

Oh, and a note to Jane Sherwood, Chylde has read the entire novel. You must surpass him or risk losing your honor. And you must also write more reviews than he has!

This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 07 April 2005 - 01:54 AM

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 01:53 AM

I don't think I noticed the laser shooting AK-47 that I had before. It looks amusing.
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Posted 07 April 2005 - 02:43 AM

Hell... how could you forget - wasn't that your "come with me. come out with me and meet them for your samba club" hero shot... sampled from the Tomorrow Never Dies prelude I believe.

Still - I managed to get in early enough on 'Veil of Arna' to rate poster billing - mexcellent.
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