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This post has been edited by barend: 05 April 2005 - 06:06 PM
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Posted 05 April 2005 - 06:06 PM
then mind ye feet,
yar har har har!!!
*drills*
yar har har har!!!
*drills*
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Posted 05 April 2005 - 06:14 PM
Yarrr! Why be our boat takin' on water? has Captain Barend been at the grog again? Arrrr!
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
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Posted 05 April 2005 - 06:44 PM
*sails up to the furious and surreal battle with a crew of pirate-ninjas*
Hello, my mortal enemies! It is I, Captain John Wushu Bloodbeard Dinjin III, back from touring the Great Wall of the South Seas. My crew and I will assassinate all of you that love the land and are afflicted with diseases caused by malnutriton, unless you put forth a better paying contract than the lord I am bound to at the moment.
Hello, my mortal enemies! It is I, Captain John Wushu Bloodbeard Dinjin III, back from touring the Great Wall of the South Seas. My crew and I will assassinate all of you that love the land and are afflicted with diseases caused by malnutriton, unless you put forth a better paying contract than the lord I am bound to at the moment.
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Posted 05 April 2005 - 07:45 PM
TO SLADE: whos side be ye on?
To Laughlyn: Don't be just standin thar...drink the water!!!
To Laughlyn: Don't be just standin thar...drink the water!!!
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Posted 05 April 2005 - 08:27 PM
HAI! I have skizzled the mizzen mast and drugged the grog with ninja poisons, and now that my master is avenged, for my honor I must die! I keel haul myself!
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Posted 05 April 2005 - 09:10 PM
That's why ninjas will never beat pirates! They're always killing themselves!
(*wheels around wildly and points her cutlass at Slade's ship of pirate-ninjas*)
Ready the canons, mates! We'll show these scabarous dogs who rules the Night Life Seas!
(*fires a canonball into their mast*)
(*wheels around wildly and points her cutlass at Slade's ship of pirate-ninjas*)
Ready the canons, mates! We'll show these scabarous dogs who rules the Night Life Seas!
(*fires a canonball into their mast*)
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Posted 05 April 2005 - 10:00 PM
Yes, Ninja may die, but pirates drink poison-ninja grog.
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Posted 05 April 2005 - 10:02 PM
And in other news I now surpass you in number of posts, Cap'n Sherwood! BWAHAHA!
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Posted 05 April 2005 - 10:25 PM
To crew: Excuse me, you skin-disease ridden sea-dwelling brigands, please bring us about hard left before I am forced to order you all to commit seppuku. Pepare to unconditionally board the vessel that just fired upon us!
To the battling bucaneers: I am my own side, and I demand that every consumerist BMW washing machine you own be handed over to me in exchange for myself and my crew sparing your pathetic lives. Do not attempt to fight me, my pirate-ninjas are not only possessing sword chucks and Febreeze, but are also undead cyborgs. Once I have collected my payment, you may resume your endless slaughter of one another.
To the battling bucaneers: I am my own side, and I demand that every consumerist BMW washing machine you own be handed over to me in exchange for myself and my crew sparing your pathetic lives. Do not attempt to fight me, my pirate-ninjas are not only possessing sword chucks and Febreeze, but are also undead cyborgs. Once I have collected my payment, you may resume your endless slaughter of one another.
This post has been edited by Slade: 05 April 2005 - 10:26 PM
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 06:25 AM
QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Apr 6 2005, 03:00 AM)
Yes, Ninja may die, but pirates drink poison-ninja grog.
Aaarrrr! Thar be no way of poisoning grog. Tis poisonious enough already! Yarhaha!
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 10:30 AM
Yarrgh! We fight to the death! You'll never take me alive Slade!
*bravely jumps onto Slade's boat, or whatever he has*
*bravely jumps onto Slade's boat, or whatever he has*
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 10:57 AM
HA! What are you going to do? Without your main mast you're dead in the water!
Besides, this is a pirate ship. Why the hell would we have washing machines on board? Clean laundry isn't exactly one of our top priorities.
That being said, man of the world you are, Captain Slade Very Long Name, I'm sure you've got plenty of rare and exotic treasures of untold beauty and fortune hidden in your holds. Men! Prepare to board! We'll pillage them for everything they've got! Everything's an equal share!
NOTE: Damn you, ninja-man! I knew I should have never given the excessive posting a rest after I hit 2000! I'll knife your hands to the table for this!
Besides, this is a pirate ship. Why the hell would we have washing machines on board? Clean laundry isn't exactly one of our top priorities.
That being said, man of the world you are, Captain Slade Very Long Name, I'm sure you've got plenty of rare and exotic treasures of untold beauty and fortune hidden in your holds. Men! Prepare to board! We'll pillage them for everything they've got! Everything's an equal share!
NOTE: Damn you, ninja-man! I knew I should have never given the excessive posting a rest after I hit 2000! I'll knife your hands to the table for this!
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 12:48 PM
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Unless of course you happen to like the post yourself and use it yourself to attempt to try to humiliate and derail your opponant yourself...right liar?
Your 'moderation' as it is, can best be described as unmoderated free for all, until Hannibal arrives, and then, instead of banning, or deleting Hannibal's posts, such as you say, you join in on the bullshit.
There is no anger in this post, its simply the truth.
I am not baiting you, I'm telling you. but, for your convenience, you may delete this post at your whims and replace it with more farsical nonsense which you enjoy to type so much at the unfair expense of anybody you decide is upsetting your political agendas.
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 01:16 PM
QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Apr 6 2005, 03:02 AM)
And in other news I now surpass you in number of posts, Cap'n Sherwood! BWAHAHA!
Why not just paint a target on your nuts and press the "Spam Release" button?
..anything to be said for robot monkeys in this argument?
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 01:17 PM
Hannibal - Yes. I am aware that I wasn't doing much of a moderation, hence the origination of this topic. No more total free for all. I'm cleaning up my act and have re-vowed to keep the forum clean. Well, minus all of the ensuing pirate blood being spilled, of course. Silly is obviously still OK. Call me names if you'd like, though it makes you a big old meanie head. For the record, are you joining in on the battle?
Anywho...
To crew: Seize floppydisk this instant! I want him alive! Fire the cannons at the hulls of the attacking ships. Activate the emergency sub-aqueous propellers to compensate for the lack of a mast! And generic pirate-ninja #347, stop playing that Game Boy and chop off some pirate heads!
The rest of you: I know you're lying, give me your washing machines now! You have no chance to survive make your time!
Anywho...
To crew: Seize floppydisk this instant! I want him alive! Fire the cannons at the hulls of the attacking ships. Activate the emergency sub-aqueous propellers to compensate for the lack of a mast! And generic pirate-ninja #347, stop playing that Game Boy and chop off some pirate heads!
The rest of you: I know you're lying, give me your washing machines now! You have no chance to survive make your time!
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