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ANGER - Keep it away from the forums. (Warning: Now Contains Pirates)

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Posted 04 November 2007 - 06:30 PM

((Bond: You can't just make stuff happen because you want it to. You can only control your own character. And it's really bad form to try to narrate another PC, especially when that character is in the position to torture and kill your own character. You need to say what you'd like to happen, and JM decides with help from dice if it is allowed. And I think he might get nastier if you keep trying to dictate events when that's his job, not yours.

So in this case, you can only try to do that fancy bread trick, and you certainly can't make Sime enter. It was nice of him to a good sport about it, though.))
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Posted 04 November 2007 - 08:49 PM

((Actually, he posted that while I was writing my post, so I hadn't seen it. I was talking to the guard.

edit: Just checked the post times, there's no way he wrote it when I was writing mine, so maybe his was approved after I wrote mine?))

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Posted 05 November 2007 - 04:13 AM

Slade- The priest looks at you incredulously.

"You find my motives suspect, do you my son? And dare to point out that you are armed while you speak to a man of God under a flag of truce? I care not for your arms, they can do me no harm except to send me to heaven, and upon breaking the truce I assure you the good men here would have the Lord's blessing in sending you in the opposite direction.

You expect the favor to be a just deed? You, who just threatened a holy man with violence and who have sailed here under a pirate flag, in a pirate ship, crewed by deviant sinners? You sir question my morality? You'll have no holy water and you can burn my church down if you wish, but you'll have none of my help!"

Or he WOULD have except you made a really nifty social check.

"But I suppose the Lord says we must turn the other cheek... Listen, it wont be murderin or anything of that sort, just a job that might benefit the holy mother church. Capturing evil doers, running aid supplies, saving those in peril, and so forth. It may be that I never have need of your services at all. Now do you take the offer or do you not?

Bond- Not only did you fail your dex checks, but youre doing that thing where you take over an NPC, so here's what happens.

You kick the jelly donut. The jelly squirts over your foot. The rats notice the smell and discover a meal of sweet and sour foot.... I just rolled for the rats and they critically eat you. You'll be hobbling about for a while now and need medical care at some point to stave off infection. And it hurts. A lot.

Sime- You're greeted by a delightful symphony of screams from the dungeon and your torturer tells you this is the mark of his success. He invites you to find out what this Barbados connection is before the victim dies of the cruelty that he's supposedly inflicted.

Orator - Did I miss a post of yours or are you just being quiety?

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Posted 05 November 2007 - 08:51 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Nov 5 2007, 04:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Bond- Not only did you fail your dex checks, but youre doing that thing where you take over an NPC, so here's what happens.

You kick the jelly donut. The jelly squirts over your foot. The rats notice the smell and discover a meal of sweet and sour foot.... I just rolled for the rats and they critically eat you. You'll be hobbling about for a while now and need medical care at some point to stave off infection. And it hurts. A lot.


I yell, "AARRRRGGHHHH!!! Ye've got ter save me! AAAAAIIIIEEEE!!! The Lord Admiral! He be in Barbados! Augh, Mommy, make it STOP!!! AAAAHHH, the living daylights!"
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Posted 05 November 2007 - 12:30 PM

"Aye, the offer still stands. I meant no threats and no offense, I just like to know what I'm getting into, that's all. And I do commend you for your bravery and faith. It gives me much more confidence that this holy water will cleanse the world of that infernal ghost captain." I head back to me ship, grumbling about uppity priests that need their knees broken to quell their hubris, and consult with Cap'n Roughknuckles about what to do and where to go next.
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Posted 05 November 2007 - 12:43 PM

Sweet. I mean, arrr.

(((Which ship is bigger, faster, has better weaponry, that sort of thing? Also, approximately how many crew members are left from each crew? I'd like to know more specifics before I make any decisions.)))
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Posted 05 November 2007 - 07:23 PM

"Let that silly priest-man play his games. I say we be headin' out towards the last known location o' our enemy Barebones. St. Kitts ye said, so there we head. And even if Barebones be nowhere near there, there may still be some galleons o' interest, eh? To St. Kitts!"
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Posted 06 November 2007 - 05:29 AM

QUOTE (Bond @ Nov 5 2007, 06:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I yell, "AARRRRGGHHHH!!! Ye've got ter save me! AAAAAIIIIEEEE!!! The Lord Admiral! He be in Barbados! Augh, Mommy, make it STOP!!! AAAAHHH, the living daylights!"



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Posted 06 November 2007 - 12:38 PM

Bond- I second the guy whose name is punctuation. A damned impressive post. You'll get bonuses for that as soon as I find out how to work it in.

Slade & Otal - You role pretty poorly so a storn comes up and blows you slightly off course. When day breaks and the storm is gone theres an open horizon dotted by islands. You're a ways South and West of St. Kitts but thankfully still in the caribbean. Also, theres a mast far off on the horizon to the southeast.

Spoon- Arr indeed my friend, arr indeed. The ship you just captured is larger and better armed, but yours is a bit faster and more maneuvrable owing to a more shallow draft. As for the crews your ships crew is entirely operational. The other ships crew is just slightly smaller than your own owing to fatalities, but its enough that they could handle the ship.

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Posted 06 November 2007 - 01:01 PM

We're sailin' ta Saint Kitts. If that ship on the horizon wants to hail us, it'll follow. Otherwise, I say we get back on course, unless Cap'n Roughknuckles has objections. Though I suppose it be best to have me lookout see what he kin see through his spyglass about that ship first.
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Posted 06 November 2007 - 10:33 PM

Nay, take us in. Slowly now, not close enough to catch any stray cannonballs. I be wantin' to see if that ship has any right to be afloat.
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Posted 07 November 2007 - 07:17 AM

Mayhaps if it don't, we can try to send her to the depths anyway? Either way, me crew an' I are with ye.
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Posted 07 November 2007 - 01:42 PM

Ninja Duck - You still havent even started your sidequest. How is the Island of Captain Tureau ever going to be built at this rate?

Slade- Your lookout sees, almost predictably, no one. The ship is another derelict.

Otal- It sure doesnt, unless the gulls are keeping it afloat with their wings. There are a good many of them on it and as your lookout looks closer he can see that they're eating from piles... No... not piles... Corpses. Same deal with the other ghost ships, plenty of damage to the hull but still afloat.

Slade- Your crew, now that you ahve at least some kind of protection from the rum jugs of holy water, are a bit braver and nod to you, ready to follow your commands.

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Posted 07 November 2007 - 01:43 PM

Orator and Barend- Bond's been sitting around getting gnawed by rats for like five pages now. If you guys don't start posting I'm going to have to form an ST plot to bust him out, and I hate actually having to do my job.

This post has been edited by Spoon Poetic: 07 November 2007 - 03:45 PM
Reason for edit:: To use the "reason for edit" box, of course! Oh, and, uh, I added an apostrophe or two...

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Posted 07 November 2007 - 04:07 PM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Nov 7 2007, 01:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Orator and Barend- Bond's been sitting around getting gnawed by rats for like five pages now. If you guys don't start posting I'm going to have to form an ST plot to bust him out, and I hate actually having to do my job.


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