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ANGER - Keep it away from the forums. (Warning: Now Contains Pirates)

#1576 User is offline   TheOrator Icon

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Posted 25 October 2007 - 07:03 PM

Unfortunately there isn't much I can say except "Keep going" because I am currently in transit with no discernible obstacles to my current goal.

"Keep going," is say.
"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
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Posted 25 October 2007 - 08:18 PM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Oct 23 2007, 09:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ninja Duck- You find a pretty good hammer and, since you rolled incredibly on your nail check, you find nails that were used in the construction of an old church and have been recycled and resold. They look like they're a dark silver but they're still sharp and useable. Captain Chaves sees you and waves- Aye laddy, lets be gettin back to my ship, I'm feelin a good wind!


All aboard, then. I trust we leave as soon as roll call is taken.
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Posted 26 October 2007 - 03:59 AM

Bond- You pass your climb check and reach the top. There's kind of a beardy guy wearing a leather speedo and a cape watching you struggle to your feet. He's smiling in a quite friendly manner and fidgeting around his booted feet.


Slade- Yeah your men are pretty much with you. You dont find much treasure, mostly corpses (thankfully, just normaly dead corpses) The ship is English, and as you explore you find that not everyone was killed outright. In the captain's log the mortally wounded officer has written a cryptic final entry:

"They took the survivors... St. Kitts... Cant say just where... God let them be rescued from these... hell spawned..." The captain's corpse lays near to the book, and once again the ship is full of water on the lower decks, and all of your intuition and nautical lore tells you it should have sunk by now.

Spoon- The enemy captain is pretty pissed and while your crew take prisoner the last of his men, you and your officers surround him. Even as injured as he is he's still determined to go down fighting.

"Arrrr ye'll no challenge me one on one, ye cur!"

He cries, wielding his blade. The crew yell for him to stop his rum addled taunts before he gets himself and, more importantly, them killed, but he'll have none of it and jabs at your stomach. You're able to dodge and now you can either fight him or just have someone off the twit.

Barend- The crew gasps because you're so dastardly, and the captain steels himself, determined to die for his god and country and all that. The lieutenant has no such illusions.

"Well sir ye see..."

He starts before being interupted by a spasm of struggling and growling from the captain. The lieutenant finally composes himself, knowing his life is at stake- He never showed me none sir! But his leg, tis hollow! That's why he be lookin for it... I figure its on deck somewhere... What's in there I dunna know but it must be valuable.

Orator- Ok, you're fare enough along to go in and rescue Bond, but Sime hasnt even gotten to do the whole villain thing yet, so I'm going to slow you up a bit with a sidequest. As you're heading North you notice a heavily damaged ship floating along in your path. They fly a mangled French flag and seem to be heading directly for you, although there's no one at the helm. What do you want to do?

Ninja Duck and Cobnat- Ok, your ship is going to sail towards Aruba in search of some Spanish silver that's rumored to be shipping in those waters. Cobnat, you've got the mess hall and Ninja Duck, you'll have the helm. Cobnat is going to have to make some kind of food and as for you, you'll need to keep the ship on course through a hell of a storm. The damned thing is tossing and turning and the wheel jerks with every wave as the wind driven rain stings your face, each drop like a needle.

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Posted 26 October 2007 - 07:49 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Oct 26 2007, 04:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Bond- You pass your climb check and reach the top. There's kind of a beardy guy wearing a leather speedo and a cape watching you struggle to your feet. He's smiling in a quite friendly manner and fidgeting around his booted feet.


I cry out to him, "Arrrr! Be ye friend or foe?"
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Posted 26 October 2007 - 12:10 PM

Friend or foe? THIS IS CUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

-And yeah, he boots you in the chest and back into the hole you go. You did technically pass your dodge roll, but you had penalties for being tied up. And besides, you forgot to take the map when you crawled out. You're pretty hurt now after all the stuff from the battles, bleeding from a good many wounds and covered in bruises, but the good news is you've shattered the human bones under you enough that some of them are now sharp and can be used to cut your bonds. The rope has already been drawn up by the time you gather yourself.

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Posted 26 October 2007 - 05:32 PM

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Orator- Ok, you're fare enough along to go in and rescue Bond, but Sime hasnt even gotten to do the whole villain thing yet, so I'm going to slow you up a bit with a sidequest. As you're heading North you notice a heavily damaged ship floating along in your path. They fly a mangled French flag and seem to be heading directly for you, although there's no one at the helm. What do you want to do?


Well, as I like to say, an enemy of Spain is a friend of England, so I order my crew to do whatever ships do to signal that we are willing to help them. With of course the added reminder that no one at the helm could mean deceit and trickery on the part of anyone from the Spanish to Pirates to some particularly wily Dutch, or maybe even a very dumb Frenchman, and as such it is best to keep on one's toes. I continue to write in my log and snack on a tangerine.
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Posted 26 October 2007 - 08:40 PM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Oct 26 2007, 01:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Friend or foe? THIS IS CUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

-And yeah, he boots you in the chest and back into the hole you go. You did technically pass your dodge roll, but you had penalties for being tied up. And besides, you forgot to take the map when you crawled out. You're pretty hurt now after all the stuff from the battles, bleeding from a good many wounds and covered in bruises, but the good news is you've shattered the human bones under you enough that some of them are now sharp and can be used to cut your bonds. The rope has already been drawn up by the time you gather yourself.


Hey, you said it wasn't a map! angry.gif

Erm... anyway, being stout of heart and hearty of timber, I gather meself up, only to come face to face with a frightening figure... ohmy.gif

I think you know who. wink.gif

Edit: For someone who abuses emoticons in his every post and should be very practiced at them, that was a pretty glaring mistake. You know we don't have an angry, only an angry2. pirate.gif
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Posted 26 October 2007 - 11:10 PM

I ask to be escorted to the prisoner.

"Oh, you poor, poor deluded soul. You're blind adherence to false idols has lead you far astray, to think you believed you could harm the glorious Society of Jesus. But fear not, for the most glorious Pope seeks to redeem all sinners. The impurities will be bled from you, and you will once again see the light of heavens".

I order the guards to manacle him, upside down, to the wall. He will then be given four shallow cuts in each shoulder to allow the blood to drip to the ground.

The compound is to remain heavily guarded, with extra watches posted. I also want all available ships manned, though they are to act as they usually would. I don't want observers to know that we are ready to spring to the offensive.
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Posted 27 October 2007 - 01:00 PM

Orator- No one answers. You're getting a creepy feeling in your gut from this ship as you watch the waves wash in and out of holes in her hull that should have sunk her by now. Your crew make signs of the cross and so forth, but they're happy because of that spectacular citrus roll you made, and you enjoy your tangerine. It's up to you whether you'll interact further with the mystery ghost ship or continue on. Its not really moving so you should be able to find it again with limited difficulty.

Bond- Nay. I said it wasnt a map to Barend, which is what you asked. And yeah, you sure do see Sime. You're fooked now, matey.

Sime- Your guards pretty much handle him, I'm not really going to roll at all since letting him try to escape would just guarantee doom until the Royal Navy arrives. Your guards redouble their efforts and march around outside your window all 'Oweeeoh, weeoooohoooh!" and stuff. Let me roll to see if you get wind of any of the pertinent happenings recently: Nope. For once the Jesuit spy networks have failed. Someone is going to be harmed for this.

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Posted 27 October 2007 - 02:24 PM

I'm taking the log book back with me onto me ship. "Bloody hells. St. Kitts, 'e says. 'Oy, Cap'n Roughknuckles! This 'ere diary mentions wha' kin only be this Barebones fella ta be headin' fer St. Kitts with prisoners. It do be where ye might have ended up if I hadn' come along. But I am at a complete wantin' for what course of action ta take. I do not be likin' a pirate who murders an' tortures whoever he pleases, and leaves these testaments to his pact with Davy Jones, but I have a shiver in me timbers that says those rumors be more than partially true. If we go after him, can we take him on and live to tell the tale, or should we let some other poor soul deal with him, take our chances, and do our best to ignore whatever waters his sails cast shadows upon? Ye know these waters, Roughknuckles. what's our best bet?"
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Posted 27 October 2007 - 02:38 PM

I dasn't think we can quite yet be sure t' beat Barebones hisself yet. I`ve seen mighty odd things in these waters, so I be nay quite sure that all that talk o` Davy Jones or whoerehe says he works fer be all jus' talk. I say we need t' be stockin' up on anythin' holy we can get our hands on. JUS' t' be absolutely sure, ye understand. I hear thar be a mission on Cuba. 't may jus' be possible that they be havin' some holy water thar, or such thin's as a pirate'd need to destroy Barebones. I say we head out thar now.
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Posted 27 October 2007 - 02:46 PM

I note the position of the ship in my logs and give crew orders to maintain our path and rescue that privateer. He is fooked right now, after all.
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Posted 27 October 2007 - 04:48 PM

"To Cuba it is, then. It warms me cold black heart to know that ye feel some responsibility toward makin' the waters a safer place fer us men who want to make a dishonest living. Alright, men, hoist the sails and set a course for Cuba! We're goin' ta figure out how we can rid ourselves of that Barebones fella and stop him from leavin' messes of fine vessels and crews! 'Course, we'll have to stop by some islands along the way. We'd best steer clear of St. Kitts, and may the souls of those poor bastards that crossed path with Barebones rest easy, though after seein' tha' ghost ship, I suspect they do not be enjoyin' rum in the afterlife."
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Posted 27 October 2007 - 06:02 PM

((Er... JM, mind rolling to see whether or not we get to Cuba?))
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Posted 27 October 2007 - 10:18 PM

Otal and Slade- You guys dont roll too terribly well, and I dont think the secret Jesuit base is marked on any maps except for one. So you guys are just going to sail to some random part of Cuba. But on the bright side there is a mission in the town you approach, you can see its bell tower from out at sea. The town is guarded by a coastal battery and you can see lots of activity going on at the battery as they spot your ships. They're preparing for battle.

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