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But I already stole all your extra trousers, and now I have the ones you just took off!
YOU'VE GOT NO PANTS!
Hmm... Appears Dorthy snuck aboard my ship... okay, that's good!
ANGER - Keep it away from the forums. (Warning: Now Contains Pirates)
#751
floppydisk 
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 06:11 PM
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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#752
Otal Nimrodi
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 06:59 PM
Can we plunder some pants? Attack Macy's or something?
Want a Tarot reading?
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#753
Emu
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 07:12 PM
Arr, we be needin' some PANTS!!!!! 
Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
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#754
Otal Nimrodi
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 07:20 PM
Yarr. That be true. Be thar a clothing store near?
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PM me, we'll talk.
#756
Otal Nimrodi
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 08:22 PM
Get Floppy to order to lower the anchor!
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#757
floppydisk
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:01 PM
Arr!
*floats right up to Macy*s, lowers the anchor, and orders crew to launch grappling hooks*
*floats right up to Macy*s, lowers the anchor, and orders crew to launch grappling hooks*
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
#758
Zatoichi
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:32 PM
You will be facing generic disgruntled minimum wage workers while shopping at/raiding Macy's.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#759
Dorothy
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 10:32 AM
*Dorothy wakes up, and leaves the ship to look at shoes. But WHAT IS THIS!!??!?!? Generic Ninjas! STEALING ALL OF THE BOOTS! BEFORE SHE CAN GET TO THEM!!! Kills ninjas. Takes boots. Returns to ship. Takes nap.*
*oh, and grabs some money out of the registers on her way out.*
*oh, and grabs some money out of the registers on her way out.*
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Dorothy
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 10:33 AM
Sorry for the stupid double post. Crap computer.
*So, Dorothy puts on her new boots, and decides to find that night club, with the people. So she seeks out the Misbegotten Connoisseur (name of club [if that's ok]).*
Edit: I know. I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And I'll put the flea in a box, and put that box in another box, and mail it to myself, and when it gets here ha haha haha haah haaa I'll smash it with a hammer. Or to save on postage, I'll poison him with THIS!
*So, Dorothy puts on her new boots, and decides to find that night club, with the people. So she seeks out the Misbegotten Connoisseur (name of club [if that's ok]).*
Edit: I know. I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And I'll put the flea in a box, and put that box in another box, and mail it to myself, and when it gets here ha haha haha haah haaa I'll smash it with a hammer. Or to save on postage, I'll poison him with THIS!
This post has been edited by Dorothy: 29 September 2005 - 10:41 AM
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#761
Zatoichi
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 11:32 AM
<OOC>Hmm ... the Misbegotten Connoisseur ... I like the sound of that, sure it's okay. 
No idea what that other bit was though ....</OOC>
No idea what that other bit was though ....</OOC>
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#762
Otal Nimrodi
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 12:08 PM
I want me some pants! *Heads to the menswear department*
Want a Tarot reading?
PM me, we'll talk.
PM me, we'll talk.
#764
Otal Nimrodi
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 01:07 PM
Yarrg, I didn't notice the Toys. But first, pants!
Want a Tarot reading?
PM me, we'll talk.
PM me, we'll talk.
#765
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 01:27 PM
* The generic disgruntled minimum wage workers have grouped together and begin to attck en masse. It seems that at least several of you were completely unaware of them (even after I pointed this out. did you really think I'd let you get loot for nothing?). You may want to hold them off or dissuade them from attacking before continuing to plunder. A small group (6) of mafia type guys stroll into the clothing department weapons in hand. They have an assortment of chains, baseball bats, and other things. They don't appreciate your pillfering of clothing items.*
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>