[Jane Sherwood]

(*Luckily, her arm was in mid-swing and over her chest, so that the knife lodged itself - quite painfully - into her forearm*)

AAAAAAAAARGH! GodDAMMIT! If it's not one thing, it's another! First we lose the loot, then Floppy's Pecker, and now this! We haven't got your bloody washing machine! Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth?! NO. WASHING. MACHINE. Sonofabitch...

(*Carefully, she pulls an extra bandana out of one of her pockets and tightly binds her wounded arm before switching her sword to her left hand*)

You've only got one kidney now, matey, and I'm about to rip it out with my bare hands - along with a few other vital organs to feed to the sharks.

[J m HofMarN]

Hey now, I comitted sepuku a long time ago, but little do you all know that my body was timed to explode!

[barend]

but it was silly of ye to leave a note saying so pinned to your chest!!!

*kicks the ticking body into the water, puts johson away, hits random ninja in head with rum bottle, suprised that it doesn't smash, he continues hitting random ninjas in the head trying to get it to smash without realizing he's in combat*

[Laughlyn]

Arrr This be a bad time for me to abmit that i've been smuggling Hitachi's to Cuba....

(*notices J m HofMarN's floating ticking ninja corpse, and dives into the sea to disarm the bomb.*)

cut the blue wire! cut the blue wire!

Yarrr! Whatda ye know parrot? the blue wire will blow us all to hell! I say we cuts ye red wire.

cut the blue wire! cut the blue wire!

Cursed bird Aarrrr!

:Thunk!:

(* Laughlyn gets hit on the head by Barends Rum bottle*)

[floppydisk]

*floppydisk crawls up the side of the ship, grabs Slade's ankle, and starts yanking.*

I killed JM, Slade (or his reanimated corpse. I don't quite know what I killed. Mabye it was the poisoned grog...)! Quick, Captian Jane, while he's distracted!

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[Slade]

What? Hey! Stop that! Don't make me bleed on you!

*Takes a few swings at floppydisk while shaking his leg to dislodge the hand on his ankle.*

Wait, JM is dead? Well, that changes everything... *pulls an obviously tainted hot dog out of a pocket and eats it.* It's time to commit suicide through food poisoning. I only hope you can all forgive me for... wait a minute, you all attacked me first... Wankers! Do not forget about me when I am gone, and please avenge my death if you find the washing machine that turns everything to blue.

*Stops shaking leg and looks down* You want to play cards or something, floppydisk? This is going to take a while...

This post has been edited by Slade: 07 April 2005 - 11:28 AM

[Jane Sherwood]

(*stands still for a moment, then blinks and calmly tilts her head*)

Did we? After all this excitement I can't even remember how this started.

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 07 April 2005 - 11:50 AM

[floppydisk]

If ye barf quickly Slade, ye won't die of food poisoning. May I seggust to Captain Jane that we invite the landlubber onto our crew until he finds the cursed washing machine?

[Dr Lecter]

Let's simplify this topic, back down to its basics:

[floppydisk]

No, no. You misunderstand. This topic is the most important one in the universe. It illistrates a war between Pirates, Ninjas, Generic Pirate Ninjas, Slade and Washing Machines. The fate of the universe rests on the outcome of this war. How, I have no idea, but it does.

[Jane Sherwood]

(*Glares at Floppydisk and then Slade, fury burns in her eyes like the fires of hell as she practically hisses her words*)

He made me bleed.

(*her tone goes eerily calm and light, as if explaining a simple principle of life*)

If he so wishes to form a truce, then blood must be repaid.

[barend]

oh crap! i forgot to check the lowar decks when we took on water...!!!

i'd bettar check down stars to make sure nuthin' happened to me precious cargo of pirate videos, yar! der worth 20 deblumes (sp) each!!!

[J m HofMarN]

-Is thankfully taken in by a kindly vampire who hangs out beneath the mirky sea in the house next to davy jones' locker. I return to the surface as the much-feared

VAMPIRE NINJA!!!!!

[barend]

VAMPIRE NINJA???

doesn't salt water instantly kill them?

[floppydisk]

"He made me bleed." - Jane

You made him bleed, with the kidney knife thing.

ARRGH!! JM can't come nowhere near us! Don't ye know that s favorite sandwhich is onion and garlic? That's really what scares people about us!

This post has been edited by floppydisk: 07 April 2005 - 08:08 PM