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Freestyle Rapping bustin beatz fresh

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Posted 09 January 2004 - 09:07 PM

I challenge anyone else to do a freestyle rap!

Why?

...I forgot.
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Posted 10 January 2004 - 03:16 PM

I hanging in my crib...chillin' with Adam's rib...I...oh jeez, uh...smite!
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Posted 10 January 2004 - 07:04 PM

chokin down the ash of your mutha's car crash, i B blastin yo' ass up and down Dundas (in the hood!)....
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Posted 10 January 2004 - 07:27 PM

I got a (group yell) HANGNAIL!
Hangin' from my finger!
A (group) HANGNAIL!
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Posted 10 January 2004 - 08:43 PM

I'm more towards droppin an acapella than choppin a fella ta mozzarella worse than a'hellacopta propella.

Give me 2 fat tabs and 3 shrooms and you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms

Warlord of Rap that'll smash you in the face with a two by four board, n'smash in to ya honda accord with a four door ford.

Eminem takes credit for those, but I like to think that if he did not make them up, then I would have.

Eminem is one of the few rappers I like. ( I like 2)
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Posted 13 January 2004 - 11:17 AM

QUOTE (Heccubus @ Jan 10 2004, 08:16 PM)
I hanging in my crib...chillin' with Adam's rib...I...oh jeez, uh...smite!

Why you got to be blasphemin all up in my hizzy?
Christ will slap you so fast it'll make you dizzy.

(Did anyone else notice that there's a registered member here named Jesus Christ?)
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Posted 14 January 2004 - 07:50 AM

QUOTE (Ninja Duck @ Jan 13 2004, 11:17 AM)
Why you got to be blasphemin all up in my hizzy?
Christ will slap you so fast it'll make you dizzy.

(Did anyone else notice that there's a registered member here named Jesus Christ?)

a ) That was a reference to the "Wuzup God?" feature that can be found on Lance And Eskimo.

b ) Yes I noticed that. I tried messaging him, but I guess he's too holy for me or something.
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Posted 24 January 2004 - 08:28 PM

Reid-y is ma name
as of yet without fame
but like a gun spittin lead
throwin heat its the same

I ain't no drug dealer
but I am the number one thrilla
I got me a painkilla,
and its stronga than Vicodin
now thats a sin, cause I am comin in

gonna hit you straight, hit you down,
knock yo face into the ground
make you feel like yous a clown

Thats yo very last insult
don't try to bolt
cause I am comin fo to hit wit ma Colt
only a couple a times
cause thats a serious crime
but I don't care, you was stressin
you need a lesson
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and thats about as far as I got before I passed out. Thanks.
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Posted 25 January 2004 - 11:22 PM

Don't fuck wit' me, i b da otha read,
don't even think 'bout talkin' to me
i'm a rock'n roll cowboy from gangsta city
i'm all up in yo' shit, you da fool i pity!!
"Nothing is real, all is permitted"
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Posted 24 March 2004 - 10:05 PM

macin' on my honey
smack 'em up for money
shoot 'em with my gun-ny
laugh because it's funny
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Posted 01 April 2004 - 10:46 PM

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I've got the street on the 1, 2, 3.
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Posted 01 April 2004 - 10:59 PM

Wailin outside on the front porch, yo
waiting for my homies to arrive
gots my pants where they at,
got my gun at my side
just waiting for the time when the beats just...sliiiide

(don't ask!)
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Posted 02 April 2004 - 12:20 AM

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i live in a baby crib wit no respect 4 my hummiers BLAHMBABAGO!!!!!

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Posted 02 April 2004 - 12:40 AM

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Jon, it's as if you make a deal with yourself that each post you make is going to better than the last. You've consistently kept it up for 175 posts. KEEP IT UP!!

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Posted 02 April 2004 - 11:20 AM

I wish I lived in a baby crib with no respect for my hummiers.
Uhh... If I don't get my hair shampooed I'll look even bummier? S?

I'm sorry. I'm not very good at this kind of stuff. It's... tough.

Ehhh? Ehhh?
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