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With any luck, the reasoning behind todays update hasn't crossed your minds before, because then it'll get you thinking: is this why the youth of today is so damned violent?
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#61
Chyld 
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Posted 03 July 2005 - 03:00 AM
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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#62
SimeSublime
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Posted 03 July 2005 - 09:58 AM
My understanding is that the orrigional version of Cinderella was called Ashputtle(Disney decided the name wasn't elegant enough for a princess), and when the ugly step sisters tried to put on the slippers, they actually cut off their toes and heels so that they would fit. But then as the left the house with the prince, a tree(under which ashputtles mother was burried)would tell the prince that he had the wrong girl.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#63
Chyld
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Posted 09 July 2005 - 04:46 PM
A short stab of nonsense about the 2012 Olympics. Something along these lines, but better, would have gone up on Thursday, but I got distracted by someone trying to blow up London. Hopefully that's not a problem.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#64
Chyld
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Posted 17 July 2005 - 05:25 PM
A halfassed comparison of a book, and its movie. Methinks pictures would have helped, but I'm tired.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#65
Chyld
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Posted 24 July 2005 - 09:59 AM
I've added a Reviews section to the site! And there's two reviews there for your scorn. They're bad, yes.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#66
Otal Nimrodi
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Posted 24 July 2005 - 10:08 AM
I don't think the link is working. At least not for me.
Want a Tarot reading?
PM me, we'll talk.
PM me, we'll talk.
#67
Chyld
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Posted 24 July 2005 - 10:20 AM
Sorted. Thanks for pointing that out.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#68
Cyzyk
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Posted 27 July 2005 - 04:37 PM
Drugs, alchohol, and even your still worse taste in music I can understand, but you'll publicly admit to reading not one but ALL of the Harry Potter books? You really need to fix up your PR.
At least it wasn't a positive review.
At least it wasn't a positive review.
Tolerance is another word for Apathy
#69
Chyld
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Posted 29 July 2005 - 08:41 AM
Nice to see you too, Cyz mate 
Ah yes, to follow on with the "Chyld going to hell" theme, I'm taking a look at a small moral panic about some fully clothed polygons humping each other, and befouling the name of a foul black beverage. Yes, that one.
Ah yes, to follow on with the "Chyld going to hell" theme, I'm taking a look at a small moral panic about some fully clothed polygons humping each other, and befouling the name of a foul black beverage. Yes, that one.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#70
Cyzyk
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Posted 01 August 2005 - 10:01 AM
Bah, Rockstar tried to screw with the ESRB one time too many, and got caught. Frankly, I'd only be happy if Rockstar's bigwigs got their heads nailed to a wall, but being sued will do.
Tolerance is another word for Apathy
#71
Chyld
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Posted 02 August 2005 - 03:51 PM
There's a debate on the matter in the News Desk, if you want to throw your weight around on it.
Oh yes, and I half-assed a chapter of Tales of a Broken Heart today, just so that something could go up.
Oh yes, and I half-assed a chapter of Tales of a Broken Heart today, just so that something could go up.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#72
Chyld
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Posted 09 August 2005 - 11:42 AM
After yanking out a Master System from midair, the creative juices decided to do a piece on a jolly mad scientist with an egg fetish. Go see, and make a thread or three for when I get back!
Incidently, I'll have to disappoint anyone who wanted an analysis of my site stats this month, as it'd pretty much amount to "SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GREEN DAY, FOR FUCKS SAKE!
". Since basically every entry was a variant on "tre cool". Grr...
Incidently, I'll have to disappoint anyone who wanted an analysis of my site stats this month, as it'd pretty much amount to "SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GREEN DAY, FOR FUCKS SAKE!
". Since basically every entry was a variant on "tre cool". Grr...
This post has been edited by Chyld: 09 August 2005 - 11:44 AM
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#73
Laughlyn
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Posted 09 August 2005 - 04:31 PM
To quickly answer your egg question: Robotnik is know as eggman in Japan.
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
#74
Chyld
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Posted 24 August 2005 - 05:04 PM
Right, while I've been away, I've done one and a half updates, found a guest update, done one and a half comics, finished half a chapter of Tales..., and started another website entirely (hush hush stuff for now). Plus, having just checked my e-mail, Heccubus has asked me to join his Bacon Spoon Comics group.
However:
1.) The USB port on my laptops fucked, so it's going to be a fight to get everything from laptop to main computer.
2.) Tomorrow morning, I'm training to be a sadistic arsehole. Or a telemarketer, whatever.
So we'll regroup tomorrow afternoon, m'kay?
However:
1.) The USB port on my laptops fucked, so it's going to be a fight to get everything from laptop to main computer.
2.) Tomorrow morning, I'm training to be a sadistic arsehole. Or a telemarketer, whatever.
So we'll regroup tomorrow afternoon, m'kay?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#75
Chyld
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Posted 29 August 2005 - 12:59 PM
Well, took a bit too long, but we've got a hybrid sequal/bloggy thing, based on my hols, and fresh Henry Skull goodness gor all. Yay!
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish