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Attack of the one liners. ahhhhhhhhhh

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Posted 17 March 2005 - 02:08 AM

I told you Darth Vader was gay.
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Posted 17 March 2005 - 10:26 AM

I can't believe Lucas has the nerve to write dialogue like this and then claim the film is going to be 'dark' and 'emotional'. As it is it's starting to sound more like a sub-par James Bond movie: "The name's Vader... Darth Vader!" Maybe Jordan's right and it's just a cunning plan to make the real dialogue look good by comparison...
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

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Posted 17 March 2005 - 12:42 PM

I think Jordan may have a point here. Some of that dialogue sounds ridiculous, even for George. Source please Use the Force?
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Posted 17 March 2005 - 02:13 PM

I don't think anyone came to these movies expecting Shakespeare, but some of the dialogue that's been inflicted upon us redefines the words "bad", "terrible" and "appalling", among others.
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I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 17 March 2005 - 08:12 PM

go over to milleniumfalcon.com -source
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Posted 17 March 2005 - 08:12 PM

if those one liners aren't a joke, this film is heading the same way attack of the clones did with Yoda lightsabre dueling like a hyper flea and, being according to the two films on numerous occaisions the most powerful being in the universe, NOT even winning.
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Posted 17 March 2005 - 08:24 PM

he didnt win cause dooku knew he was going to lose so he pulled a cheap trick and high tailed it.
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Posted 17 March 2005 - 10:18 PM

that's a lame excuse. fact is lucas puts little thought into writing these things. it's like the time when almost 200 jedi, the most mythical and powerful beings in the universe, get killed by those anorexic trade federation droids in that arena battle who were sythed down like butter by qui gon and co no matter how many there were surrouding them. It's all for cheap action set pieces, and it totally ruins the romantism of the originals and its characters.

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Posted 17 March 2005 - 11:19 PM

Pretty colors though.
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Posted 17 March 2005 - 11:23 PM

its no ecuse, its what fuckin happened.

obi wan - master yoda please save us before its to late.

yoda- no, for upset some fanboys will be if i try to save you.

obi- shit



and the jedi were outnumbered a lot. remember jedis are keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
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Posted 17 March 2005 - 11:28 PM

QUOTE (use the force @ Mar 17 2005, 09:23 PM)
its no ecuse, its what fuckin happened.

and the jedi were outnumbered a lot. remember jedis are keepers of the peace, not soldiers.


And it's still pretty fucking stupid that a bunch of Force powered Jedi got killed by a bunch of mindless robots, most of which looked like anorexic versions of Daffy Duck.
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I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 17 March 2005 - 11:35 PM

QUOTE (use the force @ Mar 17 2005, 11:23 PM)
yoda- no, for upset some fanboys will be if i try to save you.




Sir, WE ARE NOT FANBOYS yell.gif
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Posted 17 March 2005 - 11:45 PM

well then whatever people that argue over star wars on internet message boards are called.
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Posted 18 March 2005 - 12:16 AM

There is no argument: Baron Crapanoida(I will no longer call him George Lucas, he betrayed and Murdered George Lucas) took a big shit on star wars and destroyed it for ALL time. There is nothing to argue, those who cannot understand the realities and conspiracies of Baron Crapanoida are the "suckers" P.T.Barnum was talking about, these childish fools who are cloned every minute.
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Posted 18 March 2005 - 12:22 AM

its no ecuse, its what fuckin happened.

obi wan - master yoda please save us before its to late.

yoda- no, for upset some fanboys will be if i try to save you.

obi- shit


Don't defend this, UTF. It's a crap story. It could have been written any other way than what it was. Just because Lucas wrote it, just because he's the creator does not mean it's GOOD.

If anyone is the fanboy, it's YOU, because you will swallow whole anything he throws at you. It amazes me what you guys will accept, and you will bend your logic into pretzels to "prove your point."
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All I know is I haven't seen the real prequels yet.
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