What do gnomes have to do with anything?! Only EVERYTHING! Gnomes are the root of all evil! They steal or hide your things, they bite you in the night to make you all sore and itchy, and they play all sorts of nasty tricks on you to make you paranoid!
And they're the biggest underpants thieves on the planet!
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#17
Posted 22 March 2005 - 08:44 AM
Wow, she beat me too it.
The gnomes are tricky little bastards. Very cunning. Them and their puma allies. Little Bastards. You'd think they'd ride the pumas into battle, but no. They carry them! I told you, tricky little sods.
The gnomes are tricky little bastards. Very cunning. Them and their puma allies. Little Bastards. You'd think they'd ride the pumas into battle, but no. They carry them! I told you, tricky little sods.
This post has been edited by SimeSublime: 22 March 2005 - 08:45 AM
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
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#18
Posted 24 March 2005 - 01:07 PM
Damn it all, gnomes are awexome. You people and your vertical prejudices... Gnomes are friendly until they are bombarded with radiation. Then they become crazy zombies like everything else. You're thinking of elves (not the fey races, the actual elves).
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#19
Posted 25 March 2005 - 10:44 PM
What would you know. You've never had your family abducted by the little bastards. *wipes away tear*
This post has been edited by SimeSublime: 25 March 2005 - 10:44 PM
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#20
Posted 25 March 2005 - 11:31 PM
There there. *pats Sime's shoulder+
It's gonna be alright, we'll find them soon.
It's gonna be alright, we'll find them soon.
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