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Posted 10 March 2005 - 11:33 AM

hy'oomun 'beeingz âr weerd. streynj. bi'zâr. wee 'nevur 'akchooulee sey wut wee meen aw thingk. wee 'nevur 'fűlee `undur'stand wut 'sumun’z 'trIing too tel us. 'eevun naw, yoo mIt thingk, dhu blowk’s rIt, and stil yoo doo nât `undur'stand wut I am 'trIing too tel yoo.
doo you `undur'stand 'mee wen I reyz mI hand?
I am w'eyving ut yoo? now, dood, I am ol'redee r'eyzing mI hand, br'inging it in dhu rIt pu'zishun sow I kan slap yoo u'kros yűr feys wen yoo âr 'standeeng klows i'nuf too hit yoo.
wee 'nevur `undur'stand eech 'udhur.
yoo hav greyt 'difu`kultee'reeding mI 'stowree. u'las! It’s 'ritn fun'etiklee, and wee 'nevur reed fu'netikz. But dhat is nât dhu big thing. yoo hav 'difu`kulteez reeding dhis bi'koz yoo hav not u kloo wut I am 'trIing too tel yoo. and I am not 'gowing too help help yoo awt heer, dood.
'peepul 'olweyz want too undur'stand 'evree`thing. a 'kulur is a 'prâpurtee uv lIt dhat di'pends ân 'weyvlengths. ow greyt, naw yoo now wut I meen widh 'kulur?
'peepul 'olweyz want too undur'stand 'evree`thing. but dhu 'ownlee thing yoo need to undur'stand is, dhat yoo kan nât undur'stand 'evree`thing.
sow, I heer yoo 'thingking, dhis was ol u'bawt dhis 'stoopid mu'ral? yoo want us too tel wee need too undur'stand dhat wee kan not undur'stand 'evree`thing? now, dhat is not it, but if yoo doo not undur'stand dhat bI naw, yoo 'nevur wil.

Edit: Anyone gets what I'm trying to tell you?

This post has been edited by Marky: 10 March 2005 - 11:42 AM

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Posted 10 March 2005 - 12:15 PM

Um...

Yes.

Sort of.

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Posted 10 March 2005 - 01:44 PM

Allegedly, there's a couple of layers of meaning. I got lost after the obvious one, and he seemed oddly happy about that.
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Posted 10 March 2005 - 01:54 PM

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Posted 11 March 2005 - 12:58 AM

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Posted 11 March 2005 - 10:43 AM

Welcome to Marky's weird mind, then.
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Posted 11 March 2005 - 08:25 PM

Ow, my left frontal cortex.
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Posted 11 March 2005 - 08:46 PM

Left frontal cortexes heal. It just takes time.
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 07:32 PM

guh...

sounds like double dutch to me!
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 09:00 PM

QUOTE (Marky @ Mar 11 2005, 10:43 AM)
Welcome to Marky's weird mind, then.

There's a difference between "weird" and "stupid", you know.

(kidding!)
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 02:28 PM

QUOTE (Heccubus @ Apr 4 2005, 09:00 PM)
There's a difference between "weird" and "stupid", you know.


I know, like weird is with a 'w' and stupid is with a 's'.
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