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Beaucratic Bores Baffle British Band Brilliants Monday, March 7, 2005

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Posted 07 March 2005 - 07:13 AM

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US fears stamp on emerging rock bands
March 07, 2005

BRITISH rock bands are being prevented from gaining a foothold in America because of the security measures brought in after the September 11 attacks, the music industry claims.

Bands had to cancel performances in the world’s biggest music market after US immigration authorities refused to grant them a temporary visa.

Even when accepted, the cost of an express work visa for live performances can be up to £800 for each individual, pricing many young bands out of a trip.

British artists are then denied royalty payments because the US industry flouts international copyright regulations for the public performance of records. Buoyed by the success of Franz Ferdinand, who sold 500,000 albums in the US, the Government is awarding £28,000 in travel grants for British bands to perform at a leading music industry convention in Texas this month.

But the 91 British bands setting out to impress at the South By South West Music and Media Conference, including Bloc Party, Kaiser Chiefs, Embrace, Kasabian and Goldie Lookin’ Chain, must not only impress music fans. They must also first pass tough visa interviews.

Last year the US authorities took offence at the Scottish band Dogs Die In Hot Cars, a discovery of V2, the record label owned by Sir Richard Branson. Despite having had several British Top 40 singles, they were refused visas and missed a performance in front of US industry executives at the event in Austin, Texas. The Department for Culture, Media and Sport (DCMS) even issued a last-minute plea on their behalf, but to no avail.

The DCMS has held discussions with the US Embassy and the Department of Homeland Security, to request a speedy and positive response to visa requests this month from British bands. A DCMS spokesman said: “As a result of our intervention the US Embassy held a seminar for the music industry explaining the visa process. We hope to find ways to address the problem.”

Alison Wenham, chief executive of the Association of Independent Music, which represents Britain’s smaller record companies, said: “We understand the heightened concerns about terrorism, but the DCMS has assured the Americans that they face no threat from British musicians.

“The visa application system for UK musicians is far more stringent, costly and time- consuming than the equivalent process for their American counterparts wishing to enter the UK. We hope this is not a deliberate attempt by the American music industry to dampen the chances of overseas music breaking into their market. It has the same effect as protectionism.”

Sophie Agapios, a singer-songwriter with Squeaky Records, the independent label based in Hertfordshire, said: “It is almost impossible to get a US touring visa. You have to substantiate that your act is already a massive seller like Coldplay to prove that you are not just three friends working on some groove in a garage. Unfortunately, most acts start out of a garage and want to generate interest by touring in the US.”

Classical orchestras, with a membership even more numerous than the average rock band entourage, find the $1,000-a- person (£520) cost of a queue-jumping express visa harder to bear.

The visa difficulties have arisen just as American fans are warming once again to British music. In 2002, British artists hit a record low. But Coldplay and Franz Ferdinand have created a fresh buzz about the British music scene with Keane and Joss Stone also breaking into the Billboard charts.

Meanwhile, British songwriters are losing millions of pounds in royalties because the US is in dispute with the European Commission over copyright payments. America will not pay European composers for music played in bars, clubs and restaurants and on the radio despite World Trade Organisation obligations.

The US Embassy said that bands first needed a sponsor to file a petition vouching for their bona fides to the Department of Homeland Security. The $1,000 15-day express processing fees are paid to the American anti-terrorism department and any delay was likely to originate from that end. A US Embassy spokesman said: “We are aware that entertainers require visas for time-specific visits and we are doing everything we can to process those applications speedily.”

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Havign suffered the slings and arrows myself (a mis-filled-in holiday visa form almost resulted in a cavity search last Feburary), I can but say that US Immigration are %$#&ing Beaureaucratic MORONS! yell.gif

I was tempted to make a joke about how this is secretly a plan to continue the population of the world with shitty American bands, but
a.) I'm too steamed now.
b.) We're just as bad for it.
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Posted 07 March 2005 - 01:20 PM

I have to wonder, is this way I've never met anyone offline who's heard of The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster?

Really, I don't know. Have they actually released stuff over here yet?
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Posted 07 March 2005 - 01:42 PM

I'm not sure actually. They did their recording for The Royal Society in a desert in America, so I can but assume so. Don't worry, I suffer the same problem here, the only people who know of them are people I've lectured at length on the matter...
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Posted 07 March 2005 - 05:21 PM

It's intentional. The US are doing everything intentionally.

when LOTR:FOTR was nominated for oscars, and Russle Crowe was nominated for best actor in the film that one best film. Peter Jackson was NOT nominated for best director, because out of a remarkable co-incidence the acadamy finnally decided to award black people after many years of intentionally leaving them out.
infact 3. which somewhat would have trivialized the honor for me if were one of the three... as it came across as a token guesture.

it's like they got together and said: "I'd rather give awards to Niggers than foreiners!!!"

jesus, look at the itallian reporter who got shot. two italian service men came to collect her, her 'evil' terrorist captors said "don't go through a US check point... they'll kill you" and what happened? the second they were in range they were fire upon. and those checkpoints have been fireing upon kids and everything.

understand this...
The US hates everyone.
they want to monopolize EVERYTHING!!!
they will kill to maintain this.
and they are no longer hiding their intentions.
Watch Fox news, listen to PEPSI radio, don't be from overseas.
THAT is the american way!!!

fuck that place.

EDIT: yes, i realize FOX is owned by an Australian, so fuck this place too!!! wink.gif

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Posted 08 March 2005 - 08:20 AM

It reminds me of the starting sequence to Fallout, where the American troops are anexing Canada. The Canadian is kneeling on the ground with his hands on his head, and the American in Full Power Armour shoots him in the back of the head, then turns and waves at the camera.
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Posted 08 March 2005 - 05:28 PM

I think the best line was this one:

"We understand the heightened concerns about terrorism, but the DCMS has assured the Americans that they face no threat from British musicians."

I can just picture George Bush hiding under his bed while Barbara Bush tries to talk him out of it.

"It's ok George, they're just musicians, they don't have dirty bombs in those cases they're for instruments"

"Are you sure mom?"

"I think so. And besides the British are our friends and when they have disputes with their government they know that the proper way to address those disputes is to dress as super heroes and climb things."

"What?"

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Posted 08 March 2005 - 05:39 PM

hofmarn: biggrin.gif

sime: those dudes totally knew what the score was.... i love them so.

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Posted 13 March 2005 - 02:09 PM

We've already established how kickass the Fallout games were.

And this is a great law that should be heralded as the greatest piece of legislation passed since the US's PATRIOT ACT act. We need to protect US industries from invasion of overseas talent. We know they are better than all of the corporate owned bullshit around here, so if we eliminate the competition people will still be forced to buy what we tell them to.

And everyone knows the British are a bunch of loony freedom-hating terrorists that rape babies and eat kittens on rye bread. And don't even get me started on British musicians!

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