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Morons Declare Taxation on The Untaxable Thursday, March 3, 2005

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Posted 03 March 2005 - 07:46 AM

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Computer tax set to replace TV licence fee
March 03, 2005

THE BBC licence fee should be replaced by a tax on the ownership of a personal computer instead of a television, ministers said yesterday.

Tessa Jowell told the BBC that the licence fee would be retained for at least another ten years until 2017 in return for abolishing the Board of Governors. But the Culture Secretary conceded that technological advances would mean that a fee based on “television ownership could become redundant”.

More than six million households have access to high-speed broadband connections and the BBC has begun experimenting with broadcasting video clips over the internet.

A legal loophole highlighted by the communications regulator Ofcom means that viewers could watch television and listen to radio over the internet and mobile devices free, potentially costing the BBC millions of pounds in licence fees.

The Department for Culture, Media and Sport’s Green Paper setting out the BBC’s long-term future proposed a solution that could end the traditional fee.The paper suggested “either a compulsory levy on all households or even on ownership of PCs as well as TVs”. It said that technology might render it difficult to collect and enforce the fee.

Officially, the Government says that changes would not be needed until 2017, when the next BBC royal charter expires. A spokeswoman for the Department for Culture said that it was not worried for now, but insiders said that the department would act if internet viewing took off.

Over the next few years, internet broadcasting is set to increase rapidly as the quality of the images improves. The BBC already broadcasts all its radio stations over the internet, and began broadcasting live coverage of the Olympic Games last summer. The BBC has promised further internet broadcasts and is launching a hand-held viewing device.

Ofcom predicts that more than half of Britain’s households will be watching television over the internet by 2012. Other emerging technologies will allow television to be broadcast direct to mobile phones. The mobile phone company O2 is planning trials this year, with the aim of a commercial service by 2007.

The publication of the paper was accompanied by a warning from Ms Jowell, who said that the BBC must give higher priority to public-interest programming, and not chase “ratings for rating’s sake”.

The BBC welcomed the reforms, which were widely interpreted as a victory for the Chairman Michael Grade, who said that he was “happy to sign up”, but was “slightly regretful” that the governors would be split in two.

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No. Just... no. The senses are reeling here. I can't even muster anything funny to say, just... no. If they even dare thinking about such a tax, I'm learning Dutch and fucking emigrating.
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Posted 03 March 2005 - 12:26 PM

So how does this tax work? Everytime you watch the TV you have to pay 5 bucks to the government or what?

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Posted 03 March 2005 - 01:39 PM

Its £115 a year to own a Tv. The precise laws elude me, but that's it as far as I know.

But seriously, if I wanted to watch TV, I'd buy a TV. And since the money all goes to the BBC anyway (hardly the epitome of quality programing), I wouldn't anyway. Its more than chronically unfair, its extremly patronising. Good one, Whoevers-in-charge-of-the-BBC-these-days! You've earned one free letterbomb!
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Posted 03 March 2005 - 04:29 PM

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even dare thinking about such a tax, I'm learning Dutch and fucking emigrating.


a good move... i'm going to get a dutch passport soon.


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Posted 03 March 2005 - 04:38 PM

Ironically enough, with my tiny laptop, that's quite possible.

Still, do they really think they can uphold that? Seriously? Does this anally retentive tax apply if you aren't connected to the Internet? Haven't been to the BBC website? Live alone on a mountain top?
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Posted 03 March 2005 - 04:52 PM

yes...
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Posted 03 March 2005 - 05:12 PM

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BASTARD: [shoves his way inside the house] Right, where's this computer. Ah-hah! So you do have it! You little runt! [walks over to Chyld, who has successfully eaten the Computer, save for the cord, which hangs out his mouth. Chyld waves to Mr. Bastard] The old trick, eh? Eat the PC before I get a chance to nick you!

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Posted 03 March 2005 - 07:51 PM

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Its £115 a year to own a Tv


Holy shit. You gotta be freaking kidding. Thats insane! HAHAHAH! George Orwell WAS ahead of his time for a reason, he was British!

Actually, take a look at this:
http://www.washingto...n.aspx?ID=31223
ILLEGAL collection of rain water?
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Posted 03 March 2005 - 07:55 PM

I figured paying for cable or satellite was our equivalent of a TV tax.
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Posted 03 March 2005 - 08:15 PM

i think i pay $40-50AUD a month for cable...
if they asked for an extra $25AUD a month (the equiv. of £115 a year)
i'd demand the abolition of comercials or the porn and comedy chanel free....
(that is the porn channel and the comedy channel... there is no porn&comedy channell).

their porn channel sux... i'd just want it cause it's expensive.

and i'm not saying that to impress the girls... it's like M rated...
the camera is always like behind the guy... so you end up staring at his ass for 15 minutes as the occasional breast comes into view...

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Posted 03 March 2005 - 08:17 PM

That's, um...more than I needed to know.
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Posted 03 March 2005 - 09:00 PM

my ex-flatmate hired it for the night.

it was not enough information!!!
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Posted 03 March 2005 - 09:43 PM

Hmm...

Yeah, you're right. Don't know what I was thinking there.
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Post icon  Posted 03 March 2005 - 10:19 PM

Hmmm ohmy.gif A comedy & Porn channel...

I know I'm not the only one smelling a vertual goldmine. thumbsup.gif
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Posted 03 March 2005 - 10:37 PM

i was waiting for someone to say that...
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