[Jane Sherwood]

No, music lyrics are allowed. I said so in the first rule.

[Slade]

They just aren't as fun sometimes. I only did lyrics because Jane did, I won't do it again though. And if we're going to be picky about rules, you can't quote Calvin and Hobbes because it's a newspaper comic.

This post has been edited by Slade: 22 April 2005 - 01:16 AM

[Marky]

That should be Limo Wreck of Soundgarden then.

And lyrics are allowed?

Stars appear and the shadows are fallin'
You can hear my heart a-callin'
A little bit of lovin' makes everything alright
I'm gonna see my baby tonight

[Girdag Fireskull]

Bloody Buddy Holly. 'Oh Boy', I think.

A nice tricky one for you...

And so, as I patrol in the valley in the shadow of the tricolour I must fear evil
For I am but mortal and mortals can only die

[Marky]

Is this Marillion?

[Girdag Fireskull]

Welll done. What song?

[Marky]

Don't know that by heart.

[Marky]

Well, I guess it's good enoug, aye?

A classic then...

Angel, ha! She's a female! And all females is poison! They're full of wicked wiles!

[Laughlyn]

Snow white and the seven dwarves.

Easy one, I'm low on inspiration:

Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho

[Marky]

Die hard, written on a corpse actually...

On the subway today, a man came to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, this lonely man, talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head began to hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't help laughing.

[Laughlyn]

Se7en, read from john doe's dairy.

Alan Rickman reads out the note with true 'evil englishman' flair in die hard, so I get away with it.

Hey I just noticed, I got the bonus question right back on page 6!

I don't think I've quoted from this movie yet:

A kid couldn't write that, at least not a kid in public school.
Unless he was Japanese.
But they aren't historically serial killers.
What about Godzilla?
Born in international waters.

[Marky]

Shriek if you know what I did last Friday the thirteenth.

Could someone please turn off that fucking 'funny comic machine'?!

[Chyld]

John, from John and John. Easy.

"If Life is like a box of chocolates... Death... Death is like a big Milton Bradley game of "Mouse Trap." The day you're born is just the boot, hanging from the streetlamp, kicking the marble to get things rolling. Growing up is only the marble rolling down the curving chute. You feel immortal having survived school, sex, drugs 'n' rock 'n' roll, but you've really only upset the big hand holding the steel ball that falls into the bathtub. Marriage and kids and career seem to make it all worthwhile until the ball hits the see-saw and flips the diving man into the big barrel. In the old folks home or the hospital you just see the big cage rattling down until it captures... the mouse.

Game over."

[Marky]

Final Destination, it is...

I learnt classical Spanish, not the strange dialect he seems to have picked up.

[Chyld]

Could it, by any chance, be Fawlty Towers?

Piss-easy quote for you...

"Hey, so I fuck Castro, what's it to you? You a Communist or something? How would you like it they tell you all the time what to think, what to do, you wanna be like a sheep, like everyone else. Baa baa? Puta! You want a stoolie on every block? You wanna work eight hours a day and you never own nothing? I ate octopus three times a day, fucking octopus is coming out my ears, fuckin' Russian shoes are eating through my feer. Whaddaya want? You want me to stay there? Hey, I'm no little whore, and I'm no stinking thief! I'm ... and I'm a political prisoner here from Cuba and I want my fucking 'Human Rights' just like President Jimmy Carter says, okay?"