[Jane Sherwood]

Elwood and Jake, Blues Brothers.

"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?"

[Madam Corvax]

Betelgeuse to Adam, from "Beetlejuice"

"How many drops is it for you, Lieutenant?"
"Thirty-eight... simulated"
"How many combat drops?"
"Two... including this one"

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[Laughlyn]

Hey I atcually remember this one (and it's before 3pm)!

Aliens, Ripley, then Gorman, then Vasquez, then Gorman again


'Brain and brain, what it brain?'

(just as a hint, it's not a zombie movie)

[SimeSublime]

Dammit. Why is it that all the easy ones get done in my absence. I could guess it's either from Pinky and the Brain, or Insepector Gadget due to them both having characters called Brain, but I've never seen the former, and haven't seen the latter in a decade. Dammit.

[Laughlyn]

Far off target Sime, It's from one of the very worst episodes of star trek: Spock's brain. Spoken by some Brunette in a mini skirt called kara (I think) Tough one, Sorry about that. I was just bitter 'cos I had the 'attractive alien female doesn't speak good english' card last night in the Trek drinking game. Comfort yourselve in the knowledge that your better people having not seen that episode.

Here's an easy movie one, it's even in the trailer:

'The longest distance between two points is a kidnapper and his money.'

[Jane Sherwood]

Parker, The Way of the Gun.

"One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "------, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy."

[Laughlyn]

Brodie in Mallrats.

Bless me, Father, for I have just killed quite a few men.

[Jane Sherwood]

El Mariachi, Desperado. Interesting choice, because I was about to use:

"Look me in the eyes...and then kill me."

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[Laughlyn]

Good one Jane, without the hint I would have been a bit lost there.

Agent Sands, once upon a time in mexico.

On a six degrees of separation:

'Peachy! Why shouldn't I be? The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.'

[Jane Sherwood]

Seth Gecko, From Dusk Till Dawn. And going with the vampire theme...

"We like to talk big, vampires do. "I'm going to destroy the world." It's just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You've got... dog racing, Manchester United, and you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Goodbye, Piccadilly. Farewell, Leicester Bloody Square. You know what I'm saying?"

[Laughlyn]

Spike from buffy. Angel mention kinda gave it away. and minus points to Spike for being a Man U fan.

This ones linked to Janes, a blueberry muffin is the bonus prize for getting the connection.

(Offer may be withdrawn at anytime without prior notice. Blueberry muffin may not arrive as advertised, Laughlyn corp excepts no responsibilty for muffins lost in the post, should you kick up a fuss we reserve the right to replace the blueberrys with cyanide.)

'So Mr Price, business or pleasure?'

'Neither. My wife.'

[Jane Sherwood]

(Dammit! I knew I forgot to cut something!)

A reporter and Steven Price, House on Haunted Hill.

"Fudge, Packer?"

[Laughlyn]

James, Cannibal the musical. Sounds like south park writing style anyway.....

Should I be wrong kindly ignore the following:

'I loved it when you nuked Las Vegas. Suitably biblical ending to the place, don't you think?'

(showing my age a bit there).

EDIT: 2am Formatting

This post has been edited by Laughlyn: 06 March 2005 - 08:53 PM

[Jane Sherwood]

Stephen Falken, Wargames.

Here's an easy one:

"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers."

[Laughlyn]

Randal, Clerks. Something tells me you're a Kevin Smith fan Jane.....


'Is something wrong?'
'Will you please stop talking about the war?'
'Me? You started it.'
'We did not!'
'Yes you did, you invaded Poland!'