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Posted 12 September 2005 - 05:16 PM

I watch it today, is so confusing, but it was watchable, not being frustated and angry with such movies that ruins the comics like Hulk, Batman and Robin and Fantastic Four
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Posted 15 September 2005 - 05:20 PM

Constantine gave me leprosy. Although the nicotine gum at the end was clever and funny.
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Posted 22 September 2005 - 08:58 AM

What do you mean it was confusing, or gave you leprosy? I thought it was quite straightforward and non-toxic.
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Posted 22 September 2005 - 10:58 PM

It wasn't confusing or anything, and the end was great, but I just thought it was poorly written. And poorly cast.
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 02:56 PM

Just saw it, I say it makes Van Helsing look like a masterpiece. I didn't hate it, but I'm surprised at so many of the good reviews here. I'm one of Keanu's biggest defenders, I like him in most of the stuff he's done, but for the first part of the movie watching him "acting" was almost unbearable. He got a bit more into it by the end. Rachel Weisz was basically just wasted also.

I thought the first act of the movie was really bad. It came out of it a bit in the second act, and started really holding my interest. The ending began good enough, but then I just thought it spiraled down and by the time Lou (that was fairly clever, I'll give em that) shows up, I really didn't care too much anymore. Also, last line of the movie really pissed me off with its badness. I mean, I know there have been bad last lines of movies, but that just really sucked. A lot. Really out of character for Constantine, preachy, and stupid. Left me with a really bad taste in my mouth.

So not awful, but you guys really thought it was that entertaining? Like I said, I'll take Van Helsing any day over this. At least Jackman's charismatic.
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 08:17 AM

The best thing of the movie was the nicotine gums punchline, like Wayne told
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