[Dr Lecter]

Meh, they mostly just short 4or 5 lines of diologue of between characters I have about 5 pages of them and I don't think they are good but I'm told they are...

[Slade]

Well, there's only one way to find out. Subject your work to a hundred people you don't know!

Seriously. Post it.

[SimeSublime]

No real reason not to, if you have them.

[Just your average movie goer]

Yes, post them. The Matrix deserves to be parodied.

[Dr Lecter]

I'll just post a few now and if you guys like them I'll post more. They mostly involve "if morpheous was gay" type diologues and stuff like that. Does anyone know how I manage to have two word documents of parodies, both the first only has 3 pages and the seconds has seven, but the larger one is a smaller file size, even though the first three pages are the same on both, because it really has me stumped. But anyway...

Red/Blue Pill Parody
Morpheous:
You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
(Neo takes the Red pill)
Or was the other way round?
(Neo falls on the floor and dies)
That’s the tenth time that’s happened.

Saving Morpheous?
Agent Brown:
What were you doing?

Agent Jones:
He doesnt know!

Agent Smith:
Know what?

Agent Jones:
Morpheous is gay!

Agent Smith:
Eww i was touching his mouth!

The GMatrix
(I wrote during the time of the GM crop crisis thing)
Neo:
This GM crop isn't real?

Morpheous:
Real? How do you define real? By what you can eat, smell, taste? Then real is just molecules interperated by your taste buds.

[Dr Lecter]

P.S. -- Where would I post comical poems... --

[Slade]

Well, try to keep the gay jokes to a minimum. They get old fast.

[Chyld]

Yeah, sounds all good apart from the gay one.

[Dr Lecter]

In that case I have no more...


Just kidding...

[Dr Lecter]

The Pantrix
Agent Smith:
Tell me, Mr Anderson, what use are pants, when you unable to pull them up.
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Neo:
These pants aren't real?

Morpheous:
Real? How do you define real? By what you can wear, feel, or take off? Then real is a bit of cloth you pull up your legs.
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Agent Brown:
What were you doing?

Agent Jones:
He doesnt know!

Agent Smith:
Know what?

Agent Jones:
Those are Morpheous' pants

Agent Smith:
Eww, sweaty!
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Morpheous:
You wear the blue pants and the story ends. You wake in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. You wear the red pants and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes

[Dr Lecter]

Agent Bush
Agent Bush:
Can you hear me, Collin? I'm going to honest with you. I hate this place, this Whitehouse, this Presidency, this whatever you want to call it. I must get out of here. I must get free and in this mind is the key. My key. Once Iraq is destroyed there is no need for me to be here, don't you understand? I can go back to Texas and live off the oil. I have to get, inside Iraq, and you have to tell me how. You are going to tell me, or you are going to be fired.

Another Red/Blue Pill Parody
Neo:
It's an honour to meet you.

Morpheous:
No, the honour is mine....Please, come, sit.

Morpheous:
I imagine that right now you're feeling a bit like my phone... Tumbling down the side of a building?

Neo:
You.... could say that.

Morpheous:
I can see it in your eyes. You have the look of a man who, throws my phone off of a building. That was my personal phone! Do you know how much that thing costs me every month!

Neo:
Look I can explain...

Trinity:
Busted!

This post has been edited by Dr Lecter: 23 January 2005 - 09:25 AM

[Dr Lecter]

This has nothing to do with anything I felt like posting this image that I made when I had 5 minutes spare



What do you think?

This post has been edited by Dr Lecter: 21 February 2005 - 04:25 PM

[Despondent]

I don't understand your banner. Personally, I'm offended by John Lennon's image being used haphazardly.

[Dr Lecter]

Haphazardly? Religion causes war, John Lennon seemed quite anti-religion and anti-war, therefore I fail to understand this statement.

PS I made a cooler version:

This post has been edited by Dr Lecter: 26 February 2005 - 04:58 PM

[Despondent]

Picking John for your av was a little ballsey, IMO. But it's your right.



Linking Lennon to the Hammer and Sickle is what caused me to comment.