[J m HofMarN]

Barend yells at me to stop
but Kirby likes my rhymes a lot
and Slade probably wishes
the same thing that Barend does
only he'd also like to hit me with dead fishes
and we all know this is because
he knows that butter should go
upon the bottom of a piece of toast
so put down the dead fishes
and pick up something delicious
(but for goodness sake wash your hands)
that's one of my few demands
because handling dead cod
will make even bottom buttered bread taste odd
but not nearly so poor will it taste
as if your bread were buttered ontop
I'd change that habit - post haste!
because otherwise a war may develop!

[Slade]

Words placed in my mouth tend to taste sour
Like the sea-faring creatures you place in my hands.
Shantis of anger hinder debate
and only cause one to become irate
I fear this would make a friendly rivalry become dour
and stray from my purpose, that is to say
it matters not how bread it buttered or how one stands,
but that we both butter our bread is reason enough
to live with peace in one another,
you butter your bread on the floor, and I on the roof!

[J m HofMarN]

So what you're saying is that it would be alright
for the both of us to kindly unite
and to deal Barend a great and poweful smite
since he tops his bread with vegemite?

[Slade]

No, good man no, a thousand times no!
I do not wish to see this debate come to blows!
Only that you and I could live in peace
and each butter our bread however we please!

[J m HofMarN]

Then let it be done
even as you have said
we'll have lots of fun
and not worry about bread!

[barend]

the poster is an eye and some screens
hardley a warning from terror it seems
the eye is the viewer, the screens' the team
if you think otherwise it's time for your ream
but the issue at hand has changed for now
the forum has turned to song by some sow
but at least we avoided another lame row
and the main perpotrator can go tip a cow

[Hannibal]

This post has been edited by Hannibal: 17 April 2005 - 01:01 PM

[Jordan]

The ultimate 'diss' in a forum, having your topic turned into a poetic joke.

Tough break hannibal.

On some lighter news, USE THE FORCE is back, I think he spammed us again in the SW forum.

[Slade]

What? We were debating perfectly on topic. Maybe you just missed the metaphor we were using... And sometimes you have to get Seussical.

[barend]

metaphore shemtaphore it's cow tipping time!

[Kirby]

I dunno jordan, I thought poetry was the perfect way to convay the mentality of wanting to be free, or was damn cool, one of the two.

Anyways, I'll be sure to stick this on the Best Of... when it dies.

If not the Best of.. then at least the Of...