[Just another wretched fan]

A Look at him mugging for the camera

B what a retarded costume

C Blue skin....wtf

D at least peter jackson looked cool in his 3 roles...see rant B

[HK 47]

Damn! I was seriously hoping for them to do something funny with his neck. How could they resist? It's a free special effect

[Hannibal]

[Hannibal]

In this scene which Lucas wrote for himself, the Baron gets to molest Padme:

[Darth Pants]

Perhaps if ROTS really sucks (which it will) and there's a backlash (difficult to believe because there are so many gushers there), the first character to be "digitally erased" in the HD DVD revisions of the PT (Come on, we know that he's going to continuously change his "vision" because he has none) will to be Baron Crapanoida.

They're already making fun of this on Slushfactory, here's an excerpt:

Baron Papanoida emerged from the espcape pod hungry. He was hungry for action, hungry for food, hungry for Jawa poon. He crawled over a dune and peered into his emergency pair of binoculars that he always kept on him in case of an emergent need to see at great distances.

All he could see in the distance was sand: Sand everywhere, sand in his hair, sand in his eyes, sand in his crack. This displeased Baron Papnoida and instantly he regretted having come to Tatooine. It was then that he decided that in the extended cut of this fanfic, he would change Tatooine to Dagobah.

After digitally retouching his binoculars he could see clearly inthe distance a sandcrawler. He stood up and signalled to the behemoth transport. As the crawler came ever closer he had a feeling...was it the force? No...it was the hornies.

Source: http://www.slushfact...55423#post55423

[Hannibal]

Opera house scene?

http://www.starwarz....panoida_mw2.jpg

This post has been edited by Hannibal: 25 February 2005 - 02:31 PM

[Chefelf]

I was thinking the same thing... that dumbass scene from The Fifth Element.

[Hannibal]

"You've really fucked this one up George."
--Aunt Beru

[Paladin]

I never watched the whole Fifth Element movie, but from the portion that I did watch, it just really... sucked.

Does anyone have a different opinion on this?

EDIT: I just saw the picture of the 'Blue' George Lucas... is he fucking out of his mind? Not only is that a really stupid costume, it doesn't do ANYTHING to hide the fact that it's him! He's just painted blue for pete's sake!

This post has been edited by Paladin: 25 February 2005 - 03:01 PM

[CowboyCurtis]

Whoops, posted in wrong topic... just ignore this...

This post has been edited by CowboyCurtis: 25 February 2005 - 03:04 PM

[Helena]

That costume is truly awful, as is the name 'Baron Papanoida'. Well, at least it's more material for you, Chefelf... I'm convinced that this is going to be the biggest and best 'Reasons to Hate' list of all time.

[Just another wretched fan]

I never watched the whole Fifth Element movie, but from the portion that I did watch, it just really... sucked.

Does anyone have a different opinion on this?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I loved Fifth Element. Yeah the ending and script were kinda lame but the scenes looked great, the music sounded awesome, chris tucker was hilarious, and the ideas that McDonalds and Cigarettes will still exist in the future was great. Idunno, I just had a lot of fun with all the eye and ear candy. By the way, Milla Jovovich is freakin hot and the fight scenes, espeically in the opera house where pretty entertaining too. Finally, I love the scene where Chris Tucker freaks out and pulls the trigger, blasting the alien in the head, and then cluelessly asks "Is he gonna be okay?"

I know its a flawed film, but damn its pretty. Chefelf is the film guy with credentials so I wonder what he thought the problems were.

[Just another wretched fan]

"You've really fucked this one up George."
--Aunt Beru

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Did the actress who played Aunt Beru really say that?

[Paladin]

That costume is truly awful, as is the name 'Baron Papanoida'. Well, at least it's more material for you, Chefelf... I'm convinced that this is going to be the biggest and best 'Reasons to Hate' list of all time.

You can say that again. I did find some stuff in the reasons to hate TPM to be a bit weird, but the ones in AOTC were undoubtlably better. Wait till Episode III comes out and we'll see what happens...

[Hannibal]

The 5th Element was a good B-movie. A thousand times better than Phantom Menace.