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Posted 14 March 2005 - 12:57 PM

How about the Dreams thread? That was somewhat weird...
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Posted 14 March 2005 - 01:27 PM

Ah yes, Operation Dormanian Freedom. I'm still waiting for your puppet government to give my people control of the television again. Also, I have a GameCube, not an X-Box. *Goes into defensive gamer mode.*

The whale thing is awesome. Reminds me of the story about the vultures that watched antelope step on land mines in africa and then ate the carcasses.
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Posted 15 March 2005 - 07:20 AM

Which would in turn be from the news desk.
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Posted 15 March 2005 - 06:08 PM

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Ah yes, Operation Dormanian Freedom. I'm still waiting for your puppet government to give my people control of the television again. Also, I have a GameCube, not an X-Box. *Goes into defensive gamer mode.*


Of course you don't have an x box... anymore. As for control of the television I've said it a thousand times, we'll give you back full control of your dorm and leave you in freedom as soon as you agree to be our slaves. Also as soon as we manage to kill that guy who hides behind furniture and shoots us with a paintball gun when we're not looking.

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Posted 15 March 2005 - 08:15 PM

http://www.chefelf.c...opic=2530&st=15




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Posted 16 March 2005 - 12:53 AM

Whoa... now THAT makes you think...
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Posted 20 March 2005 - 10:39 PM

someone else look for it...

but that thread where we kept comming up things to go with srmoors avatar...
(the robot holding the girl up)
my favorite was:"I think this thing is stuck on 'nag'!!!"

by me...
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Posted 24 March 2005 - 10:39 PM

I submit for your review one of history's great debates that surprisingly didnt end in one of the combatants being beaten with a cane. I give you the argument about cutting off legs.

History's greatest conflict

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 11:55 AM

I think we should include Guns in School? HILARITY! biggrin.gif
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Posted 30 March 2005 - 02:01 PM

Yeah, but is that really the best sort of news article around? And it's so recent. I think that this topic needs finite start and end times for what can be chosen as a canidate.

Edit: And I submit this.

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 02:13 PM

"Yeah, but is that really the best sort of news article around?"

It's funny. Are you saying that we can have only 1 news article?
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Posted 30 March 2005 - 06:13 PM

Well it can hardly compare to the exploded whale, now, can it?
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Posted 30 March 2005 - 07:12 PM

Not even another exploded whale could compare to the exploding whale... Unless... IT WAS ON FIRE!

And we can have a bunch of great news articles too. I just didn't think it's one of the best. Totally subjective though, of course.
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Posted 30 March 2005 - 07:35 PM

I've been around since L&E. The old black and boring message board!
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Posted 07 April 2005 - 09:05 PM

ANGER: Pirates -v- Ninja

best thread ever.... and it's still going

it's just full of combined comical genius.... i've been LMAO at it each time
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