useful crap... ideas for modern living...
#1
Posted 20 February 2005 - 10:24 PM
($1.34 says it dies after 3 posts.... but anyway)
like some department stores that have a little toy pen/room for kids to sit and mingle in... i was thinking, today after walking around in a handbag shop with a female friend (which made me think of all the times other female friends have dragged me around bra shopping)... that some sort of man pen in the corner with an X-Box and big screen or something... or just a pile of FHM and MAxim magazines, would be usefull... so that we don't get in the way while the girls are examening every last item in the shop with their dirty little hands...
afterthought:
[the bra shop could also have a survielance camera feed attatched to the screen that would obviously have to be facing the corner]
anyone else got anything....?
no...?
okay.
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#2
Posted 20 February 2005 - 10:27 PM
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#3
Posted 21 February 2005 - 12:37 AM
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#4
Posted 23 February 2005 - 01:32 PM
#5
Posted 23 February 2005 - 02:20 PM
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#6
Posted 23 February 2005 - 02:30 PM
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#7
Posted 23 February 2005 - 04:34 PM
boo ya.
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#8
Posted 24 February 2005 - 06:54 PM
I think record stores should allow you to burn cds at the store with whatever music you want on them.
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#9
Posted 25 February 2005 - 02:09 AM
This post has been edited by SimeSublime: 25 February 2005 - 02:10 AM
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#10
Posted 27 February 2005 - 07:10 PM
their best one was about weather or not to pay for girls meal at a resteraunt. (if she eats a heavy meal she's probably in not going to have sex with you so you should let her pay, if she eats lightly she wants to look her best naked, and you should pay).
another great one was about convincing the kids that santa got killed crashing into your chimny... in order to save money around xmas.
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#11
Posted 28 February 2005 - 02:42 AM
Also, when breaking up, wait a few weeks. Use this time to smuggle all of your stuff(and some of her stuff, if you can)out of her place. Then when you break up with her, do it at her house to insure that anything she breaks at the time is hers.
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#12
Posted 13 March 2005 - 06:40 PM
more of a law...
if someone is too fat to be attractive to the opposite sex, they shouldn't have to share a seat on a train or bus.
alo...
single people who go to the movies alone should get the tickets at student price.
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#13
Posted 13 March 2005 - 08:38 PM
In regards to the fat people thing, they should not be allowed to wear tight fitting or revealing clothing either. And ugly fat people (there are heavy-set people who manage to still look attractive) should not be allowed to wear clothing saying 'hottie' on them.
Get out of jail free cards need to be sold instead of government bonds.
#14
Posted 13 March 2005 - 09:03 PM
TV Advertisements should be taxed based on how annoying they are, to cut down on the crazy frog/mobile phone/quadruple morgauge your home garbage.
Oh, and Barend, I think your first idea for a male creche was already done, I just can't find the link right now.....
#15
Posted 13 March 2005 - 10:27 PM
as for the movies...
you don't really need a card. if you're ugly, fat and alone - you get $4.00 off. simple as that. i think that's only fair. good looking people get too many benifits. look at charlize theron. she even gets roles intended for ugly people. so to make up for this.... ugly people should get discounts.
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