This post has been edited by Icey: 18 February 2005 - 05:06 AM
Seven Words Long Another stupid game
#35
Posted 18 February 2005 - 09:10 AM
...of Captain William Stewart Ignatius Tiggihofferinglestoneson Smith...
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#36
Posted 18 February 2005 - 11:14 AM
We should put the story together every now and then. Here it is so far:
One day in London, I met this...
...idiot bastard son who was really kinda...
sexy. I was unable to contain my...
...urges for his incredibly appealing ears. This...
proved highly embaressing, as I was in...
close proxemity of nubile virgins. I decided...
...that one big pile of virgins was...
...dead, as they all were quite decayed...
...But being a narcoleptic necrophiliac I quickly...
....adorned my cutest outfit and proceeded to...
...fall asleep, since I was a narcoleptic...
...after all. When i awoke i didn't...
stand up, as my limbs had been...
...mangled by seven passing vehicles driven by...
... six gnomes and one scantily-clad ninja pirate...
..., accompanying a shipment of pies for two...
criminally insane sparrows. Realizing I had no...
...idea where the hell I was anyway...
i jumped onto an old ladys back...
...and hitched a ride to the local...
live lesbian sex act strip club!!!
...which was suddenly destroyed by a meteor!
a meteor populated but crazy nyphomaniac sexbots!!!
Which had been horribly mangled in the...
previous day's robotic orgy. Disapointed, I quickly
...applied all the necessary equiptment required for....
robotic limbs, restoring my mangled and broken...
...hopes and dreams so that i may...
find the magic guitar of Jimi Hendrix!
So i ignored the preceding crazy shit...
and went on a holy quest for...
the ultimate drug that makes my
limbs restore themselves to their former form.
My first lead goes by the name...
...of Captain William Stewart Ignatius Tiggihofferinglestoneson Smith...
One day in London, I met this...
...idiot bastard son who was really kinda...
sexy. I was unable to contain my...
...urges for his incredibly appealing ears. This...
proved highly embaressing, as I was in...
close proxemity of nubile virgins. I decided...
...that one big pile of virgins was...
...dead, as they all were quite decayed...
...But being a narcoleptic necrophiliac I quickly...
....adorned my cutest outfit and proceeded to...
...fall asleep, since I was a narcoleptic...
...after all. When i awoke i didn't...
stand up, as my limbs had been...
...mangled by seven passing vehicles driven by...
... six gnomes and one scantily-clad ninja pirate...
..., accompanying a shipment of pies for two...
criminally insane sparrows. Realizing I had no...
...idea where the hell I was anyway...
i jumped onto an old ladys back...
...and hitched a ride to the local...
live lesbian sex act strip club!!!
...which was suddenly destroyed by a meteor!
a meteor populated but crazy nyphomaniac sexbots!!!
Which had been horribly mangled in the...
previous day's robotic orgy. Disapointed, I quickly
...applied all the necessary equiptment required for....
robotic limbs, restoring my mangled and broken...
...hopes and dreams so that i may...
find the magic guitar of Jimi Hendrix!
So i ignored the preceding crazy shit...
and went on a holy quest for...
the ultimate drug that makes my
limbs restore themselves to their former form.
My first lead goes by the name...
...of Captain William Stewart Ignatius Tiggihofferinglestoneson Smith...
#40
Posted 18 February 2005 - 02:09 PM
'"Excuse me mate, but have you seen...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#42
Posted 18 February 2005 - 03:12 PM
...a dark and stormy night, very cliched...
This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 18 February 2005 - 03:14 PM
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#43
Posted 18 February 2005 - 06:04 PM
and this badger came along and said...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish