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Posted 18 February 2005 - 05:05 AM

and went on a holy quest for...

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Posted 18 February 2005 - 05:08 AM

the ultimate drug that makes my
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Posted 18 February 2005 - 05:09 AM

limbs restore themselves to their former form.
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Posted 18 February 2005 - 05:25 AM

My first lead goes by the name...
"Nothing is real, all is permitted"
- Hassan i Sabbah
"There's nothing wrong with anything."
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Posted 18 February 2005 - 09:10 AM

...of Captain William Stewart Ignatius Tiggihofferinglestoneson Smith...
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Posted 18 February 2005 - 11:14 AM

We should put the story together every now and then. Here it is so far:

One day in London, I met this...
...idiot bastard son who was really kinda...
sexy. I was unable to contain my...
...urges for his incredibly appealing ears. This...
proved highly embaressing, as I was in...
close proxemity of nubile virgins. I decided...
...that one big pile of virgins was...
...dead, as they all were quite decayed...
...But being a narcoleptic necrophiliac I quickly...
....adorned my cutest outfit and proceeded to...
...fall asleep, since I was a narcoleptic...
...after all. When i awoke i didn't...
stand up, as my limbs had been...
...mangled by seven passing vehicles driven by...
... six gnomes and one scantily-clad ninja pirate...
..., accompanying a shipment of pies for two...
criminally insane sparrows. Realizing I had no...
...idea where the hell I was anyway...
i jumped onto an old ladys back...
...and hitched a ride to the local...
live lesbian sex act strip club!!!
...which was suddenly destroyed by a meteor!
a meteor populated but crazy nyphomaniac sexbots!!!
Which had been horribly mangled in the...
previous day's robotic orgy. Disapointed, I quickly
...applied all the necessary equiptment required for....
robotic limbs, restoring my mangled and broken...
...hopes and dreams so that i may...
find the magic guitar of Jimi Hendrix!
So i ignored the preceding crazy shit...
and went on a holy quest for...
the ultimate drug that makes my
limbs restore themselves to their former form.
My first lead goes by the name...
...of Captain William Stewart Ignatius Tiggihofferinglestoneson Smith...
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Posted 18 February 2005 - 11:31 AM

a man who owns a hover schooner
This space for rent. Inquire within.
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Posted 18 February 2005 - 11:49 AM

...and smells of rum and dead fish.
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Posted 18 February 2005 - 01:34 PM

So i says to the Cap'n i says...
"Nothing is real, all is permitted"
- Hassan i Sabbah
"There's nothing wrong with anything."
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Posted 18 February 2005 - 02:09 PM

'"Excuse me mate, but have you seen...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 18 February 2005 - 03:10 PM

what happened the other night? It was...
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Posted 18 February 2005 - 03:12 PM

...a dark and stormy night, very cliched...

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Posted 18 February 2005 - 06:04 PM

and this badger came along and said...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 18 February 2005 - 08:54 PM

"What ho, old chaps! Naw, i'm kidding"...
"Nothing is real, all is permitted"
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"There's nothing wrong with anything."
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Posted 18 February 2005 - 09:09 PM

...and lapsed into an absentminded stupor while...
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