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Twin Docs Accused of Switching IDs, Abusing Women Tuesday, February 15, 2005

#16 barend

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Posted 16 February 2005 - 11:49 PM

i don't know...

hand jobs i guess, and a letter saying we could have the rest of the day off.

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Posted 16 February 2005 - 11:59 PM

Really now? I was mainly thinking about how it would be rather difficult for someone to stick anything like their finger up there...

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Posted 17 February 2005 - 05:46 AM

I'm going to assume that one doesn't need a phalusoligist, because its a lot easier to see when something goes wrong on a man. To use a bad similie, it easier to climb a ladder than go potholing...

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Posted 18 February 2005 - 02:00 AM

Thats a terrible similie, as it's actually a metaphore.

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Posted 18 February 2005 - 05:04 AM

Oh yeah...

This is why I'm not doing a degree in English, apart from my sheer hatred of having to analyse books.

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 01:47 PM

Heh. It's actually a metephor. No E. But these guys still wierd me out!

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 05:21 PM

Well, if we're going to be pedantic about it....

metaphor.

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 05:23 PM

Who should be feared the most: spelling ninja, or grammar nazi?

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#24 barend

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 07:26 PM

The Puntuation Pirate.

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 07:53 PM

Punctuation, Barend. With a "c" in it.

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 09:08 PM

I still say the Alliteration Alien is a force to be respected...

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 10:03 PM

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#28 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 10:56 PM

What about the Hipster of Hyperbole? He could take on a hundred of you guys!

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#29 barend

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Posted 22 February 2005 - 01:27 AM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Feb 21 2005, 07:53 PM)

Punctuation, Barend. With a "c" in it.

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he's the punctuation pirate not the bloddy spelling pirate!!!

geesh!!!

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Posted 25 February 2005 - 02:20 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Feb 22 2005, 02:27 PM)

he's the punctuation pirate not the bloddy spelling pirate!!!

geesh!!!

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But surely the punctuation pirate (

) would know not to use three exclamation marks?

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