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Pat Robertson: God tells me it's Bush in a blowout Saturday, January 3, 2004

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Posted 02 January 2004 - 11:56 PM

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Pat Robertson: God tells me it's Bush in a blowout

Saturday, January 3, 2004

NORFOLK, Va. -- Pat Robertson said Friday that God told him President Bush will be re-elected in a landslide.

``I think George Bush is going to win in a walk,'' the religious broadcaster said on his ``700 Club'' program on the Virginia Beach-based Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded.

"It doesn't make any difference what he does, good or bad, God picks him up because he's a man of prayer and God's blessing him.''



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Posted 03 January 2004 - 10:03 AM

If Bush is so christian, then why is it that he is part of illuminati?
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Posted 03 January 2004 - 10:20 AM

Wow, that Pat Robertson really went out on a limb to make this prediction. It would take divine intervention to see this little tidbit.

God talked to me last night and my predictions for 2004 are as follows:

1.) The moon is note going to fall from the sky and kill us all.

2.) The U.S. will move around the terror alert status a bunch and eventually people will stop paying attention all together.

3.) It will rain at least once.
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Posted 03 January 2004 - 11:35 AM

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Wow, that Pat Robertson really went out on a limb to make this prediction.

Hey, it’s a 50-50 chance: the Republican or the Democrat?
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Posted 03 January 2004 - 11:42 AM

QUOTE (Enhasa @ Jan 3 2004, 11:35 AM)
QUOTE (Chefelf @ Jan 3 2004, 10:20 AM)
Wow, that Pat Robertson really went out on a limb to make this prediction.

Hey, it’s a 50-50 chance: the Republican or the Democrat?

Have you seen the rag tag group of goofballs that the Democrats have assembled? I think it's more like a 70-30 chance in favor of the Republicans. :yuck:
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Posted 03 January 2004 - 01:57 PM

When voting one has to realize you are choosing different heads all attached to the same monster.
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Posted 03 January 2004 - 05:10 PM

QUOTE (Jordan @ Jan 3 2004, 01:57 PM)
When voting one has to realize you are choosing different heads all attached to the same monster.

Man, wouldn't it be great if that were literally true? I'd so vote every time, and I'd watch every televised bit of politics, from the Stae of the Union right down to meetings of Canadian Parliament.

Damn. Now that's all I can think about.
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Posted 03 January 2004 - 10:53 PM

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When voting one has to realize you are choosing different heads all attached to the same monster.


Does that make 3rd party candidates like small, undeveloped, head-shaped growths?

'Cause that would be gross.

And I'd have a much harder time voting for them.
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Posted 03 January 2004 - 10:56 PM

QUOTE (Chefelf @ Jan 3 2004, 11:42 AM)
Have you seen the rag tag group of goofballs that the Democrats have assembled? I think it's more like a 70-30 chance in favor of the Republicans. :yuck:

That’s true this time around. But then again, the more people I talk with about politics, the more I realize that most people don’t understand the concepts of limited government, individual rights, and the free market. Although both Republicans and Democrats are for expanding government, the Democrats are more extreme in this regard. (I vote Libertarian.)
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Posted 03 January 2004 - 10:57 PM

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"It doesn't make any difference what he does, good or bad, God picks him up because he's a man of prayer and God's blessing him.''


Good or bad eh. This guy makes God out to be a real sucker.
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Posted 04 January 2004 - 12:36 AM

I'm just psyched that apparently God no longer cares "what he does, good or bad". Man, I was kinda sweatin that hell scenario, but now I guess I shouldn't worry about it so much.
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