[Voodoo Dog]

I was going to say...how the fuck do you get from Sitcoms to alcohol so easily?!

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I said Father Ted was brilliant, and the only good thing to ever come out of Ireland. Sime responded by saying whiskey was also good. I told him he was talking bollocks, and history was made.

[Stalky]

*shakes head* Only on the Fully Ramblomatic forum...

[Voodoo Dog]

*shakes head* Only on the Fully Ramblomatic forum...

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Yes we are a merry little bunch of lunatics, are we not?

[Stalky]

And I wouldn't have it any other way

[floppydisk]

Ah ha, what a cute ending.


YARRRABLARRR!
*Troll comes in and smashes VD and Stalky as they're hugging*

[Jane Sherwood]

TROLL!

(*points and laughs like an excited five-year-old for...some strange unknown reason - probably because it's a giant green-hair troll doll smashing them up instead of the Big And Nasty variety - then pulls out her knife and declares it to be troll-hunting season, just for the hell of it*)

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 25 April 2005 - 09:52 PM

[SimeSublime]

I liked the alcohol discussion.

[Stalky]

Get over it, y'damn drunk *shakes fist*

[Voodoo Dog]

You tell him Stalky! In fact, lets start a tangent to a tangent about trolls.
I really like trolls!

(I just realised a tangent to a tangent is probably impossible in the real world, like that freaky triangle thing I forget the name of. It does your head in, looking at the thing.)

[Stalky]

Yeah...isn't a tangent a straight line projected from a point on a curve, following the same angle as that point? So that means a tangent on a tangent would require the tangent to be curved, but thats impossible considering the definition of a tangent.

...I need a drink.

EDIT: Hold on. I think we've just created a tangent to a tangent to a tangent about tangents.

This post has been edited by Stalky: 26 April 2005 - 02:16 PM

[floppydisk]

Yarr!

*Grabs a long spear and runs at the troll. floppydisk gouges his side with it and the troll winces.*

RARRBLARRYARRYTR!

SPLAT!

[Voodoo Dog]

Which would win in a fight between a classic troll and one of those freaky little plastic things with the marge simpson hair and horribly disturbing eyes? At first glance things look bad for mister plastic, with the other guy wielding a huge club and everything, but said plastic cunt would have speed on his side and would probably be able to dodge it. And what if there were more than one of the little twerps attacking? Lots of little nasty things will beat the crap outta one big nasty thing any day of the fuckin' week. Think of a sabre-tooth tiger taking on a colony of army ants and you'll see what I mean. I therefore have to put my money on the plastic guys even though I HATE the little freaks. Except those ones you could put on the top of a pen because I rather enjoyed repeatedly sodomising the bastards. This thing should prove interesting once we get the ball rolling. In fact I'm thinking of starting my own thread for it. Yeah! YEAH! "Classic Troll VS Plastic Troll" has a rather nice ring to it, don't you think? It might, god forbid, end up being even better than the noble lady Sherwood's "Lemur VS Puffin" match. I'll FINALLY be rich and famous. BWA HA HA HA! And I'm sure all the nice people who wish to talk about sitcoms will be glad when we all fuck off outta here. Well? Do you agree with me or am I talking bollocks? Let me know please.

And by the way Stalky, I'm pretty sure that if someone managed to create a tangent to a tangent to a tangent involving tangents in the real world, it would collapse in on itself forming a black hole and mean the end of all life as we know it, absolutely everywhere.

[floppydisk]

Lots of little nasty things will beat the crap outta one big nasty thing any day of the fuckin' week.

That only counts if the little things are alive. Plastic is not. Therefore origional trolls win.

Except those ones you could put on the top of a pen because I rather enjoyed repeatedly sodomising the bastards.

We shall never speak of this again.

t might, god forbid, end up being even better than the noble lady Sherwood's "Lemur VS Puffin" match. I'll FINALLY be rich and famous. BWA HA HA HA!

I wouldn't count on it.

[Voodoo Dog]

That only counts if the little things are alive. Plastic is not. Therefore original trolls win.

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I just thought of a BRILLIANT comeback to this, but I refuse to mention it here. I'll only continue this debate if it gets its own poll or whatever the hell you call those threads you can vote on, thank you very much. Its the whole banana or nothing at all. Seriously, I need to know if there's enough people out there interested to sustain this thing. If I start a poll going and nobody bothers to turn up, I'll end up looking like a horribly egotistical little freak. Please somebody, for the love of god, back me up on this. If nobody does then you'll never hear my comeback now will you? Here's hoping curiosity will perform its wonderous miracles.

This post has been edited by Voodoo dog: 26 April 2005 - 07:34 PM

[floppydisk]

Just post it. If nobody replies, you only look like a moron for about a week, until the other threads swallow it up and puch it back a page or two.