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#46 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 22 April 2005 - 11:00 AM

QUOTE (Voodoo dog @ Apr 22 2005, 09:23 AM)

You have never fucking LIVED girl!

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(*sadly shakes her head*)

No, no I haven't...such is the life of a socially inept recluse.

Also, judging by smell alone, I don't even want to think about touching any of the beers I've encountered - they smell like piss.

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 22 April 2005 - 11:01 AM

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#47 Chyld

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Posted 22 April 2005 - 11:11 AM

Methinks I'm going to have to open a formal Alcahol thread in the General Chat...

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#48 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 22 April 2005 - 11:16 AM

Be sure to remember to spell "Alcohol" correctly if you do.

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#49 Voodoo Dog

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Posted 22 April 2005 - 11:16 AM

If you want a way into a life of alcoholism, I would suggest cider. Easy on the stomach, and gets it you rascally drunk quickly. And it tastes good. It has to. It's made from apples. Apples are much more appetising than barley, wheat or potatoes.

I seem to have put this thread on an inescapable tangent. Mcgyver's mullet is now the sole voice of reason.

#50 SimeSublime

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Posted 22 April 2005 - 11:20 AM

Perhaps, but alcohol eventually destroys any reasonable conversation.

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#51 Voodoo Dog

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Posted 22 April 2005 - 11:37 AM

QUOTE (SimeSublime @ Apr 22 2005, 05:20 PM)

Perhaps, but alcohol eventually destroys any reasonable conversation.

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Since most people I know are morons, I consider that yet another bonus. I would also like to identify myself as a socially inept loner. I am also a raging alcoholic. I can be two things. In fact, now that I think about it, every single thread I have been on, I have mentioned alcohol in some fashion.

Mein gott, thats depressing.

#52 Rhubarb

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Posted 22 April 2005 - 09:19 PM

QUOTE (Voodoo dog @ Apr 22 2005, 11:16 AM)

Mcgyver's mullet is now the sole voice of reason.

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There's one sentence I never thought I'd see.

#53 SimeSublime

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Posted 23 April 2005 - 03:40 AM

QUOTE (Voodoo dog @ Apr 23 2005, 12:37 AM)

I am also a raging alcoholic.

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I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a binge drinker

I said that outloud, and my friend turned around instantly and said that that sentence describes me perfectly. I was depressed.

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#54 Chyld

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Posted 23 April 2005 - 06:26 AM

Pfah, you and your labels. I just drink/get drunk/wonder how I got home the next day. Usually in that order.

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#55 MacGyver's Mullet

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Posted 24 April 2005 - 05:44 PM

I'm drinking right now, Excelsior lager - Lidl's finest (or is that cheapest, I often get those two mixed up).

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 02:08 AM

And I'm loaded right now off of really bad vodka and cranberry juice.

We are truly a group of alky's, aren't we?

#57 Rhubarb

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 03:42 AM

I'm bloody not. Although I'd currently be getting tanked on cheap cider if I could afford it.

#58 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 08:09 AM

I guess that would make me the forum's "alcoholic virgin".

I feel shame - is that normal?

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#59 Voodoo Dog

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 08:19 AM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Apr 25 2005, 02:09 PM)

I guess that would make me the forum's "alcoholic virgin".
I feel shame - is that normal?

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Theres no such thing as normal Jane. Everyone of the planet is a freak in there own special way. Only drink if you want to, don't give into peer pressure.

Seriously, this is getting ridiculous. Not that I want to stop the fun, but could someone rename this thread to "Sitcoms - for about two pages, then its about getting wasted" please?

#60 Stalky

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 09:26 AM

QUOTE (Voodoo dog @ Apr 25 2005, 08:19 AM)

Seriously, this is getting ridiculous. Not that I want to stop the fun, but could someone rename this thread to "Sitcoms - for about two pages, then its about getting wasted" please?

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I was going to say...how the fuck do you get from Sitcoms to alcohol so easily?!