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10,000 Jangos A Visit to the Planet of the Sperm-Heads

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Post icon  Posted 09 February 2005 - 02:40 PM

Okay, we can all agree Lucas has some major issues regarding the sexual nature of Star Wars. Luke and Leia, Padme the older woman, the Jedi celibacy thing, Hayden the creep, Padme attracted to younger creepy little boys, not to mention the strangeness of George Lucas' lack of sensual or sexual scenes, yet weird scenes with shirt-ripping and half-naked alien dancers in ROTJ, as well as alien women with more than two breasts, and scantily clad Leia strangling a rather large Phallic symbol(the Hutt).

Oh yeah, and the creepy thing with the Jedi and the kids. Why kids?

Anyway, now lets look at the creepy world of the Sperm-Heads on Planet Kamino. Now, assuming that technology has advanced beyond the necessity of Jango having to give them a certain fluid sample, and that all they need is a hair, Jango on the other hand may be sterile. Why ask for a clone of himself to call "son"? Perhaps this is one reason they chose this strapping bounty hunter--poor Jango shoots blanks, no worries about the army giving birth to unwanted illegitimate offspring(you know, like Darth Vader?) while on leave. If this is true, Boba may also be a blank shooter, but as we have seen in ROTJ, not exactly a celibate.

Regardless, the Cloners, and much of the imagery and weirdness in Attack of the Clones has creeped a great many out, and on perhaps an unconscious level, Lucas has come up with a strange alternative reality to dealing with sex.

His world is full of sexual irregularities. As I have mentioned. Poor Obiwan isn't allowed to even talk to girls. An entire planet's economy is based on CLONING. Either there's a lot of narcissists in the galaxy or there's a serious DNA deficiency, a barren pool. The idea of clones of course is strategic, you can kill a lot of them, and engineer them to be docile and follow orders. So for the empire's sake, a sizable army can be readily available without worrying about such things as "family values"--theres no families. So we also have Palpatine, a loveless crone , with his clones, ruling a galaxy still participating, presumably in sex.

Now we come to the sperm heads, no pun intended. These aliens, which resemble for lack of a better word, spermies with arms and legs--a creepy visual symbol illustrating the cloners--and are strangely benign. They seem like Disney-ish characters and speak like they are either talking to children or are children. Now, Obiwan, king of celibacy shows up, and in some creepy dialog devoid of any reaction by Obiwan, they tell him they are cloning Jango Fett, the paid stud of the galactic empire. Daddy Jango is the father of the Army, with a million sons. Something thus becomes creepier on the subconscious level, Mace Windu is the killer of the clone-daddy, or sperm donor. A million men whose father was just killed by Mace, thus come to his rescue. Now, obviously they don't have a clue, they're mindless clones, but something else may be operating on the unconscious level--not in the movie, but within George Lucas.

His vision of the spermoids cloning a master race...compared to that of the master race of midichlorian-induced Jedis is even more interesting when you think about it. On one side you have a group of cosmic chosen ones, the Jedi, sexless in all their glory, in Darthies' case, FATHERLESS. They too discard family life to be members of a celibate army...

Now we have both villains and protagonists embedded in a strange and deranged sexual landscape. Who's my daddy is the Big Question popped in ESB right?

Luke's Daddy is a Jedi. Boba Fett's Daddy was killed by a Jedi. Boba's father really isn't his father, and Luke's father didn't have a father. This brings new meaning to the Dark Helmet soliliquy in Spaceballs, about my brothers sisters former roommate.

Now in Dune, Lord of the Rings and many other epic scifi adventures are dynastic struggles and generational conflicts, but Star Wars takes the cake for being the most contrived and bizarre genetic confusions ever known.

What the hell does any of it really mean? Believe me, I am not suggesting a genius and hidden deeper meaning penned by George, but I am suggesting that it is absolutely autobiographical in some sick way. All of this must tell us something about Lucas and his twisted and juvenile mind, what do you think that might be?

I have my own theories, but I would like to hear your ideas on this peculiar and icky subject.
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Posted 09 February 2005 - 02:55 PM

Hannibal... that is really... bizaare. ohmy.gif
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Posted 09 February 2005 - 06:41 PM

i would ask count dokuu for a blood sample, and fly down to kamino to get an army of clones of him made up...

(a few thousand mauls wouldn't go astray either)
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Posted 09 February 2005 - 10:40 PM

That's the craziest thing. If I'd have 10,000 or however many clones made and had the choice, I'd want Han Solo as the basis.

Jango is just creepy to me, and not in the good/scary 1977 Darth Vader* sort of way.


*Which has been altered, Annie or not.
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Posted 09 February 2005 - 11:22 PM

For sheer creepyness the OT emperor is the best, Darth Vader was menacing but he was more of an in-your-face kind of scary.

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 11:23 PM

Also, the adds below advertise a Jango Fett costume... Why? Is it not just a Boba Fett costume? How does one tell the difference?

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Posted 10 February 2005 - 03:32 AM

Jango Fett's armor was shiny and clean. Boba's was dirty and more battle worn. That's the difference as far as I'm concerned...
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Posted 23 March 2005 - 11:23 PM

" Sun, Mar. 20, 2005

Lucas gets in touch with the Dark Side

DAVID GERMAIN

Associated Press

LAS VEGAS - Two decades ago, George Lucas pulled off the mask to reveal the face of one of cinema's greatest bad guys. Now, he's about to slip the mask back on.

"It's not like the old 'Star Wars,' " Lucas told theater owners at the ShoWest convention. "This one's a little bit more emotional. We like to describe it as a tearjerker."

"I feel that I've made the movie the best I can and it turned out the way I wanted it to be, so I'm happy," Lucas, 60, told The Associated Press.



The trailer sets up the rest of the scenario, with the suspicious Jedi council assigning Anakin to spy on Palpatine after his rescue, while the chancellor - the future evil Emperor of the original trilogy - plots to seduce the young knight to the dark side of the Force."

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George Lucas' sick ideas about creating a tear-jerker when the story demands something else is more proof of his derangement. Expect to see some more weird sexual stuff in ROTS, such as how he deals with pregnancy, birth, and the demented context it is sure to be in...what new dysfunctional family creepyness can we expect this last film? I predict that what will make me queasy is not the killing of the Jedi or Anakin's face falling off, but the uncomfortable juvenile point of view Baron Crapanoida has about the birth of children...its going to be the most disturbing element for me...
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Posted 24 March 2005 - 12:31 AM

Oh boy.
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Battle for the Galaxy--read the "other Star Wars"

All I know is I haven't seen the real prequels yet.
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