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Girls VS Boys the most sexually charged topic yet!

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Posted 23 November 2007 - 07:20 PM

QUOTE (Dorothy @ Oct 29 2007, 01:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I, for one, have only dated men who were close to my height. I think I would be a bit more intimidated by a man who is a great deal taller than me, but I am about average height, myself. I have noticed that quite a few short women choose very tall men, but I have no theories as to why this is. Maybe because they can kick them more... there may be some truth to this. Someone should investigate... laugh.gif


I may not be able to properly investigate . . . to many variables
but for me its just because eventually
i'll wanna marry a guy who's tall.
or at least taller than me, ideally 5'7 - 6'4

Not only for good gene purposes but
i guess tall guys is just the cliché just like
skinny pretty girls is the male cliché and stereotype

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QUOTE (CJ Marren @ Nov 23 2007, 06:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Vag smell = bad.

Man smell = Lynx Africa.

DEBATE OVER.


What the HELL is that suppose to mean?!?!!?!?!

What is Lynx Africa???????????

and what does it have to do with Vag smell??????

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Posted 24 November 2007 - 12:24 AM

Okay, that was rather crude. But since you brought it up, I must argue that there are TONS of guys (and girls) that like that scent. (If the area is well taken care of, that is.) Can't argue the same for guy parts.
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Posted 28 November 2007 - 08:53 PM

QUOTE (CJ Marren @ Nov 23 2007, 09:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Vag smell = bad.

Man smell = Lynx Africa.

DEBATE OVER.


any man that smells of lynx should spend his entire life alone.

seriously, no girl should want to be with a man who smells like a $7 can of spray.

Unfortunatley they do, so that's points against women. because if women date these guys it only pertuatues the use of cheap hygene products and suggests that women don't give a shit about anything other than looks.
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Posted 28 November 2007 - 09:04 PM

I have no idea what that stuff is, but I'm guessing something like Axe body spray? Which is shit, especially when guys spray half the can on themselves and think they can get away without showering/wearing deodorant. Which happens a lot.
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Posted 28 November 2007 - 10:09 PM

I shower and lightly add expensive aftershave.
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Posted 29 November 2007 - 02:27 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Nov 28 2007, 10:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I shower and lightly add expensive aftershave.


Cool.
I shower and lightly add expensive perfume.
PRECIOUS VELIUS....
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Posted 29 November 2007 - 02:43 AM

QUOTE (looktothesky @ Nov 29 2007, 02:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Cool.
I shower and lightly add expensive perfume.


there's only one place this conversation can go from here... devil.gif
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Posted 01 December 2007 - 06:52 PM

Threesome in my bed? I dunno. Sounds pretty good to me.
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Posted 01 December 2007 - 07:29 PM

In Icey's bed? I'm in!!!

Glad to see you back, sexiest of vikings. smile.gif
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Posted 01 December 2007 - 07:49 PM

Someone has to avoid sexual innuendo and get straight to the meat of things.

I'd really like a slice of you btw.
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Posted 04 December 2007 - 05:48 PM

Well this is going swimmingly. smile.gif
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Posted 05 December 2007 - 05:54 AM

The only thing I can do in this debate is post a maddox quote:

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...a woman's fart is embarrassing whereas a guy's fart is something to behold, like a fine wine you swish in your mouth and spit out to savor the flavors. A real fart is beefy, has a density greater than or equal to the air surrounding it, consists of the unmistakable scent of broccoli, and usually requires wiping afterwards.

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Posted 05 December 2007 - 10:12 AM

I think you just gave a bunch of points to the girls.
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Posted 05 December 2007 - 08:51 PM

yeah but farts and BO are the only bad smells guys let off.

girls....

well lets just not go there.
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Posted 15 December 2007 - 01:44 PM

I have always advocated for someone to be proud of what they are, regardless of what they are. All humans are born to serve a greater purpose. It could be as simple as working hard and having many children. It could be complex as overthrowing a domestic dictator. Regardless of what a persons social status is, they serve a greater cause.
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