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Girls VS Boys the most sexually charged topic yet!

#1141 User is offline   barend Icon

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 08:17 PM

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I just believe in a world of peace, harmony, and public displays of female homoerotica.

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Posted 11 October 2007 - 04:14 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Oct 8 2007, 08:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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I just believe in a world of peace, harmony, and public displays of female homoerotica.


Agreed except I'm more of a fan of hetero-me-being-involved-erotica. wub.gif
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Posted 11 October 2007 - 04:28 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Oct 8 2007, 08:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I just believe in a world of peace, harmony, and public displays of female homoerotica.

Well, if we have to go in that direction, replace the word "female" with "male" and we'll be in total agreement. happy.gif

(*reaction to said displays may vary drastically with mood)
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Posted 13 October 2007 - 04:31 AM

Guys have testosterone. Debate is over. Before anyone mentions PMS, it comes one per month, ours is a rage that that endures throughout the seasons.
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Posted 13 October 2007 - 10:30 AM

Women have testosterone, too, just a much smaller amount.

But let's see, constant, unending brawls and skirmishes, or complete devastation in one fell swoop? Then, when you just start to pick up the pieces and get everything back to normal, here it comes again!
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Posted 14 October 2007 - 06:15 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Oct 13 2007, 07:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Women have testosterone, too, just a much smaller amount.

But let's see, constant, unending brawls and skirmishes, or complete devastation in one fell swoop? Then, when you just start to pick up the pieces and get everything back to normal, here it comes again!


Ha! We are more used to being violent and having parts of our body hurt for no reason. Because it is constant with us, we have grown used to it while woman haven’t because it comes around impulsively.
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Posted 15 October 2007 - 02:41 AM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Oct 11 2007, 11:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, if we have to go in that direction, replace the word "female" with "male" and we'll be in total agreement. happy.gif

No way.
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Posted 15 October 2007 - 02:52 AM

Men don't need hood ornaments to be irresistable. wink.gif
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 09:33 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Oct 11 2007, 04:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, if we have to go in that direction, replace the word "female" with "male" and we'll be in total agreement. happy.gif

(*reaction to said displays may vary drastically with mood)


But we already have Australian Football.
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 09:37 PM

Tell me more of this Australian Football.
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 09:38 PM

Joke: You could always chemicalize yourself and go with Iron Male. Except it might conflict with Barend's avatar.
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Posted 21 October 2007 - 09:11 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Oct 18 2007, 09:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Tell me more of this Australian Football.


http://wesclark.com/rrr/hopoate.html

read the whole page.
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Posted 27 October 2007 - 05:44 AM

ok. why do some things have to be the way they are when it comes down to dating, or more specifically,..finding someone to date.

why do so many girls insist on having a man who is tall? its like girls want a man who is at least 5'9""...do you know how unfair that is?.

call it natural selection i guess. in fact, come to think of it, i think "natural selection" really isnt even a conscious part of our thinking process when it comes to choosing a suitable mate.

men prefer women with long hair as opposed to short hair..we dont know why we do..we just do. ..im not saying i havent seen my fair share of gorgeous gals with cute short hairdos..but when push comes to shove,..locks rule.

but, hair is something anyone can grow,..height is not.

you can lose weight, you can go to college-get a better job, go to a store-get nicer clothes...and for women, they can get boob jobs.

but the unfairness of men being tall, is just something that really cant be adjusted too much,..unless someone invents a medical procedure that can extend the length of your legs or something...but even then, im sure it would render an unnatural look, compared to a man who is naturally tall.

if some of these women could lax their guard on being insistant on having a tall man, they would see that they are skipping out on a lot of men who are somewhat shorter, but are big on heart.

sorry, just had to get my thoughts out on all this.

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Posted 29 October 2007 - 04:18 PM

QUOTE (mireaux7 @ Oct 27 2007, 04:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
why do so many girls insist on having a man who is tall? its like girls want a man who is at least 5'9""...do you know how unfair that is?...if some of these women could lax their guard on being insistant on having a tall man, they would see that they are skipping out on a lot of men who are somewhat shorter, but are big on heart.
I, for one, have only dated men who were close to my height. I think I would be a bit more intimidated by a man who is a great deal taller than me, but I am about average height, myself. I have noticed that quite a few short women choose very tall men, but I have no theories as to why this is. Maybe because they can kick them more... there may be some truth to this. Someone should investigate... laugh.gif

But, seriously. Height is of little to little importance to me. There are far more important considerations to consider... such as, um, what color pants he wears. And, um, how he feels about crappy independent horror movies and action figures. Oh, and dogs. biggrin.gif
QUOTE (mireaux7 @ Oct 27 2007, 04:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
men prefer women with long hair as opposed to short hair..we dont know why we do..we just do. ..im not saying i havent seen my fair share of gorgeous gals with cute short hairdos..but when push comes to shove,..locks rule.
I dated a guy who always wanted to play with my (then shoulder-length) hair. It got a bit creepy. When we broke up, I cut it short. It made me happy. He then dated someone else with long hair who dumped him quite cruelly. That made me happy too.

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Posted 23 November 2007 - 09:26 AM

Vag smell = bad.

Man smell = Lynx Africa.

DEBATE OVER.
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