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#871 User is offline   Sailor Abbey Icon

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 09:07 AM

You guys, I’m pretty sure Angelina’s lips are real. I saw some photos of her when she was like 14 or something and she still had them. If they are, you guys should be ashamed of yourself for saying theyre disgusting. I think theyre beautiful and I would suck on them all day. So fuck y’all.

QUOTE (David-kyo @ Nov 8 2006, 09:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you don't care what appeals to us, then why the hell were are so many of you desperately trying to get below their birth weights?


Because those girls (usually straight girls) have been brainwashed by the media which bombards them with information telling them that they are only worth anything if they are thin. Brainwashing is a bitch and I guarantee you if it was men that were the media target, you guys would be screwed up too. I’m not condoning the “I need to be skinny” attitude. I think its retarded, but everywhere you look girls are pressured to be stunningly beautiful and its just not gonna happen, so I can empathize. Most lesbians don’t give a shit about their weight. Or at least not the ones I’ve met.

-500pts for men for not knowing why women actually want to be skinny.
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Posted 08 November 2006 - 09:10 AM

Sailor Abbey is either the coolest chick I've ever come across, OR she's actually a very-very crafty feminist guy.

In either case: I salute you.
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Posted 08 November 2006 - 09:19 AM

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 12:36 PM

By the way, anyone ever played the game Gender Wars? I have a feeling that this thread could eventually lead to that...
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Posted 08 November 2006 - 06:34 PM

QUOTE (Sailor Abbey @ Nov 8 2006, 09:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
200pts for Barend for being hitting the nail on the head.


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it's really become straight girls Vs everyone else.... devil.gif

QUOTE (Sailor Abbey @ Nov 8 2006, 09:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Because those girls (usually straight girls) have been brainwashed by the media which bombards them with information telling them that they are only worth anything if they are thin. Brainwashing is a bitch and I guarantee you if it was men that were the media target, you guys would be screwed up too. I’m not condoning the “I need to be skinny” attitude. I think its retarded, but everywhere you look girls are pressured to be stunningly beautiful and its just not gonna happen, so I can empathize. Most lesbians don’t give a shit about their weight. Or at least not the ones I’ve met.

-500pts for men for not knowing why women actually want to be skinny.


the thing about those magazines as they jump on any celebrity calling them fat, not just the ones that balloon out between jobs, but i mean a close ups on a thigh spoting celulite and shit... like "LLOK LOOK THEY'RE HUMAN... FREAKS!!111!!! LOL YOU GOT FAT!!!!" and so on.. and the second that person gets paranoind about seeing themselves and drops down, the same magazines are all over them again, like "OOOOOH LOOK WHOS DANGEROUSLY THIN, IT'S SICKNEING, WHY DON'T YOU KILL YOUR SELF BITCH?!?!""

then there's the more prestigeous ($4 more) magazines, that tell you how to dress and give bad relationship advice like how to manipulate your man with mind games that in no way benifite you but drive your man into the arms of another woman, because no one likes to be played like that.

seriously... and girls keep buying them. sorry straight girls your nothing but puppets dancing to the whims of blaoted, aged, and menapausal ex-models and past used-by-date fashion designers, embittered by their own decadent failure to maintain sanity!!!

and for that NO POINTS FOR GIRLS EVER!!! well except the cool ones who don't follow that crap... and who are genrally representing here... but ALL THE OTHERS ARE DRAGGING YOU DOWN!!!

so -6100000050000700000 points or something.
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Posted 08 November 2006 - 06:57 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Nov 8 2006, 06:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
and for that NO POINTS FOR GIRLS EVER!!! well except the cool ones who don't follow that crap... and who are genrally representing here... but ALL THE OTHERS ARE DRAGGING YOU DOWN!!!

so -6100000050000700000 points or something.


Then I myself should be rewarded with an in infinite amount of points for being so splendidly fantabulous, and since I am a female, I alone am able to make up for any deficit acquired by my failing female counterparts. Or something.

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 06:59 PM

Damn I'm confused...
How much points does guys have and those things named girls?
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Posted 08 November 2006 - 07:40 PM

I'm straight, but I'm no effing puppet and I'd appreciate it if you left me out of your generalizing, thanks smile.gif
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Posted 09 November 2006 - 06:41 AM

QUOTE (EwokHunter @ Nov 9 2006, 12:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Damn I'm confused...
How much points does guys have and those things named girls?

When we lose track, that means it's time to reset the score again. Dee, do your job!
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Posted 09 November 2006 - 10:46 AM

Hehe. That was a very poignant leveling.

-Infinity points for Sailor Abbey because arrogance is so repulsive.
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Posted 09 November 2006 - 11:04 AM

-100 points for Mr. Slade for not being able to distinguish between arrogance and some healthy self-confidence tongue.gif

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Posted 09 November 2006 - 05:31 PM

-500 points for Gobbler for giving gay commentaries.
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Posted 09 November 2006 - 07:29 PM

Minus to those who are going down on the same gender.
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Posted 09 November 2006 - 08:16 PM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Nov 9 2006, 11:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
-100 points for Mr. Slade for not being able to distinguish between arrogance and some healthy self-confidence tongue.gif


Fo Shizzle!





-Abbey's infinity points for saying "fo shizzle!"

QUOTE (Deepsycher @ Nov 9 2006, 07:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Minus to those who are going down on the same gender.


Minus point to Deepsycher just because.
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Posted 09 November 2006 - 09:24 PM

QUOTE (Sailor Abbey @ Nov 9 2006, 08:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Minus point to Deepsycher just because.


I don't have any points to give you because I am bankrupt. Except for a Swiss account you may never find.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 09 November 2006 - 09:26 PM

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