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Posted 05 November 2006 - 04:09 AM

Taco = Various things that are not meat.

Sausage = Hot steaming, delicious meat.

Easy piecey either you love sausages, or you're a vegitarian. We all know where I stand on this
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Posted 05 November 2006 - 07:26 AM

QUOTE (Icey @ Nov 5 2006, 04:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Taco = Various things that are not meat.

Sausage = Hot steaming, delicious meat.

Easy piecey either you love sausages, or you're a vegitarian. We all know where I stand on this


Wrong! Tacos from Taco Bell are not meat, but real authentic Mexican tacos are plenty meaty. Sure some of them are goat meat, but they taste great! The only sausages that are any good are those polish sausages from the fair, with those sautéed onions and sauerkraut. Italian sausage is sick.
In retrospect, all tacos (authentic tacos) are great, and only some sausages are edible.

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Posted 05 November 2006 - 07:38 AM

Women are more fun to kiss.

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Posted 05 November 2006 - 01:56 PM

How so?
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Posted 05 November 2006 - 03:52 PM

Women can't be as pretty as boys!

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Men have bigger brains.

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Sausages are the bomb, atleast here in Iceland, delicious, hot, large, meat product filling my mouth! Nothing makes me happier.
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Posted 05 November 2006 - 07:21 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Nov 5 2006, 01:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How so?


Our lips are bigger and softer. And were naturally more gentle. Well, at least lesbians and bi-girls are. Straight girls dont really kiss that great. No offence straight girls. If youd like to prove me wrong, I can probably arrange something...

QUOTE (Icey @ Nov 5 2006, 03:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sausages are the bomb, atleast here in Iceland, delicious, hot, large, meat product filling my mouth! Nothing makes me happier.


You’ve obviously never had a warm juicy meaty authentic Mexican taco that melts in your mouth. Mmm mmm mmm.

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Posted 05 November 2006 - 08:44 PM

Straight girls don't kiss as well? I disagree. The only people I've known with big lips were guys, that doesn't make a good kiss, and "naturally gentle"? That's just silly. There's no "natural". There are non-gentle women as well as gentle women, and there are gentle guys as well as non-gentle ones. The kiss depends entirely on the kisser, not the gender. Until facial hair gets involved. I can definitely see girls being superior when it comes to kissing by them not normally having mustaches and beards.

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Posted 05 November 2006 - 08:49 PM

So boys must be the chips:

Boys vs girls (vs) tacos vs chips
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Posted 05 November 2006 - 11:33 PM

QUOTE (Sailor Abbey @ Nov 5 2006, 07:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You’ve obviously never had a warm juicy meaty authentic Mexican taco that melts in your mouth. Mmm mmm mmm.


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and i'm sorry i have to agree... bi-girls are better than straight ones. less prudish, more fun.
better lovers, and up for threesoms... (the good kind, Not the kind that involves two boys).
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Posted 06 November 2006 - 03:32 AM

Seconded. Straight girls know naught about kissing.

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Posted 06 November 2006 - 09:56 AM

For what, chips?

I mean if they are the tacos.
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Posted 06 November 2006 - 10:27 AM

Shush, you're giving us minus points. sad.gif

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Posted 06 November 2006 - 11:01 AM

Okay I'll give a plus point.

The chips I am talking about are straight from potatoes, cut in square shapes, properly cooked in ovens which might even be healthier without all that fat and tasty.

Nacho's I see are in triangles or even half of a square??? They are in slices smaller than a chip and are the processed leftovers of potatoes. (Unless they were raised at home.) Still the quantity might be too small to satisfy someone like me.

Warning: If eaten carlessly might cause stabbings in the mouth, teeth and gums or even the stomachs of feeble people. After leaving teeth digestion has to work harder leaving them to highly dissolve. Hard and inflexible they are you have been warned. Just watch yourself before you go to toilet for hard pencil sharpening like waste... You might need a hammer to smash it and a cutters to lift it. Just beware of any signs of rust on the toilet base and seat. In an event that this happens precautionary measures must take place to prevent any toxicity waste from replicating and leaving.


A chip can satisfy me, a nacho seems to need sauce to satisfy that plainess according to some people.

Now where does that leave the ladies.

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Posted 06 November 2006 - 04:20 PM

Now, I don't really have any way to judge between straight girls' vs. bi/gay girls' kissing, but I sure can tell you that most guys that think they are such uber-excellent kissers, suck. It's either waaay too sloppy/slobbery, or too monotonous, or too tense like kissing a robot. It almost ALWAYS takes training to get guys to kissing well, and it's not from lack of experience or anything (if it was, I wouldn't blame them in the least).
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Posted 06 November 2006 - 05:45 PM

Judging on kissers? Well I have no judgement on that because I don't remember kissing anyone before and I have no reason to.

And I hate that word "kiss" it sounds ki - ss, like a fruit to me.
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