[Slade]

Yeah, disturbing is the word.

And I've never thought women should all be like supermodels on magazine covers. I like it when women dress in casual clothing; pants and a t-shirt are fine with me. And they don't need to be anorexic or blonde either.

[barend]

more men beat there wives then vice versa...
but more women kill their husbands than vice versa...
(or remove parts of).

although i think cheating is pretty even in gender totals, it's just that women are less likley to dob themselves in... (they tell me instead).

in fact everyone tells me first... it's so annoying as i am a fundamental non-cheater by nature...

but guys always sit me down like they're confessing a murder, where as girls tell me like they tasted a grape at the supermarket without buying any...

again, this is sydney people... so no one get offended.

[Slade]

You should just move or something, Barend. I can't vouch for anyone outside of who I know (which is not many people at all), but that just sounds like an awful culture to be living in.

Just start telling everyone to bite your glorious golden ass or something. I don't know fuck-all about jack shit, so you probably shouldn't even listen to me at all. :-D

[Slade]

shea... if it were my store i'd just walk out and urinate on the toughest looking one.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

While that does sound like a good method, I'm ill-equiped to do so, and will therefore stick to the humorous little spray bottle.

Or I'll just get a fire hose.  I hear those things really hurt.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yet another reason boys are better than girls. We can pee on things!

[barend]

huzaa!!!

[Jane Sherwood]

Let's keep that in mind while thinking about whose bathrooms are cleaner, shall we?


What's one way to stop male animals from spraying things?

[barend]

operations.

[Jane Sherwood]

(*steeples fingers and grins menacingly*)

Precisely.

[barend]

*puts on unaffraid bruce campbell voice*
Yo she-bitch, let's go

*crosses legs just in case*

[Jane Sherwood]

How can you keep your legs crossed the entire time you're fighting me off?

[Kirby]

You would be suprised what a man can do when he has ample fear that his balls will be kicked/smashed/choped-off.

Reason two that we are better: with proper stimulii we can each have the strength of ten men.

[barend]

How can you keep your legs crossed the entire time you're fighting me off?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

i know kung-fu...

there's the 'cross stance'



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another reason men are better than girls...

good looking guys never think they're ugly.
good looking girls almost always think they're ugly.

therefore boys are smarter than girls!!!

[Jane Sherwood]

Reason two that we are better: with proper stimulii we can each have the strength of ten men.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I could say the exact same thing.

[Kirby]

But you didn't so... HA

Next Reason: Men have the better initaitive. (inish 4 compared to your inish 3)

[barend]

yes, men have the improoved initative feat...

infact stats go in favor:

STR: men
i think all would agree
DEX: equal
women have a better build for it, but men can gain it easily
CON: men
hands down (avoiding the crotch)
INT: equalish
i've met more intelligent men then women, but i don't think that really reflects anything of scientific value, it's probably just a coincidence.
WIS: debateable
women are quicker to realize some things that men never seem to pick up on at all... but there seem to be some things that girls just don't get no matter how much you explain
CHR: men (personality not looks)
i have seen the same amount of each gender of comedians.
and 7/10 times a male comedian will make me laugh, whereas 1/20 times a female comedian will do nothing other than get up and sing a non funny song, then complain about some guy she slept with who had a small penis and didn't last long in bed... great stuff, turn it into a joke, and maybe we'd have something...
and then there's the music industry in which women used to be cool, like janis joplin, patty smith, etc. but who have we got today? Courtney Love the junkie whore husband killer of seatle...


before anyone gets offended, just remember this topic IS called: Boys vs Girls...

i don't know what that means to the reat of you, but it sounded like gender wars to me...

so this thread should be full of horrible remarks made against each others gender.

if we sit here and gently discuss this in a politically correct maner, where there is no possibility of anyone getting offended, no tension will ever be released. and more importantly, this thred would just be boring.

so i want the girls (and more pathetic boys) to know i'm just haveing fun...
you're all welcom to flame me, but remember i'm better at it.

'cause i'm a boy

bwah ha ha ha ha

edit: html stuff...

This post has been edited by barend: 22 February 2005 - 08:25 PM