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#1051 David-kyo

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Posted 27 August 2007 - 04:04 PM

I guess gin-tonic isn't such a perverted mixture, it's just that I hate both of its components, so that kind of slims down the chance of me ever drinking the stuff. But the beer-Sprite shit is just FOUL.

Anyway, guys are better because when they get annoyed with something, they say it right away, then forget about it the next day. Unlike girls who can hold a grudge for decades without saying anything, and when they finally snap and spew it all at you, you just stand there and look silly, going lolwtf.

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#1052 Bond

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Posted 27 August 2007 - 04:10 PM

Ah, yes; well, guys are often drunk when they say those things, so...

You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

--Ian Fleming

#1053 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 27 August 2007 - 04:28 PM

Methinks Bond is trying to win our favor...

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#1054 Bond

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Posted 27 August 2007 - 04:56 PM

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

I'm a virgin, so, hey; I can't help but try...

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#1055 civilian_number_two

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 02:34 AM

Boys are better because they get to smell girls.

"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).

#1056 Bond

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 10:28 AM

Girls are better because they're like God or something -- they create life, make it grow, bring it into the world...

No wonder the ancients worshipped women.

You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

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#1057 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 11:11 AM

Girls are better because we manage to get boys on our side.

I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.

#1058 Bond

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 11:22 AM

Well, one, at least.

You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

--Ian Fleming

#1059 David-kyo

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Post icon Posted 28 August 2007 - 03:29 PM

QUOTE (Bond @ Aug 28 2007, 05:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Girls are better because they're like God or something -- they create life, make it grow, bring it into the world...

No wonder the ancients worshipped women.

Bond, stop being a pussy.

By any chance, was it you who wrote the article Yahtzee was ripping apart in the 2/8/04: Lovely Lovely Girls update of this FR archive?

This post has been edited by David-kyo: 28 August 2007 - 03:31 PM

#1060 OhNo_Stereo

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 03:50 PM

boys are better cause our homosexuals invented show business...

P.S. seriously bond you're going to be very embarassed of yourself in about 3 to 4 years.

#1061 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 05:25 PM

That may or may not be true, but you guys generally can't hit those high notes without giving up your future children.

Hey, Bond, what would you say to being our eunuch? You'll get to hang out in a harem all day.

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 28 August 2007 - 05:27 PM

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#1062 Bond

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 05:34 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Aug 28 2007, 05:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Hey, Bond, what would you say to being our eunuch? You'll get to hang out in a harem all day.

Erm... you know, I'd hate to sacrifice Little Bond to your heavenly delights, so...

Oh, and David-kyo? The guy who wrote that must be the girliest guy on Earth.

You only live twice:
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And once when you look death in the face.

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#1063 David-kyo

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Posted 29 August 2007 - 05:33 AM

QUOTE (Bond @ Aug 29 2007, 12:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

The guy who wrote that must be the girliest guy on Earth.

Right, that is why I wanted to make sure.

#1064 OhNo_Stereo

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Posted 29 August 2007 - 10:16 AM

without our mary's you girls wouldn't have your precious chick flicks (see george cukor et al)

while I'm on the subject our mo's are generally better than yours: funnier, better dressed, lower instances of hippie-ism, no subjugation of their sexuality by straights with the moronic intention of attracting the opposite sex, and ...david sedaris.

#1065 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 29 August 2007 - 10:27 AM

I...um.

I have no idea what you just said. Mary's? Mo's? Who are George Cukor and David Sedaris? You lost me.

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Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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